<![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Excusado: Well, were I a betting man, I'd say on January 21 George W. Bush is President. But hey.

oneinsixbillion

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> That's Mississippi John Hurt, isn't it? They should have tried a northerner for the role.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> If your income is garnered by rent, stocks & dividends this movie will matter to you. If you work in finance, advertising or publicity, this movie will matter to you. If you read The Economist for a 'well rounded opinioned', etc...

dola

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Excusado: I was once told by someone who had the pleasure of editing me that my spelling was "post-modern." So, hello, Mr. Kettle.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Mediahohoho: Would you believe that in real life I'm a good speller?

Excusado

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Mediahohoho: No, I think we have to take Excusado at his/her word and try to figure out exactly which Marshall s/he is saying will be promulgating the law of the future.

Thurgood is an obvious choice, but my sense of the post leans to something a little zanier: Penny or Garry, maybe? But of course "Peter Marshall law" is just too much to hope for.

skahammer

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Excusado: Oh man, I've been saying this on the d.l. for a long time now and people have been telling me I'm crazy and I just keep saying I hope so I hope so. But NB, it's martial law. Let's hope we don't all know how to spell it by the end of the year, because they've already got a contract with KBR to build and supply domestic concentration camps. Dark times.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> Laura Dern looks awesome!
But I would prefer that John Hurt portray all his characters as Caligula from "I,Claudius." So it would be: John Hurt as Caligula as Kane; John Hurt as Caligula as The Elephant Man: John Hurt as Caligula as Warren Christopher.

kathotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> Judging by the last two elections, I should start stocking up on happy now.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @oneinsixbillion: You think there'll be a general election in 2008? Ahahahahaha.

Three words: Marshall law, baby.

Excusado

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Excusado: I hope Buffy comes and saves Christopher from shooting himself in front of the whole high school!!

AlannaBanana

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> The preview alone is making me all kinds of pissed all over again.

GollyG

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> 666 views just now, I swear.

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]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @In Other News...: @Mediahohoho: i think the answer to that is fungus

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Phyllis Nefler: @fileunder: Thanks, you guys. Servicey!

Now. How 'bout that makeup?! Fabulous!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> I'll watch it just because I'm betting Laura Dern's Kitty is going to be dumb-a-licious. But I'm not giving odds on my TV surviving the night.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @DorothyMantooth:
IMDB says "Ron Klain", which I had to Wiki, so I can tell you he's Gore's Chief of Staff. Random, huh? I don't think I remember him. But yay, technology! Couldn't do this in 2000.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @In Other News...: I'm not sure anymore? Is "white" a genus or a species?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @DorothyMantooth: I think he plays Gore's chief of staff.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> Also, Warren Christopher should be even more furious about Warren Christopher's portrayal of Warren Christopher as Secretary of State. He should also thank Condi Rice for taking away the "worst in the modern era" taint. Barely.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @IntoAshes: Try to think of him as Kaiser Sozay.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Mediahohoho: Did you mean to type "What"? Because "White" is pretty funny too.

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]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> White life form plays Rove?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @hypocriteoath: On the plus side, that Genco is some mighty fine olive oil.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> I just want someone to play out that scene when Jeb whines to Barbara "The Pearl" Bush, "I will deliver Florida, Mama." Right before his "think tank" creates the term "hanging gonads....no, wait, hanging chads"

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @roodles: At times, my friend, didn't it seem like they were run from a Port-A-John in the middle of the Bering Strait?

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]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> I think this looks really promising, too!
But I can't, for the life of me, figure out who Spacey's playing! I actually thought he was meant to be Gore in the first coupla frames! But that can't be right.
Can it?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> 2008 will be a debacle. I hope the last eight years at least helped Democrats drop their balls an inch or two.

oneinsixbillion

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> Plus, this was written by the guy who played Jonathan on Buffy. How could it not be all kinds of awesome?

Excusado

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Mike_Jahn: @In Other News...: absolutely! I vote Democrat but I'm really a leftist and I find them so abysmally disappointing.

I'm pretty sure I could have run both Gore and Kerry's campaigns better from my bathroom.

roodles

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @roodles: And the sad thing is, it's Democrats who are saying that. Am I right, Democrats?

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]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Hindsight is 20/20 and makes for great TV. I'll watch anything Kevin Spacey does, and Bruce McGill too.

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]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> I wonder who plays this guy? [www.washingtonpost.com]
Cause that's all I need to know.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> isn't this a little late?

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> Despite the presence of K-Pax star Kevin Spacey, this looks to be all kinds of awesome. I guess we will have to wait 4 years for the Kerry/Diebold version...

IntoAshes

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @roodles: @roodles: Amen!

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> I think "spineless pussy" is a phrase that can describe the entire Democratic party most of the time. If that makes Warren Christopher feel any better.

roodles

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> Yo, Barry Hussein? Yeah you. Playing fair is an old Democratic shortcoming that don't work! They're relying on you to play fair! They're gonna kill you!

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> @Mediahohoho: oh yeah, that makes him a whole lot better.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Old Man Upset At Accurate Portrayal of His Wimpiness]]> At least the Godfather didn't wack a whole country.

Mediahohoho

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