<![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> Ingest cobra venom or use a computer? Not even a close call.

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @Buzz Killington: Robot butlers?

katieee

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> When you hit 90, anything in your brain becomes real, regardless of whether or not it actually technically happened.

call it a perk.

m4ximusprim3

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @Bell County: Good point. Except usually one awakes to find himself playing dominoes with RayRay and Sweet Dick Willie.

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: @NeverEnough: Possibly he's just confused. My guess:

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> This guy. Is fucking AWESOME!

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @scroll_lock: If you like that, this is also one I use to great effect.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Eh?

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> I hope I feel like that when I am 90 - if I make it that far.

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @valarmorghulis: Thanks!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @winniemc: umm...70?
@scroll_lock: Here, use this.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> Also, Hamilton: why does Richard's photograph accompany this post?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @Bell County: Eliza Doolittle to Bell County: "A", not "I".

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> "That is how he met his wife. She's now a psychoanalyst."

I don't know what that is. I non-sequitur? Where the real story lies?

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @Buzz Killington: My grandmother won't use the e-mails. I think there's some kind of algorithm to determine what technology you'll shirk when you get older. Maybe it's like anything that's developed after you turn 65, you figure it'll take so long to learn the operating skills that you'll be dead before you can really enjoy it.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> And just where was Google Street View then?

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> He is also, sadly, a liar.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> Its like the time I smoked ambergris and woke up playing badminton with the Queen

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> I once awoke to find myself hunting an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
**cymbals crash**

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> When I'm 90, I wonder what ubiquitous technology I'll find annoying.

Buzz Killington

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> Awwww.

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> @Colonel Mustard: oy

dado

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> How many holes did he complete?

dado

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> At 90 I imagine he has problems getting it in the hole.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> Woods or irons?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[May We All Be So Lucky]]> Well, don't leave us hanging: what was his par?

winniemc

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