Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet? - Gawker Comments

Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet?

hummingpenguin — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:50:08 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Blind items are blind because they're most likely bullshit. They never make any sense to me, and, oh, right, I DON'T CARE.

hummingpenguin

Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet?

Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:46:36 EDT

@Hez: Well, I thought that I heard you laughing. But that was just a dream.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet?

Hez — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:07:25 EDT

@Mediahohoho: @TheHonJudgeSmails: You have no idea just how right you both are... But I've said too much.

Hez

Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet?

DCI Gene Hunt — Mon, 19 May 2008 12:20:42 EDT

1) Dakota Fanning

2) Andy Dick

Come on, people! This is tailor made for that joke!

DCI Gene Hunt

Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet?

Canuckledragger — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:22:22 EDT

All these responses are making me dizzy and some of the numbering is jumbled.

Someone has to take charge and make a definitive list of all of the answers for me.

Canuckledragger

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brechtgirl — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:11:10 EDT

@Scooter34: heather graham is taken seriously as an actress? since when?

brechtgirl

Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet?

AuntPenny — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:55:24 EDT

#3 gave me motion sickness.

AuntPenny

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:43:00 EDT

Ok - I reread the last item for the 4th time. #2 Has to be Jessica Biel - 7th Heaven and Timberlake...I still can't decipher the rest of the item.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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Solomon Grundy — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:42:24 EDT

But Lara Flynn Boyle has done a bunch of stuff other than The Practice. Twin Peaks? Men in Black? Compulsive lip injections?

Notorious whore Heather Graham, 2-tv-shows John Corbett, and erstwhile hottie Bo Derek make sense, though.

Solomon Grundy

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flossy — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:39:48 EDT

If a B.35-list actor who has appeared in film, TV and provided the voice for Toucan Sam leaves Los Angeles traveling East at 62 mph, at what point will he encounter the home-wrecking lesbian C/C+ list Broadway and television (Dancing with the) Star stumbling Southwest, then Northwest, then basically due West, no now Northwest again, at 14 +/- 3.5 mph, a) in which sleepy midwestern town will they meet, b) how much cocaine will it take to make them interact with each other and c) what will they name their illegitimate child given a 30% probability that he or she is carried to term with no birth defects? Please phrase your answer in the form of a cup of coffee.

flossy

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Scooter34 — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:39:37 EDT

@Itsjustcatnip: Yeah, but they're married.

Can you tell how desperate I am NOT to be productive today?

Scooter34

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Flashman — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:36:23 EDT

#3 - B will pass C exactly 2.5 hours after they leave Chicago and St. Louis respectively

Flashman

Which 'Starlet' Is Being Coaxed Out of The Closet?

richardmarxhatesmyhair — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:35:47 EDT

The only one I want to know the answer to is the publicist with the d list named baby.

Is there a "Bonaduce Rubinstein" or "Puffy Magrino" kicking around in a Bugaboo?

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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Itsjustcatnip — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:23:27 EDT

@Scooter34: I agree with 1 & 2 but I think 3 & 4 are Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn.

Itsjustcatnip

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Bell County — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:15:21 EDT

@it takes a train to cry: Johnny Cochran?

Bell County

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it takes a lot to laugh — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:10:09 EDT

@EleanorRigby: I think we're supposed to multiply the square root of stupidity
by the coefficient of cupidity. In this case, what you get is a null set, which means #3 will never leave #4 for #1, though the numbers also suggest #2 will do #4 well before #3 puts down his pencil.

it takes a lot to laugh

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Sally Tomato — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:07:09 EDT

I think I remember #3 from my high school calculus book.

Sally Tomato

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sassypants — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:56:08 EDT

Couldn't you have at least given us a Venn diagram to understand that last one?

sassypants

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depardoo — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:55:47 EDT

Richard: The only thing I truly look forward to in June is the Fire Island Report.

depardoo

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:54:45 EDT

Which H- list gossip writer should hit himself over his head with his keyboard?

TheHonJudgeSmails

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Scooter34 — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:49:20 EDT

The starlet is Lindsey Lohan.

The publicist is..who cares, what a lame blind item!

The really confusing one, according to the posters at CDAN, is
1 - Heather Graham
2 - Lara Flynn Boyle
3 - John Corbett
4 - Bo Derek
Movie - Baby on Board

Karen Allen is the answer to the BI, "What actress poised for stardom in the 80's is grateful for a swan song, after refusing to play with that big-time director, who learned his lesson and hired a no-talent blond who would be grateful to him for that blockbuster sequel?"

Scooter34

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DavidWatts — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:49:08 EDT

first one has got to be Ellen Page. That whole convulted thing, is it Julianne Moore and Jennifer Anniston? or Jennifer Garner maybe?

DavidWatts

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Canuckledragger — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:49:02 EDT

Karen Allen is gay. I used to see her at Henrietta Hudson (butch bar in NYC) all the time back in the day.

Canuckledragger

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JustAnotherCommenter — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:48:31 EDT

These should just be called "Blind Items about Lindsay Lohan"

JustAnotherCommenter

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Trixie from Toronto — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:47:58 EDT

Jesus, the first one is a no-brainer but who follows the baby-namings of publicists? And the third one reads like a logic puzzle and it made my brain hurt. I'll say Michelle Pfeiffer!

Trixie from Toronto