<![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Hell, my thirty-something friends started doing the same thing after watching this show. Perfectly good marriages have broken up because the women decided they were going to live like the single girls on SATC. Sadly, they are living like them... lots of shoes, lots of debt, lots of time spent in trendy bars trolling desperately for men, pretending that they don't care when they really really really do.

Ahhh.. 14-37, we never grow up.

starkravingmadeleine

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @Knucklehead Babylon: How is it this girl missed the actual episode where Carrie wakes up and her dream date is leaving her money on the dresser?

Also, what is the world coming to when this article is NOT in Cosmo? I think I read it there twenty years ago.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I started watching SATC at 15. I'm 19 now. I mean, I guess I'm okay. I didn't have sex or try coke til I was 18- see, the show is perfectly fine!

valval

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> That girl might be in Utah now, but you know she's the Carrie of that group of sister-wives.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: *remarks. Fuck!

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @moff: You're like Jahn with those sandwich marks, Moff. Easy there fella.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: I also didn't have a very big lunch, so I think the sandwich part figured in, too. I can get pretty nuts when I'm hungry.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @moff: I think it's just you and me. Well, you me and the 22 year old. But she probably wouldn't get it anyway, so. Umm. OK. Apology excepted. It got kind of weird. I was just cross-referencing ION's Star Trek diatribe with you, and you freaked. Whoa.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: She left yesterday. I really don't know why I felt the need to say that. I think I just like typing the word "mustache." I want to apologize to everyone involved.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @moff: umm. ok. thanks for the overshare, dude. Is your mother in law still in town?

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I was 13 when the Golden Girls was starting out. And I became a raging slutty Blanche right away.

Monstrosa

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Whoa whoa who... back up... "Sex is an extraordinarily complex, emotional process."??? Since when?

And all this time I thought I was training for the triathalon.

Elle Menopi

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> The moment I read "living in Long Island", I stopped wondering why. Ditto, New Jersey.

Pussy Galore

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> But Julia Allison was soooo much older than 14 when first watching SATC, meeting her ego ideals in the Lacanian mirror and mistaking images for reality. Is the disease catching?

GeorgetownAvenger

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @it takes a train to cry: Yes. As long as one of them isn't gay for the other one.

The Cooler

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: You know what would really make my day? A MUSTACHE SANDWICH FROM MY FLIRTY 22-YEAR-OLD COWORKER.

Whoa. I'm sorry about that. I'm really sorry.

@In Other News...: I was out of the picture by the time the shield generator came into it. A lot of people think I was dead, but actually I'd just retired to Corellia to grow my tulips and compile my memoirs.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @YourGoldKeith: OMG, are you one of them???

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I just hope I'm not informing anyone, like, say, Richard, that, *ahem* they may be adults, but these people actually exist, maybe not from the show, but like in reality.

YourGoldKeith

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @JinxyMcDeath: Do you mean Lindsey?

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> "With teenagers and young adults, there's a certain degree of role modeling that goes on."

That should be "hole yodeling," right? Because that's how I read it.

gomezparkinson

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @CodePink: also, pace emily on jez today

"No. I write a column called 'Sex and the City.' Right now I'm researching an article about women who have sex like men. You know, they have sex and then afterwards they feel nothing," Carrie says

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I thought the line "funky spunk" was the funniest line of them all.

A_Joyful_Sophist

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Uh, she was 14 when she did this? How old is she now? 18? And married...

I mean, are we sure this isn't just Ali Lohan telling a loosely based story about her weekend?

JinxyMcDeath

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @HamptonShmampton: Were the pubic crabs from the Crab Nebula?

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> The ABC article could also mean that some people are impressionable and stupid. But...why would you watch this at 14 anyways?

Oh. I do admit however, I used a hand mirror like Charlotte did.

Ok. That was a lie.

annieuro

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @it takes a train to cry: Too funny. When did parenting stop becoming an option? My initial reaction was where were the parents during all this? I mean, how could they let her marry a Mormon?! (oh, and that other stuff they completely missed like the liquor and lovemakin'!)

longcrosse

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: Moff? He doesn't scare me, him and his 'Death Star.' Yeah, the 'Death Star'? It's dead. The 'Star Destroyers'? Haven't destroyed any stars as far as I've seen. It's all Imperial bluster. Besides, us folks in Starfleet don't wear funny hats like Imperial officers do. Biker Scouts? More like Biker Shorts. And oh yeah, one more thing - WAY TO PROTECT THAT SHIELD GENERATOR FROM THE EWOKS, DUDES!

Hey, where's Alderaan?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @CodePink: um, yes; thnx for noticing

first wave feminism, second wave feminism, do me feminism; until there are things that restructure the nature of careers, family, leave (paid), and work, it's all just fucking ... and women taking on the old roles of men, with no new advances in how people can actually grow up

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @bridgeburner: got plans for later?

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Dude I wish I had a TV show to blame on the fact that I was a potty-mouthed, chain smoking, alcohol swilling chick when I 14. Alas, I'll just use the old-fashioned excuse: my silly oblivious parents!

bridgeburner

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Remember the Rosie O'Donnell show from the late nineties? I remember being sick from school one day and watching this awkward, jewy girl in her late teens who was a guest on the show for God knows what reason sitting next to SJP and telling SJP about how much she loved her show. And SJP was all like, aren't you too young for that. And I was like, it's 2008 and I got drunk during my lunch hour! Woot!

KristaJulieva

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Wait. What? I don't understand. Are you being sexist about both sexes at the same time? Regarding a show you've apparently never watched? That is really kinda admirable in its badness.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @In Other News...: With all your freaky deaky Star Trek beep bop boop, I think you made Moff's day. Unless you were factually inaccurate, in which case you made him mad, and you wouldn't like him when he's mad. Me? I have no clue what you were saying. But you were funny saying it.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @In Other News...: Yes! And no question about Nicholas Meyer - I can to this day do line by line recitations from Wrath of Khan, and while I appreciate Nimoy's direction in The Voyage Home, it was Meyer's screenplay additions that really made that film.

Oh excuse me, the bullies want my lunch money and are threatening to break my glasses again if I don't give it up. And there's the wedgie.

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Did ABC really say "a generation of sluts"? That article was like reading a poorly written expose in a high school newspaper.

Gouda

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @Knucklehead Babylon: There was that episode where Charlotte had to bath in a prescription pesticide to kill the crabs living in her trimmed pubes.

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @jann9884: And the "funky spunk" belonged to adorable guest star Bobby Cannavale...sigh. My poor brain.

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Does this mean the Anvil doesn't count anymore as a hot spot? I feel a phone call from the past coming on...

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @Goober_Pea: The Mormon makes her feel that way. Have you ever been to Utah???

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Remember that SATC episode where Samantha had to get warts burned off her anus, Charlotte had a total breakdown and was committed to Bellevue after living off of rats and roaches in the basement of PS 46 for two months, and Carrie got fleeced of her apartment and savings by an offshoot of the Aum cult?

Damn rich inner life vs. reality.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @The One: Those girls are easy prey for hot Manhattan guys like me.

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I couldn't help but wonder if Lisa realized that Fleet Week begins today. Will she continue down the path to reformation or will she succumb to the all Dickies on the docks?

GirlFriday

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> And at least this girl can truthfully say she was the Samantha of her group, even if her group was just group sex.

dandles

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> satc seems like women trying to live like men except shopping more

don't want

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> And coming from Long Island, it's not like she could have had anyother negative examples around her.

But hold on. She said she was watching it at 14. So since SATC started in 1998, she can be no older than 24 now. How worldly and mature she must be.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> You know, it's really easy for something like this to happen. I saw Star Wars and went out and became a Jedi Knight. But the lure of the Dark Side was just so destructive, I had to give it all up. I too married a mormon, and have slowly been able to rebuild my collection of Ewan MacGregor DVDs without going into convulsions.

dandles

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I watched the Mormon episodes and they totally sucked. Shirly Tabrinacles instead of Cosmos, practical little-house-on-the-prairie shoes instead of Manolos, magic underwear instead of sexy lingerie. Oddly though, just as much sex. And Mr. Big looked a lot like Mittens Romney.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Well...I'm the guy they go to dinner with who has the satin sheets and I learned everything I know from watching SATC with my ex's. Seriously. No lie here.

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @ignats: No way. I'm an Ari.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> So, hypothetically, showing sex and the city to underage girls is a good way to get laid?

LoveHandles

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @karion: Is she slipping on "funky spunk" there?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @ignats: Deadwood. Alsome.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @karion: Where Smith tries to hold Samantha's hand, and she's so appalled by the gesture that she pulls away to quickly and falls into one of those basement trench things...

sigh.

I hate myself.

jann9884

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @ronaldpagan: Cosmos are delicious and worth ordering even if people look at you funny and secretly roll their eyes.

@karion: I hate that I know which episode that pic is from *and* the one about funky spunk.

Off for a late afternoon, three cosmo lunch . . .

seejanewrite

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @CaptainHangNail: Nicholas Meyer (best director of the Trek movies, IMHO) re-edited that scene in the newest version to make it clear who Valeris was referring to - "the Romulan Ambassador, Nanclus... Admiral Cartwright... General Chang." The most interesting part was OH SHUT THE HELL UP IN OTHER NEWS... YOU FUCKING STAR TREK NERD!!!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> The only HBO character worth emulating is Al Swearengen. As a matter of fact, I gutted two hoopleheads for their claims this morning. Or maybe they were homeless people.

ignats

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @jaywo: There is a middle ground; Her name is Madonna.

GirlFriday

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @The One: these, not this. I can't believe I screwed up like that!

The One

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @In Other News...: The rape-y mind meld with Spock near the end was a little creepy too.

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @semiserious: Ironically, Big Love has hotter sex scenes.

jann9884

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> @semiserious: Really, it's all HBO's fault.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Next time, just watch Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country instead. If there's a Kim Cattrall character to emulate, it's Valeris. Except for the part about the Starfleet coup and the assassination of the Klingon ambassador and the attempted murder of the Federation president, who by the way was played by the same dude who played the dad on That 70's Show, of course.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Mr. One doesn't believe me when I tell him that this show ruined the city by attracting all these airheads here who really believed that they could live like this FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!

I have never had a Cosmo nor have I ever gone to any "hotspot" in the Meatpacking District. In fact, I haven't been to the Meatpacking District ever since it became "hot."

The One

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> So is Lisa the one who dies in the movie?

A_Joyful_Sophist

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> So she went from emulating Sex in the City to Big Love?

semiserious

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> There has to be a middle ground between Samanthaism and Mormonism. Seriously. Moderation, America, moderation.

jaywo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I hate that I know exactly what episode that picture is from.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> One thing we should all thank John McCain for is the resurgence of the hilarious word "trollop."

And no one should ever drink Cosmos, they're gross. The end.

ronaldpagan

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Eventually, Lisa wised up and went and married a Mormon and moved to the blasted wastelands of Utah.

That's my nominee for Best Deadpan Humor of 2008, Richard.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> In my morality plays, the whore always dies from AIDS.

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> Wait, so this was the show where the tag line was "I want to believe"?

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> wait, someone once said on that show "you have funky spunk" ?

jesus, i'm glad i was watching mystery science theater and crappy anime as a kid.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I guess I owe the loathesome SATC a debt of gratitude for making slutty girls sluttier.

nonpareil

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop]]> I propose we appoint two adults to watch over each child to make sure they don't do things like parrot behavior they see in movies and on TV.

it takes a lot to laugh

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