<![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Wait, I'm confused. What exactly about Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman DOESN'T ever reek of desperate self-promotion?

JoelTannenbaum

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Dios mio, Javier Bardem. My favorite Spanish jamon.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> I'm for this.

I'd go strait for Salma Hayek.

Sillius

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @City_Dater: This sort of thing happens all the time in my neighborhood and I'm still not over foxy faux lesbian smooching. I'm incorrigible like that.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @DorothyMantooth & fiveinchtaint: That's weird. I just went to lunch, and when I came back, they'd changed the definition of "coolest."

@DorothyMantooth: That's what she said!

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> The only way to stop this annoying trend is aversion therapy: let the straight boys who get excited by this hang out with Donna (mulleted softball team captain) and her girlfriend Fran (who looks exactly like Ira Glass) after they've had a few beers, tailgating before the Indigo Girls show.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @fiveinchtaint: Hey, I watched House on TiVo last night, too!
We are clearly the 2 coolest people here.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @moff: Forgive me for bringing this over from the other thread, but you really needed this.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Why is everyone so hungover today? Which awesome party was I not invited to last night? It's OK though. I had House on tivo to keep me company. That's not at all pathetic, so don't even say it.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @Sheila: Did you get drunk and start kissing a bunch of girls again?

@DorothyMantooth: We could, but it would take too long to engage in.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @BK_KT: is Javvy the new pet name for Penelope?

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @moff: I'm posting just to check this.

But also? Can we "start a discussion" about the shameful ubiquity of the misusage of "momentarily"?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @moff: oh, whoops. duh. God, I'm so hungover.

Sheila

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> LIESBIANS, all LIESBIANS!

miasma-protege

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @moff: Oops. Never mind.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Also, Gawker: "Your comment has been received."

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Also, Gawker: Johansson.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Sorry, all I saw in that trailer was ScarJo/Javvy Bardem sexiness.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Sigh. I would so, so happily go gay for Penny Cruz.
Soooo much...

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @Pithmaster: Gotta draw the line at fake shrimpers.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @Pithmaster: I know. My toes are super-dirty right now.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Needs more Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Um, this is rather tame, but it's mid-day and I caught wood. Thanks Gawker!

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @Pithmaster: Natural progression, that is.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @fiveinchtaint: I don't so much disagree as just not care, as long as it keeps happening.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Branding and marketing hot.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Personally I hope this trend evolves into sucking toes in public..

Pithmaster

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> I don't know what the problem is with anybody kissing anybody. Whatever gets you through the night and doesn't leave a pool of blood on the floor. Christ, am I old fashioned!

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @Jaguares: Followed by, "But uh you think it's hot? Cuz if you do, I mean--Christian Bale and myself--myself being Clive Owen--we can like, make out for you. If you want." (DREAM)

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Woody Allen movies seem so much more appealing when I don't have to listen to the characters talk.

bitsy boozer

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @Pithmaster: And straight girls dragging their boyfriends to Ani DiFranco shows.

helenanapier

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Aren't the Lesbians on the Isle of Lesbos suing to reclaim their name? Must look into this, people. This could get litigatory.

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Fake lesbianism cause bad Tom Waits covers..

Pithmaster

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @CodePink: Word. Tell them that and they'll give you a "that's not even funny" face.

Jaguares

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> I think a little Sapphic spiciness, the MSG of modern television production, is just the right ingredient for Julia Allison and her merry little band of nymphets. Take some tech dilettantes, add lip dubs, sexy outfits and a little lipstick lesbianism and my friends, you have a winner.

Swifter

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> How exactly is this a problem? If hot straight women like kissing each other, that's just one of nature's little gifts. It almost makes up for droughts and mosquitoes and stuff.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Yeah, but when are the BOYS in Hollywood gonna start making out??? Like in front of me or in magazines?!?!?

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> @Bell County: that was Salma Hayek, who then turned Penny Cruz.

hummingpenguin

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> "...reeks of desperate self-promotion."

Totally disagree, Sheila. But you already knew that.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Isn't Penelope Cruz the one Edward Norton turned gay?

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> What? Lesbians eat their own tails? The relationships don't involve mutuality?

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> When I see two women posed as lesbians, I never feel excited. In fact, nowadays, perhaps because I am numbed by over exposure, I am never aroused by media depictions of lesbians, gays, straights or anyone else wishing to sell me their poonannies.

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[A Daisy Chain of Fake Lesbians]]> Girls gone Hollywood

tribalpottery

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