<![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @jetztinberlin: No. You are not. Ha.

olivia2.0

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @Diglett: "No, no, keep the rooster. That's human interest!"

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @fiveinchtaint: Naw, that's how I describe McSweeney's too.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @PandoraSpocks: The many versions of The Front Page are kind of my reason for living. If I could alternate between His Girl Friday and Switching Channels every two hours for the rest of my life, I think I'd go to newsroom farce heaven.

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @Pope John Peeps II: So, you're saying it's no McSweeney's?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @fiveinchtaint: I'd describe it more like a grocery store catalog to mensa members. Or maybe like Leviticus to serial killers. Birthday greeting cards to doctoral studies candidates at Harvard?

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @Gayyker: Ah. So is Radar a good read? Is it to Esquire like the hipster to the yuppie, or something along those lines?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @fiveinchtaint: Cho as in David Cho, would be my guess. Either that or Margaret Cho. Only one of them works at Radar, currently.

Gayyker

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> @TheDismalScience: You are fabulous!

Oh and Balk, BTW, so are you. Congrats. Stop all this angst crap and go rent one of the many versions of The Front Page.

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> What, Suzanne Pleshette wasn't good enough for you?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> I'm just waiting for PerezHilton to thank Heath for dying and getting him so many hits, like he did when Britney was rushed to hospital. A souless lot bloggers.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> So 'Cho' as in Margret, or short for Choire? Not one LOL or winky/smiley in there. They need to attend some Nick Douglas classes so they can learn to spice up these drab conversations.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> man, london must suck, huh.

narnio

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> Watching news get made in IM windows is sort of magical. It's sort of like finally seeing Oz working those levers, only he's drunk and of ambiguous orientation.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> "And now he's dead."

R.I.P. Alex Balk's soul!

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> Yeah, I'm pretty sure it fled his body when it heard, "Thank you for the opportunity, Mr. Denton."

Jim Treacher

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> So in this dialogue, who is Harold and who is Kumar?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> "I say it here, it comes out there."

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> I am Balk. I'm not sure if this is good or bad, but I am Balk.
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raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> I'm just curious. Since the Gawker writers get money per page view and some of these Heath items are generating thousands (and in a couple cases 10s of thousands) of page views, will the Gawker writing staff be wealthy come the next pay period?

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Alex Balk Finally Says Goodbye To His Soul]]> Isn't it the last line? Also, am I the only one who gets fierce Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix flashbacks every time Balk posts a dialogue with Cho?

jetztinberlin

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