<![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart:
I don't know how to speak his language!

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> @fileunder: disco nap! that's an oldie goodie

mccain however is an oldie baddie

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> So Nixon was funnier than JFK?

Sock it to me, indeed.

skahammer

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> "It's 6pm, Senator. Time for your disco nap."

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> Eschew the low-hanging comedic fruit: When in doubt, my friends, do drag. The presumptive Republican nominee, heir to Ronald Wilson Reagan, trannied up in fishnets and lousy with bedazzler is, we cannot fail to note, cracktastic to the nth degree.

RonMwangaguhunga

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> This will only be funny if he works blue.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> Olds ain't fuhnee. He is scary.
So is that Barbie wife.

DinaRonson

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> Actually, I'm pretty fucking sure that Millard Fillmore has a "story by" credit for Caddyshack. And James K. Polk practically invented "Your Mama" jokes.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> Oh good: if McCain is on SNL, then someone can make something of the fact that McCain looks exactly like what would happen if perrennial SNL show-up-ers Steve Martin and Paul Simon had a baby.

ginger rant

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> I guess I didn't...The memory of Kerry being the candidate just makes me so angry sometimes...

Jay-C

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> @Jay-C: His was a dry humor. You just didn't get it.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> "The funnier candidate nearly always loses."

Yes, John Kerry was a more outgoing, hilarious fellow without a hint of elitism...

Jay-C

]]> <![CDATA[John McCain Needs to Stop Being Funny]]> That joke he tells about how his wife is a cunt is hilaaaarious.

crookedE

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