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Wives Of The Wall Street Journal

8Millionth — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:34:38 EDT

@WendyBrandes: I have a friend who sends me the hits he gets for his almost exclusively politics blog. People have some really weird fetishes. I know it can be quite a shock.

But then I thought you might have figured this all out, and intentionally made your blog more likely to get hits by mentioning "amazing bosom" on porpoise.

So, I agree you win by not matching Gawker's jaded expectations here, but you didn't actually make me want to read your blog, either.

8Millionth

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Hortense de Beauharnais — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:05:26 EST

Leave Wendy Brandes Alone!!!!

Hortense de Beauharnais

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Drusilla — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:27:22 EST

Pah, I've been reading Wendy's blog for the last six months and it's brilliant and hilarious.
Google Analytics throws up all manner of funny search terms- I can't help it if stiletto-fetishisers and schoolgirl-fetishisers take the search-term route to my blog, any more than Wendy can help the odd search strings that lead people to her blog. But at least she knows the meaning of the words 'tongue in cheek'..

Drusilla

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heartbreakturnip — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:35:37 EST

Gawker is terrific. We started with a bit about a jewelry designer and her great big misapprehensions about her little chest, and that (of course) inevitably led to commenters making plans to get laid. Fantastic!

(Of course, what isn't an excuse to make such plans? I, myself, just made such plans while at confession.)

heartbreakturnip

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LilyBonesBurana — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:36:06 EST

Put aside the hork-tastic lil' yappy dog and tragic lamp choice, and ya gotta admit: some Web page referring searches are funny as hell.

I got one for "horny sexual mythical creature" once. "Well, kid, ya came to the right place," I said, draining my goblet of princess blood and sharpening my talons on my scaly thigh.

LilyBonesBurana

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IndianSlipper — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:28:31 EST

What an ugly lamp.

IndianSlipper

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the supergoddess — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:26:25 EST

@stew: "daddy, bring me home an elephant!"
@GeorgeBabbitt: gah again with the leopard! (which is a bit hypocritical of me to say, b/c I've been on a wee leopard kick but really - enough lady!)

the supergoddess

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GeorgeBabbitt — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:15:23 EST

@the supergoddess: Looks like Wendy's just your type! (About 7 pics down.)

GeorgeBabbitt

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hypocriteoath — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:09:15 EST

she has really big... teet[h]s.

hypocriteoath

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stew — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:02:43 EST

@the supergoddess: I'll sweeten that deal with the occasional tipsy three-way. Unless, Potential Media Sugar Daddy, you're super-prudey, in which case what we do while you're at the Magazine Awards is not really your business so long as we clean up after.

stew

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the supergoddess — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:52:54 EST

@nycheartbreaker: thesupergoddess at gmail - email me.

the supergoddess

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nonethewiser — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:48:58 EST

"I don't think I should enter (Boobie Wars). No one can compete with my amazing bosom. It wouldn't be fair."

"No, you can't wear underwear with these. No, you can't enlarge this photo. Any other questions?"

She must be a stitch at dinner parties.

nonethewiser

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:48:03 EST

@fiveinchtaint: There's a guy named Higgs out there who's all insulted.

Pope John Peeps II

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nycheartbreaker — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:46:13 EST

@the supergoddess: "I'm available, I have an amazing bosom, a keen mind, a dazzling personality AND I can cook."

I'm a young, poor media type. Want to go out this week?

nycheartbreaker

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Hortense de Beauharnais — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:29:28 EST

[wbjewelry.blogspot.com]

Hortense de Beauharnais

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:28:57 EST

I think the visitor was actually a particle physicist who misspelled his query.

fiveinchtaint

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WendyBrandes — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:26:23 EST

Hey bitches! Oh, I've been waiting for this day! Gawker seems to be constantly aghast that anyone besides Gawker employees (and who can keep track of them lately?) might dare to write a somewhat snarky blog. For those of you bewildered by my resume, yes, I was at Lehman brothers for five years. I left in 2005 to start my own jewelry business. If you're bewildered by my couch cushions, I think leopard is a campy classic. Since you'll never sit on my couch, get over it. If you're generally bewildered, Paul thinks my fashion blog is hilarious. Now feel free to go to www.wendybrandes.com and do some shopping.

WendyBrandes

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:21:54 EST

Frankly, the dog's bosom is more impressive.

Colonel Mustard

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PeenScene — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:18:56 EST

People are googling "wendy tits"? So I thought, give "nick balls" a shot. Sure enough, it led straight to Nick Denton: [buzzfeed.com]

PeenScene

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Nick Denton — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:14:35 EST

@TedSez: Ah, the Wendy/Wendi connection. I had missed that!

Nick Denton

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the supergoddess — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:14:14 EST

dear rich old media types looking for a trophy wife: I'm available, I have an amazing bosom, a keen mind, a dazzling personality AND I can cook. also? I promise when I redecorate your apartment it won't involve leopard print. call me!

the supergoddess

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TedSez — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:12:39 EST

Calling her a "jewelry designer" seems a little unfair, since at the time of her wedding announcement she was described as "a vice president and the managing editor for Web sites at Lehman Brothers, the investment bank."

On the other hand, does being associated with the WSJ automatically entitle you to a hot younger wife named Wendy? It seems to have worked out well for Rupert, too.

TedSez

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Fritzpeterson — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:12:09 EST

A gratuitous cleavage shot does not an amazing bosom necessarily make.

Fritzpeterson

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WestYank — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:11:41 EST

Hey, good for him, I'd love to run the WSJ then pull some beef like that.

WestYank

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Wrath of Farrakhan — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:10:17 EST

Never has the old adage "You get what you pay for" been more appropriate.

Wrath of Farrakhan

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Yazz Flute — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:09:33 EST

Tro-phy.

By the way, is that leopard skin in the background? Daaaaamn, Paul.

Yazz Flute

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BettyCrocker — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:06:34 EST

Wendy "Whoppers" Steiger has clearly read too many issues of Cosmo, and the perfume samples have addled her once-keen mind.

BettyCrocker

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LolCait — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:05:38 EST

Actually, Gigi is clearly trying to get away.

LolCait

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Tammany_Fall — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:03:38 EST

I'm glad I only had bourbon for breakfast, because I just threw up all over my keyboard.

Tammany_Fall

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deadmonkey — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:01:58 EST

no link love for the forlorn blogger?

deadmonkey