Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn - Gawker Comments

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

kc23 — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:15:37 EST

Thanks for standing up to the wacky controllers over at scientology hq.
BTW- Morton's book simply explains that the converts "believed" that Tom's child would be Hubbard reincarnate-and some gossiped about the possibility that the conception was actually artificial insemination of Hubbards DNA- but Morton does not give any credence to these completely fanatical ideas/beliefs. He simply addresses the weight of this child's birth with such insane beliefs amongst Tom's fellow cult members.

Who started the rumors (about the DNA) in the cult is up for grabs, but everyone needs a sliver of hope to cling to, and a saviour to guide them - right?

kc23

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

syl8 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:02:44 EST

Gawker you rock! You are not afraid of the big, bad scientologists. I've been wanting to see that video and everyone else took it off. I wish Joshua Jackson would tune in to see what kind of crazies his biological daughter is living with. Who cares about the mother all she wants to do is shop and spend Mr. Crazy's moolla money. She is no more than a doormat to Crazy Cruise.

syl8

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

lovely nigerienne — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:16:18 EST

Oh Gawker. Deliciously evil. Make it happen.

lovely nigerienne

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

dyenia — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:21:55 EST

fabrics for what? tents?

dyenia

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

Contempty — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:39:23 EST

She's cute now, but wait until she unleashes her rage upon us SP's.

Contempty

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

Carol Gardens — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:52:24 EST

Think she got the idea to visit MOOD from PROJECT RUNWAY?

Carol Gardens

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

SheWalkedWithAZombie — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:34:24 EST

Katie has really got that hollowed out, haunted look, hasn't she?

Also -- @La Cieca -- thanks for that. Hee!

SheWalkedWithAZombie

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

Sargasm — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:31:34 EST

@CasadelCarajo: They can sign up for an Audit later.

Sargasm

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

CasadelCarajo — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:21:32 EST

Goddammit, my favorite fabric store is now contaminated with the crazies... Think they can fumigate?

CasadelCarajo

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

foodiefoo — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:19:42 EST

Mistaking the man with the giant watch for Xenu, Suri is actually trying to jump out of the hands of Katie Holmes.

foodiefoo

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

Tammany_Fall — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:17:29 EST

@Conbon: Marvelous.

Tammany_Fall

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

Conbon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:08:05 EST

Stolen babies are adorable.

Conbon

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

CodePink — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:58:26 EST

@lolcait: She's offering Mood Enhancers.

CodePink

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

La Cieca — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:51:07 EST

"Her crotch was INSANE!"

La Cieca

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

LolCait — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:48:13 EST

She's on guard to make sure Mood gets better without the aid of drugs.

LolCait

Suri A Cutie Pie! Not L. Ron Hubbard's Spawn

KarenUhOh — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:47:17 EST

She must be looking to re-upholster the parachutes.

KarenUhOh