<![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..." - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> @richardmarxhatesmyhair: In Hollywood, even Rosie wears shades.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> I AM NOT PHIL FUCKING COLLINS!!!

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Tintin Latest to Leave CAA for Endeavor

unclevanya

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> We no longer want to hit that

MattGaymon

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Underdeveloped Udo Keir Clone Apprehended at Cannes

unclevanya

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Hotness Suddenly Reneged.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> No Steven, Can't You Make My Hand Be The IPhone

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Don't talk to me! Talk to the movie star hand!"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> In Times Of Stress, Jude Law Often Talks To His Secret Friend, "Cool Hand Jude"

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> So any time you feel inane/Hey Jude, refrain/Don't carry your shades upon your knuckles

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Damn - I've still got some nanny on my hand."

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Finally, my hands can see in this glare"

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> He Came from Outer Space to Save the Human Race...

unclevanya

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Not that cute in this photo babe.

Saxon 212

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> @VivianDarkbloom: I happily await the day when the isthmus of hair becomes its own little island tuft of hair, cast adrift on his forehead.

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Mike Myers just called. Sprockets is a GO!"

unclevanya

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> @VivianDarkbloom: "If you would like to request a dialing stick, pound the keyboard with your fat hand now."

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Jude Law practicing for his next role: Celebracadabra Season II

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> @NinaHagen: Hah! Bless you.

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]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Yes, right, it's a fauxhawk, but in England, we call it the "dandy."

rubyruby

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and - oh, double entendre!"

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]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "What Part of 'Beam Me Up' Don't You Understand???!!!"

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]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Scotty? Now would be a good time."

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]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "have you guys seen that episode with 'Ass Pennies?'"

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Naaa na na na na na na! Na na na na! Hey Jude...Jude Jude Judey Judey!"

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "When palpating for the prostate it is very important to curve these digits around the posterior and caudal end before giving a gentle squeeze"

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "And I'm gonna shove these glasses so far up your ass that they come out on your eyes!"

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "This is how many orgasms I gave the nanny, Sienna. You frigid bitch."

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> And then, all of a sudden at the Automat, there was ROBERT STACK!

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Rule #3: You will address me as His Foppishness"

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> I just want to point out how his sunglasses fit into the space left by his receding hair almost exactly.

VivianDarkbloom

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "And then I went 'tickle, tickle, tickle'"

Stastibugger

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "This is the Lancôme counter. Shiseido is over there."

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Punctuation problems" I have, them!

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "Would you like bottled or tap for the table?"

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> My suit is neoprene - what do you think?

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> This caption is my favorite one ever, of any contest? Why? I have no idea.

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "MR. PRESIDENT... I DON'T HAVE A NOTEPAD... CAN YOU TELL ME AGAIN SIR WHY YOU WOULD REFERENCE NAZI GERMANY WHEN SPEAKING OF BARACK OBAMA TO THE KNESSET???"

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]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "...and I say to you now, 'Ich bin ein Wurlitzer.'"

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]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "What do you mean, the fingers I have used to dial are too fat?!"

VivianDarkbloom

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Oh Jude. I really dislike him for some reason, so this is one of my all-time favourite scenes in a film:

+ Watch video

VivianDarkbloom

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> "What Do You Mean, That's Not the Shocker? Of Course It's the Shocker! Do You Have Any Idea How Many Women I've Been With? Well? Yeah, I Thought So."

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> INVISIBUL CHEEZBURGER

HeyWhoTookMyStapler

]]> <![CDATA["And White People Dial the Phone Like This..."]]> Actor autographs hand of his biggest fan.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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