<![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> I smell something fishy about this story. No really, I do.

rtisovec

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @BAngieB: Sorry, that term might just be used in my dorky group of friends. It's a combo of "Celebrity" and "Lesbian." It can kind of be used two different ways:

celesbian (n.)
1. A famous lesbian (i.e. Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell)
2. A lesbian who is famous within the lesbian subculture (i.e. Shar Rednour, Tristan Taormino - though both are kind of famous in larger feminist and writers' circles as well)

Or were you kidding and you totally knew what I was talking about?

Queerbot

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Queerbot: Celesbian? I have never heard of such a thing.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @BAngieB: Amen! But I think that would be prettiest celesbian ever, no? Or maybe celezebelle? That's probably too meta.

Queerbot

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Prettiest lesbian ever? Yes.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @L-dizzle: @MyMuffinTop: I agree. Overall, it's just important that she's healthy and happy, but yeah, I'd be totally glad to have her on the team.

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: That's a really good point. Let's hope if that is the case she can come to terms and feel supported enough to come out (or at least be open about where she is). It could be good for her.

Queerbot

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Pope John Peeps II: That last word. What does it mean?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Sarcastro: That's actually my motto about sex!

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> I hadn't realized that people still give hickeys.

LadlySack

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Pope John Peeps II: And I still haven't been fired. My professional motto: Fifteen years of close enough.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Sarcastro: Most excellent! I was just telling my girlfriend that you don't hear any good Sacco and Vanzetti jokes these days.

DaeSu

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @L-dizzle: You're right. It just feels better to have her playing on our team. It's weird, but let's welcome her home.

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @arguablythemostfamous:

I can't help but think you're thinking short-term. A successful career's a lot of years...

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Sarcastro: Ha ha ha. "So, how does it feel to be the country's leading restoration comedy period director."

"Uh, I study cells."

"oh. Well what's that like."

"Well, I like to compare my cellular biology work to William Congreve's seminal restoration comedy The Way of the World!...."

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @winniemc:

"I'm the lesbian who speaks on behalf of all the lesbians."

Dear Ms. Someone-Died-and-Made-You-Queen-of-All-L...,

Don't be afraid! I'm not writing to complain to you about one of your subjects such as Rosie O'Donnell who must be a real handful in more ways than one! (Haha!)

I'm writing to complain to you about how Lesbians Are Destroying the American National Holiday of Thanksgiving, probably because you want to destory the AMERICAN family and this is just your first little beachhead albeit one filled with low-cholesterol low-sodium stuffing because the Jew doctors like to boss people around about what they can and cannot eat even down very small details like "Have no more than eight beer drinks per day."

You and all the man-haters in your "Queendom" are all like some kind of dirty joke trying to have babies without a bad evil penis in the picture, and so the price of turkey basters, even the kind made in Communist CHINA, has skyrocketed beyond what American working families can afford and, please, don't tell me that a "self-basting" Butterball turkey is the answer to our prayers because it's not because there's really no such thing as a turkey that bastes itself no matter what the lying Jews on Madison Avenue try to tell people in magazine advertisements that are obviously phony because no normal American family ever looks that happy when they are sitting around the Thanksgiving dinner table.

I just want to tell you that all of you "Lesbians" and your Communist-loving Jew friends are going to LOSE your war against the American family because a lot of us know what you are up to and are definitely switching to a spiral-cut Honeybaked ham for EVERY Thanksgiving because it's ready-to-serve and NEVER needs basting.

I'm praying that God will forgive you and that you will learn to love Him instead of your perverted sins.

Sincerely,

LuAnne Ginger-Phelps (An American and proud!)

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> From the few encounters I've had I can say that Samantha Ronson's kinda cute in person... and I find this whole development bizarrely charming.

@Chaim Gnadelstein: She can get as unredeemable as she wants, but she can't make us not care.

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Klepto Lesbos in Love

StonedAndDethroned

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Awesome. IMMORTALITY!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Samantha Ronson is not an attractive man. I think Lindsay can do better.

gladys_kravitz

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Richard: Probably right. I always capitalized stuff like that myself, but never really thought if it was right or wrong until I saw it up on screen.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Sarcastro: 17 minutes. Well-done. :-)

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @CodePink: That is so hot codepink, seriously.

notalent

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @In Other News...: Turns out he's a molecular and cellular biologist focusing on breast cancer. Considering I didn't know this at the beginning, the interview went well.

P.S.: Lohan + Ronson = TLA

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @DorothyMantooth: FAIR ENOUGH. I ACCEPT YOUR ASSESSMENT. Hee hee.

(although I am putting a post-it note on my computer screen with an arrow pointint towards your commenter name and an unhappy smiley face next to it, along with the word "cunt" written and then scratched out because it was too mean)

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @winniemc: I am a lesbro.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @fiveinchtaint: Thanks! I was channeling my inner Smails!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Sarcastro: First question: "Amoeba. How do you feel about them? Single-celled bastards, them and their stupid cilia!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Sarcastro: and they'd need a band ...

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @MisterHippity:

And then everyone would have gone Ooooooooh...

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Great. Now Ronson, too, is doomed to be a scary creature of the night — at least until someone puts a stake through her heart.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @DorothyMantooth: Ha! You win.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @L-dizzle: Hey,I'm the lesbian who speaks on behalf of all the lesbians. But yes: We'll happily take her.

winniemc

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Richard: That was a polite answer, I must say.

Now, if it were me, I'd be inclined to say, "Hold on a sec while I look up the correct answer in my Manual Of Who Gives A Shit."

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @fiveinchtaint: Aaaaaand now I'm gonna bring this conversation back to my usual level and respond that "out" is the wrong preposition there.
Hi-o!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @brechtgirl: That's just Dina panicking. If you pull her string she says
"It's just a phase".
"Girls will be girls".
"It's just a little meth".
"Now that's just a lie".
"Just sign the check honey".

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @DorothyMantooth: Cleverness. Got it. OK, the room they are trapped in has no doors or windows. In this room is a mirror, a chair, a saw and a strap-on. How do they get out?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @In Other News...: I enjoy playing with words and appreciate your recognition of the humor therein.

Now I get to interview a microbiologist. That will be less fun.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @fiveinchtaint: Booo! I was hoping that my giving you the benefit of the doubt for extra cleverness wasn't going to be for naught. Alas.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Sarcastro: Zing!

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]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @semiserious: Bitch better stay away from Mark Ronson or I will cut her and she will have to eat her food through a tube.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> She might not care about it, but I do remember reading somewhere people close to her doing some form of spin control like "Lindsay is confused, doesn't know what she wants" "She's not really in love" etc

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Pope John Peeps II: "Sapphic" is a trademark of Sappho Enterprises, Inc., 271 Dionysus Street, Athens, Greece GR 17461.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Richard: ... and Conciliatory Reporter Richard.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @hypocriteoath: HeLLO! They are in PARIS? City of ROMANCE??? Girls don't go to Paris except to give each other lesbian hickeys! Didn't you see the season premiere of The Hills?

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @DorothyMantooth: I'm a dude, Mantooth. Keep it simple. I'd like to see what would happen if the two of them were trapped in a room with a strap-on.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> They could form a lesbian anarchist collective and call it Sappho and Vanzetti.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I believe it is capitalized because it is a title.
In the same way Pedantic Commenter is capitalized as your title.
(Ha!)

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @Pope John Peeps II: My blergin' software does not accept "sapphic," only Sapphic. It may be wrong.

But, for the record, I would say "Joycean," as I would say "Chekhovian."

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Given the lengths she'll go to sleep with British dudes (she sent Russell Brand a cat, supposedly. "Here's a pussy, now take my pussy") maybe this is all an elaborate plan to get into Mark Ronson's shiny Burberry Prorsum pants.

semiserious

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @fiveinchtaint: I mean, you're not just using "Michelle Rodriguez type" as a synonym for "lesbian," right?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @L-dizzle: But we'd like to give back Tila Tequila, Cordelia, and Adrianne Curry please. Hell, I'll even throw in a Natalie Portman. We're keeping ScarJo. Thanks.

L-dizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Forget the hickey - is that dude's ear trying to suck Lindsay into its cochlea?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Hey Richard? Do you have to capitalize the word "sapphic"? If a proper name becomes an eponymous adjective (that's what you call those, right?), does that adjective retain it capital letter?

I mean, do you call joycean studies Joycean studies?

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @fiveinchtaint: Does that mean "Michelle Rodriguez's type"? 'Cause, like, you think the 2 of them together would be hot? Or something else?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> She just needs a tender, loving man such as myself. I will make her chicken soup, massage her corns, cut her lines. Then, and only then, will I hit that.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @L-dizzle: could it be that the stress of self identifying is what unhinged her some, and that if she accepts who she is and maybe even comes out, she'll be better?

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Are we sure it wasn't Jody Foster who gave said hickey?

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @VirusWithShoes:

It should be the name of a pub, really.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> I think she just ran out of guys.

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @fiveinchtaint: I'm glad you don't care. It is.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Honestly? Speaking for all lezebelles everywhere (obvs.), we'll take her. She just makes more sense as one of us.

L-dizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @VirusWithShoes: Yeah, 'cuz rabies drool would probably screw up her soundboard.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Well, it's pretty obvious who wears the coke-pants in that relationship.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> "Freckled Scarecrow" is the name of my new band.

It's a jazz-funk-lesbian fusion thing.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> has anyone taken the lohan lips and superimposed it over the hickey to see if there is a match? someone should drop their CSI shit and get on that.

miss_roxxan

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> It may or may not be admirable, but it's a whole different dealio than it would be for a male star. For someone like Lindsay, being known as kinda/maybe/partly/occasionally into chicks would probably help her career.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> I wonder if she's the Michelle Rodriguez type. I'm going to say it, and I don't care: that'd be hot.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Looks like Gatorade just found a new spokesperson.

Ruutuu

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Lohan should be a lesbian. In the past, whenever I've been one, I've gotten very serious, and she could do with a little seriousness in her life.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Or, she's completely irredeemable and largely unemployable at this point, and scandal is the only currency she's really got left (apart from the promise of forthcoming nudity).

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> I hope Ronson is up to date with her vaccinations.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Rule of Modern Reporting #1: when someone has a hickey and there is another person standing next to them, said person 1 got said hickey from said person 2. and.... PRINT!

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> She makes a better lesbian than actress. Except for "The Parent Trap." She was great in "The Parent Trap."

kathotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> @EpponneeRae: I agree, she seems more lovable as a les.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Why is Chace Crawford the gay one? Can it be Penn Badgley? I know you're in touch with them by now Richard, what can you do about this?

Meanwhile, Lohan makes a cute lesbian. That's all.

MattGaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan May Be A Lesbian, And She Doesn't Care Who Knows It]]> Why would they want her on their team?

econdave

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