<![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> And this, Ls & Gs, is perhaps highly suggestive of the reason why they listened to the Bonnie Hammer (upon whom you love to snark) when she recommended - ah - tweaking the programming of your beloved SciFi (pronounced, of course, Skiffy).

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Is there any way they can project a career onto Paulie Shore?

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> The sentimentality of this installation is almost enough to draw one tiny, perfect tear. Almost.

Mackintosh-Typos

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> @fileunder: I've found my head is a 40, while my legs are a 25. Problem solved!

@ShoplifterOfTheWorld: Ha!

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Can I buy the one that gets the other person out of the bed?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> @VirusWithShoes: I believe this bed comes with three free sessions with a local psychologist.

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]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Lazy betch does nothing but sleep all day.

ShoplifterOfTheWorld

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Setting the Sleep Number to zero on the other side of my Select Comfort bed has gotten me totally depressed.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> @GinaRomantica: I'm choosing to read it as a form of "get laid."

@fiveinchtaint: Never fear, darlin'. I'm sure futons can't be too far behind.

Also, why the fuck can I only comment from my phone, SuperGays??!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> I don't see what the big deal is. I've been projecting a woman actually sleeping in my bed virtually for months now.

And I don't even have a projector. Just a vivid imagination and a sometimes all-encompassing sense of loneliness.

Where's my exhibition?

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> They can lie on the bed. Not lay. Sorry to ignore the point of the story, but I just can't stand it.

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Any word on whether there'll be a special add-in feature where the girl taunts you in your sleep for being a big enough loser to even need such a thing?

bizasizzalizzyizzo

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> My RealDoll gives better blowjobs.

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> This is of no use to me. I can't be the only one who falls asleep on the couch every night to Conan.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> @tribalpottery: Brilliant!

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Hasn't anyone ever heard of cats? Sheesh. Although, with them it's more like, a bed with someone in it asleep - check, happy that you are joining them - not so check, will stay there anyway - check.

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Make it open source and I'll start on the snoring and farting plug-ins.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> How very Spook Country.

LadlySack

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> My installation art sleeping girlfriend sleeps in the nude... and smells like cookies baking. That's better.

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Can they also project said "lonely" person 25 feet in the air off the bed? Just so you know they won't feel so "grounded"....

luckik30

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> And, Honda solved this long ago with ASIMO.

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]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> When the other side of the bed is wet, that's, when to start freakin' out.

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]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> I knew my cardboard cut-out technology would become obsolete sooner or later.

mysterygirl

]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> For added realism, buy the optional full-bed heating pad for only $49.99.

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]]> <![CDATA[The Art of an Empty Bed]]> Virtual cuddling is a poor substitute.

tribalpottery

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