Jolie So Very Pregnant - Gawker Comments

Jolie So Very Pregnant

Dorothy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:44:07 EST

She is pregnant with an Angolan, Cameroonian, and a Senegalese. While enutero, the tiny Jolie-Pitts are presently engaged in rigorous philosophical discourse to effectuate the Classics in International Relations Theory. The tiny tots will be birthed amidst a press conference in Uganda. Couture designers work doggedly day and night to greet the wee ones with the gift bag which will contain Emerald encrusted hemp diapers depicting their nationalities and will soon be available on eBay to help Katrina Victims. DNA sold separately.

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rugrat — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:28:49 EST

Looks like Brad stepped out with a squirrel on his head.

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Taigan — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:33:34 EST

Yeah, I like that dress too. Chop off a foot or so at the bottom and give me some straps, and I could even upgrade that to love.

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Spirit Fingers — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:03:59 EST

The penance for being pretentious twits is apparently doing service as the drabbest couple on the red carpet. I'm just happy Angie decided that the starving children in Cambodia wouldn't notice if she ate a sandwich every now and again.

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BadUncle — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:51:26 EST

Hermes is telling us its the new Hammer Time.

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Gregoire — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:42:33 EST

They look like they're going to the Shower Curtain Awards, ironically enough looking unbathed.

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VoxPopuli — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:40:03 EST

Hey, they've switched Brad with a mouthbreathing Appalachian distant cousin. Or he just looks like shit here - either one.

Whether Angie is pregs or not, I'm just glad to see her not looking with a coat hanger for a change - she was really skinny last year.

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bess marvin, girl detective — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:26:05 EST

@minx: i agree. she looks stunning and he ain't too bad himself.

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Theda_Bara — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:20:15 EST

@viruswithshoes: Too funny.

Brad looks like he should be wearing a big medallion on his bare chest.

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sexysadie — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:13:10 EST

why does brad look like murray from flight of the conchords?

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I Don't Get It — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:46:43 EST

Too bad Angie's dress wasn't by Roberto Cavalli. He would totes squeal like he did with JLo. Definitely knocked up.

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Ummwhat — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:31:22 EST

Hey Mary Kate, you're an actress? Try acting human.

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CaptainFantastic — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:20:41 EST

Is Brad wearing a piece or is that just a bad dye job?

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minx — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:15:12 EST

I need to break w/ the pack and say I like that dress - it has 70s drama & probably looks better in person - top quality silk, the way it moves, etc.

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rantersparadise — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:33:49 EST

Damn Mary-Kate! That's cold...

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VirusWithShoes — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:20:55 EST

She looks like she was smuggling in 3 of her 22 children.

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SinisterRouge — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:16:15 EST

Angie is totally pregs.

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In Other News... — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:07:07 EST

If Angie can dress like that... and Brad can look like that... then there's hope for the rest of us.

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