<![CDATA[A Day Without News - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Lazy Susan: Who's a good boy/girl? yyyyYes! you are!@SarahHeartburn: say it ain't so - can't be true.

YourGoldKeith

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> Strange, because they did the same thing (well, almost) more than a year ago. Watch:

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Is this how BBC celebrates its b'day or something?

RoosiDesi

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> Come on, guys, this is where you pull out the "feature" items. This Mom-and-Pop restaurant is amazing! Where can you find the cheapest laptops (to put next to your sheaf of blank papers)? Where can I get my hair glued-into-windswept-place like yours, anchor lady #3?

It's never really news, but even on newsful days they manage to run it...

CherrySoda

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> "The United States has not invaded any countries"

&%*#ing Brits.

I caught that too. I think it's awesome.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> "The United States has not invaded any countries"

&%*#ing Brits.

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @ChrisNH: Yes the stupid co-anchor Nod of Support is as awkward as the first "Hallelujah" at a sparsely attended revival church breakfast. I suppose Chuck Scarborough wasn't making that face, for once, which is why Sue wondered what the fuck he was doing.

Zorica

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Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Buzz Killington: Probably because it is from an actual BBC show itself- Time Trumpet- from a few years ago. Another good bit- the Terrorism Awards. Because terrorists should take pride in their work as well.


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ilikenoise

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Conbon: You didn't hear? Uh Oh...

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Bell County: Can't, I refuse to influance...wait...shit.

@Trixie from Toronto: Yeah, unfortunatly drama is infinatly more marketable.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> This would never happen as long as squirrels can still water ski.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @valarmorghulis: Believe me, I know. I've been doing it for 23 years.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> That was cool & eerie at the same time. I love the little bits where one anchor looks knowingly (and/or lovingly) at the co-anchor. Real anchors look so stupid when one of them is telling a story and the other one nods, as though it's the most important bit of news he or she has EVER heard. TV news anchors and reporters are rodeo clowns.

ChrisNH

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Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @valarmorghulis: Was LolCait alive or dead before you checked?

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Trixie from Toronto: "news" and "drama"
while materially tied together, are not the same thing.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> The news would be that there was no news. Endless hours of live television would be devoted to it. Larry King would dementedly opine about it. Bill O'Reilly would rant about, Elisabeth Hasselbeck would blame the Democrats.

There is ALWAYS news, even if we have to torque no news!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Buzz Killington: Because you like them.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> I hate BBC News. Also, that is the clearest flash video i've ever seen. Why can't youtube and everything else look like that?

Buzz Killington

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> ...like a day without booze.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> Yay. I love it. Also, BBC News > everything we got.

pureblarney

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> AVOID EYE CONTACT.

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Obviously Not Omniscient: Snark loves company.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @Dickdogfood: @valarmorghulis: Something inscrutably undefinable about this site inspires rabid devotion.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> Happiness. I think I'll go out and buy a puppy.

Lazy Susan

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> What the fuck are they doing?!?!

Deslander

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> Schrödinger's News: The news has occured, not occured, both occured and not occured, and fucking nothing happened at all up until I check Gawker.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> Kind of reminds me of the local news from pissant municipality in which I grew up.

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> Gawker's Paradox: A day without news would be an extremely newsworthy subject.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> @belltolls: I think it might be Brian Eno?

UnreliableNarrator

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> At least there is no swearing.

Suaveydavey

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> The music is very 28 Days.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> "Okay, nobody do anything... Nobody do anything... Nobody do anything... Dammit, Britney!"

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> If nothing was really happening wouldn't they just be making stuff up? It's what they do in my small town now...

Once, on a really hot day, they filmed how long it took to cook an egg on the sidewalk.

kielbasasausage

]]> <![CDATA[A Day Without News]]> My weird meditative nature is an anomaly, but that's the only way I'd ever want to watch TV news.

Lysergic Asset

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