<![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @jackvinyl: Thanks. A friend of mine recommended it to me. Apparently he googled an image for "ugly dog." Interesting.

bertyapple

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @bertyapple: That is one funny comment to match that very funny avatar...

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @the supergoddess: You have been missed... how was the showerette (don't know what this is...)?

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Spirit Fingers: Some Olds know how to call for artillery.

"Sierra One Seven this is Bravo Two Four, fire mission, over."

"Bravo Two Four, Sierra One Seven, go."

"Sierra One Seven, Bravo Two Four. Grid Victor Tango 5-3-6-3-1-8, Spirit Fingers in the open, fire for effect."

"Bravo Two Four, Sierra One Seven, shot, over."

"Bravo Two Four, Sierra One Seven, spash, over."

Sierra One Seven, this is Bravo Two Four. Target Destroyed.

Swifter

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I do find it kind of odd that the original reviewer person called the cook basically an ugly lesbian, which got a few people kicked off for saying the same thing in the Lucien Freud painting bit last week.

Seems a tad injust.

NorthBeach

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> WAIT WHAT. Dale got kicked off?! Lisa sucks. I can't believe it!

spikenard

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: Agreed.

Also, my mom called earlier to tell me she disagreed with the fact that I didn't call my nephew on his birthday yesterday. I said, "Oh yeah? Well why don't you just go the fuck back to Jezebel."

bertyapple

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @the supergoddess: That's the only thing that there's just too little of..

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @the supergoddess: we missed you as well...provided you brought lemon squares.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: you know what today needs?

lemon squares.

(hi gang!! I missed you guys!!)

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink:

Well, *I* think you are a beautiful, lovely huggybunny.

*kisses*

Lunarkitty

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @rosaluxembourgeoise: I imagine one would need a lot of it to deal with this chick

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> At this point, PX stands for "Produce Xanax!"

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> At the risk of blowing up the joke/being the dummy in the room who is misreading your tone, PX is restaurant reservationist code for "special customer that needs to have his ass kissed."

And, thank you for putting the chickenjungle down; I thought she should have gone the other day after taking spiegelman to task in the context of a freaking 8 Mile transcript in which she somehow saw herself in the role of Eminem.

Darienlake

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> CodePink is a dude?

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Dickdogfood: Yeah but it was spelled PIX! b/c channel 11 is WPIX.

That game was some JV shit... but I used to rush home from school to call the TV channel's phone number and pray that I'd be the one who'd get to tell them when to press the button on the Intelevision* controller and kill some Space Invaders. PIX motherfucker! Like '83?

* & that shit was some doubleJV shit that looked like a calculator without the solar panel.

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Dickdogfood: Oh my god. Your powers of recall are astonishing.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @che_leo: You talkin' to me?

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> For all you young'uns, here's one to grow on: "PX!" is what you yelled into the phone when you pretended to play Intellivision games on Channel 11.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @rosaluxembourgeoise:
@Swifter: No matter what it stands for. If you use a term so archaic and non-funny that you solidify your existence as an angry old, you're clearly asking for a mercy killing, as who knows what old lady terms you'll come up with next, like, "Signing out, with a knitting needle to your dome, peace!"

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @flipper baby: I have a thing for alley-oops.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @fiveinchtaint: Prudent.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @The Dewd: Twatwaffle?

AuntPenny

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Uh oh! I'm outta here.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Swifter: @DownTheRabbitHole:
Thanks for the chivalrous responses!

PX also designates the Prague Stock Exchange, and stands for prognosis, paraxylene and problem.

dx this, then rx it,
Rosa

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @fiveinchtaint: CollegeCallGirl?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Phyllis Nefler: Ba-zing.

flipper baby

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @jackvinyl: That's it? That's pretty mild.

That said, after viewing her blog; and everyone on this thread should, I decided that the level of crazy we're dealing with here approaches the level of "soon to be on the front page of the New York Post for going on a tragic multi-state killing spree".

Therefore, you all might just want to drop it.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: enema bag?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @BeRightBack: A Gary Indiana reference? Win.
Also: Spot on.

valet_of_the_dolls

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Well done!

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @The Dewd: Jezebel commenter.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @rosaluxembourgeoise: PX stands for Post Exchange, the K-Mart of Army posts worldwide. The Air Force, Navy, and Marines call their stores the BX, for Base Exchange. Hope that helps.

Swifter

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @The Dewd: cathetress?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @BeRightBack: Ugh. What is the word for a female douchebag?

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @jackvinyl: Gah.
[gawker.com]

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @jackvinyl: I should've been clearer.

Here is what Josh did to Abbe D. - at least it's something that was done - it got did(?) - here, this:
[gawker.com]

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Thank goodness. Her message to BryanBoy was so offensive and self-parodically ridiculous I thought for a moment that she was a Gary Indiana character come to horrifying life: [gawker.com]

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @MyCubeHas3Sides: Me either.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> jeez - I step out for 15 minutes - here:
[gawker.com]

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @allyzay: that and a token will get you on ... oh,wait.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @scroll_lock: so is yours :)

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @KarenUhOh: I'm thinking you don't want that ;)

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @BalknChain: Your profile screen is calling you...

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I'm not quite a former commenter to posts about the (real, cash-fanned, and imagined) stars, but a girl can dream.

ronniedobbs

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> The best part? When you click on chickenjungle's profile, it says 'chickenjungle has no friends.'

Which does, I believe, penetrate to the heart of the matter.

Namaste, chickenjuggler.

dillweedmacker

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> That blog of hers reads like Anthony Bourdain if he were hit in the head with a brick 5 or 6 times.

ElijahDProphet

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> The really best part of this? When you click on chickenjungle, the profile says 'chickenjungle has no friends.' We have penetrated, I believe. to the heart of the problem. dillweed

YardanEuterpe

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Is "former maitre'd to the stars" really something to be super proud of? Like stars give a damn.

I was a former shoe-polisher to the stars.

AuntPenny

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> No Country For Old Name-Droppers: The Chickenjungle Story

flipper baby

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I'll have what she's crapping.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I bet she was a terrific maitre d'.

heartbreakturnip

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Nard38: Maybe, but I never clicked on the links. There were always two links. And he'd drop in, leave a comment, and then leave before we could ridicule him (sorry, CodePink, but he deserved it).

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> "Former maitre d to the stars." A star has fallen. Ouch.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Helman: :)

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @allyzay:

It's an iUniverse book. Great for grandpa's recipe book ("Boil This: Diary of a Potted Possum") and insane people.

heartbreakturnip

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Uh, what is PX???

Mabimab

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Whatever JDS did to Ms. Diaz, I suspect it involved a hideous sweater.

That said, LINK PLEASE!!!

I must get to the bottom of this.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> [bp3.blogger.com]

Mabimab

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @BalknChain: @CodePink: Me, too!

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Hot and insane. i called it:

[www.myspace.com]

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Shoot, Sheila, you're going to get just the worst table at Chinatown Brasserie from now on.

Astigmatism

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I support gawker efforts to encourage commenting that actually comments on things, rather than you know, encourage the occasional vapid turdparties that happen when it's all back and forth about each other.

But who am I to, uh ... comment?

HeatherFinkDeux

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> see, this is why I usually just talk to myself on these commenting boards. people go apeshit. can't we all just get along? and keep up with our meds?

malvones

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: It's still only thursday, but I'm using a sick day tomorrow. Huz-zah!

riskybusiness

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @fiveinchtaint: No, you're not. Also, is the self-promoter of whom you speak the dude who linked to his weird blog that had pictures of the kids that got busted in that drug ring at UC-San Diego?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @valarmorghulis:

Perfect!

heartbreakturnip

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: I think I should be executed for being quoted in Emily's NYTM article.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: Stupidhead!

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @IndianSlipper: oh, thank you! you too! it's still only Thursday, though, right? Sigh.
@it takes a train to cry: Wow, that was fun!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @rosaluxembourgeoise: In some restaurants, PX is the secret code for "Person Extraordinaire" aka, a more sophisticated "VIP"

DownTheRabbitHole

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @Streeter: SECONDED!

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> 10 Reasons why CodePink is better than mean commenters.
10. CodePinks don't hog the bathroom for hours on end every morning.
9. You can do it alone.
8. CodePink never got obsessed by the idea of killing a *cloud*.
7. You won't get AIDS from CodePink, though syphillus can be a problem.
6. You won't get in trouble for looking at pictures of other CodePinks.
5. CodePink comes with endless refills.
4. You're such a good friend, you wouldn't want to ruin it.
3. ... And you won't have to check in as "Mrs." CodePink
2. They don't pass around collection plates in bed.
1. You can have more than one around without arousing jealousy.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: No. Crap. It'll come to me.

@Nard38: I'm not alone!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: I heart you, code pink! Have a great Holiday Weekend!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I vote for a martini laced late lunch.

Streeter

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @crystalicious: Back in the day, before they allowed any random person like me to comment, the comments here rocked. They were hysterical- a pleasure to read. But basically the only people allowed to comment were, like, KarenUhOh, LolCait, and Momo. Good times.

Excusado

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Abbe Diaz's blog looks like a bad Xanga page. I am just waiting for someone on it to ask her to the junior prom.

old math

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink and @BalknChain: as do i. it's the cash fan/stuttershades that's to blame.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @dweeb: No, don't change it. Your mere presence might be able to get people to refrain from discussing dweebs altogether. For example, you'll notice that I never discuss my taint around here (which happens to be about 5 inches) because I fear it might hurt someone's feelings.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: For what it's worth, I agree

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: I'm also taking it all far too seriously, of course, and this is just the internet and whatevs, and I can always just stop reading but I still felt the need to say that. And of course everyone can say whatever they feel the need to say. I'm not trying to censor. Just a suggestion. Okay, I'm so done!!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @CodePink: Just look away. I would never ask you to go to Jezebel though.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Glad to know I wasn't the only one who had no idea what she was screeching about.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @fiveinchtaint: Brian Van? Krucoff?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> That headline is causing inappropriate feelings.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> There has been an awful lot of meanness on Gawker today. I think it's just sort of been that sort of day. But I kind of wish it would stop. It's kind of making me sad. From the Emily post to the Craig's List guy post from someone calling me a fat ugly faggot (wha?), I just don't like it. I am surely going to get a go back to Jezebel whatever comment for that but whatever. I just want further commenter discussion to continue in a spirit of free discourse without malice today. We'll see.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Who knew that "PX this" stood for "Please Xecute"?

Or does it stand for something else?

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I need a new screenname so I don't keep getting dragged into these things.

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Who's the other self-promoter who puts his blog links in his comments? He's been absent for a while.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Agreed, Sheila, wow - appropriately done.
It reminded me of the high, SUPERAGRESSIVE Bi-Polar off her meds - as if she ever had any...

YourGoldKeith

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> While cocaine, amphetamines, epic dosages of cold medicine and a mild case of Aspergers Syndrome has inspired prolific output from some of the world's greatest writing talents, these muses can be extremely dangerous when combined in the brain of

abbe diaz
PX This.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Huh, I actually have no recollection of her at ALL.

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> She has hated Josh Stein for, like, forever, if I remember right. I'd really like to get the backstory on that.

(Note to Abbe, if you return in some form or another: I don't actually want to get the backstory.)

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> and do you know what you did to me, you cocksucking mutherfukking piece of hypocritical shit?

Do I have to LINK to it, asshole? No, I think you remember it just fine. DICKHEAD.

so...josh slept with her too?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Screen shots of her incoherent comments will be published as her SECOND book.

mattymcd

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> No, Abbe, you're the jerk.

*ZING!*

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Fuck it, I'll do it live!

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> This is the one who thought Nick Denton was afraid of her, yes?

While I generally appreciate people who thoughtfully wear their batshit crazy loudly and proudly, such that everyone can see it, she just flat out bugged.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> omg but she wrote a BOOK what is wrong with you people

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @raincoaster: That's exactly what I told my boss when she said I was developing a bad attitude and seemed very angry: "Sorry, haven't been getting the greenery I need to stay calm and regular."

GirlFriday

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> What a relief. She was either all up in arms about some imaginary slight against her, or else being all promotey for her incomprehensible blog.

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Dang! It's over already? I'm always the last one on the school yard when someone yells, "Fight!"

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> i always like reading the gawker comments bc they're not like perez's. they're actually worth reading, aside from that dumbass's one.

crystalicious

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Damn, Gina!

Mabimab

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Cruella...check that coat...lohan may steal it.

Streeter

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Thank god. Abbe was soooo boring. And her blog is ugly c. 1997.

Don Is

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> @BalknChain: Hey, just as long as ALL immature commenting doesn't put our heads on the block, just, you know, the bad kind.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Lonnnnnnnnng overdue! I thought you were keeping her around for laughs like NTJ was for a long time, but this one's not even close to being that funny, just psycho. And that irritating "letter" method of commenting. GAH!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> That is one angry commenter.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]>


+ Watch video

IHateNewYork

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Finally! chickenjungle was a self-promoting bore. Good work, Sheila.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> (pipes in quietly)....um, I'd like a link. Please.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> That is so totally Emily

Flashman

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Her commenter page is the definitive log of crazy. I've refused money to homeless people more coherent than her. Someone should ban her from the internet.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> Abbe Diaz always gives the impression of needing a bit more roughage in the diet.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> jerry jerry jerry jerry

sqwodaydc

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I am always amazed by the incoherent, profane ramblings of

abbe diaz
PX This

It's a real asset for a writer. A writer whom nobody reads.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?]]> I'm surprised the Craigslist cash fan thread didn't take down some more names.

tribalpottery

]]>