<![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @psst: Oops.

LVP

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> My husband, who is Russian, thought it said ROCK. Let that be the last word on the subject (and it probably is since this was posted yesterday).

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @Stoner: I think the last time I got sanctimonious about anything I was roughly 12 years old.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @psst: You are my hero.

MartyPants

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @LVP: I feel sorry for your grammar teachers.

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> If your driving around in Russia in a Porsche, you just asking for it. If you even remotely look like you have money the beggars will follow you down the street.

Poor girl. I feel sorry for the family.

LVP

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @Stoner: This is different. We knew Heath personally and so were deeply affected by his untimely passing.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> There was an unfortunate error in translation and the Russian carjacker misunderstood the phrase "I'd hit that."

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Just double-checking: none of the commenters on this thread got all sanctimonious when Heath died, right?

Stoner

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @psst: The wig is a clue inserted by Dan Brown - it's hiding the fact that she is a natural redhead and the direct descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdeline.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Why is she wearing a Hassidic wig?

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> The lowercase N thing might be P, O is O, C is S, the X is ch (as in Scottish loch), so I get POSK. Which is probably Russian for 'Virginal as the Romanicized Mary'

8Millionth

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Zac Efron would be perfect in the Movie of the Week.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @viruswithshoes: lame
@psst: also lame

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @magneticfields: Was that the plot of V.I.P., Barb Wire or Stripperella? You may be right!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Gotrunova.

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @fiveinchtaint: Wasn't this a TV show with Pam Anderson a few years back?

magneticfields

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Judging by the picture, she seems to have made a career out of protecting the most run-down of warehouses utilising the most basic of weapons.

"In Soviet Russia, our female bodyguards have no fear of tetanus. Tetanus fears them."

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @Furious_George: I think this is the most amount of time a lot of Gawker commentators have spent looking at a woman's crotch in a while.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Also, I'm pretty sure her panties say "ROCK" on them. Why do I feel strange that this has not occurred to anyone else?

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @mitchel_stevens: Seriously. This is pretty much Christmas, Easter, Kwanzaa, and Mother's Day for anyone who's ever wanted an excuse to dust-off the old "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" bit.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> really? no 'in soviet russia' yet?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @drunkexpatwriter: Damn that Thomas Kinkade. There is no end to the evils he has perpetrated against humanity.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> I can picture the guy who hired her: "I have sexy lady bodyguard. Also my bedsheets are of Sean-John variety, and my toothbrush is Rolex."

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: She tried to help but she was detoured away by a cabal of painters, artists and stable hands (led by Hieronymus Bosch) who were determined to destroy The Church and rebuild it in their own subversive image.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @drunkexpatwriter: St. Veronica really should have looked into that gig, what with her ability to transfer a facial image onto cloth. They really could have used her.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: Yes, this is why Jesus declared Sunday a "Day of Rest" so that her minge had time to heal before the next treatment.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @A_Mere_Wisp_of_a_Lad: That would be embarrassing in her line of work, but gross receipts will now be way down for someone who went from driving a Porsche to taking a ride in a brass-handled sedan.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @MartyPants: I thought it said "cock" at first as well - but then figured that was just Fredudian word association because of my current freelance job.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @drunkexpatwriter: Lacroix! It all makes sense now.

I understand she often had to go back more than once as the papyrus they used was grossly inefficient. Left one looking as though she had twat mange.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: True, but would have been bad for business for a high-profile body guard to be a victim. Catch-22

Uncle Ruckus

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> If one would rearrange the letters in her name it spells: "a vaginal no no". Go figure.

fullhitandmiss

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> You had me at half nudie shots

backseat_driver10023

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> hmmm...looks like COCK to me. Maybe that was a clue. Not-so-lady Russian.

MartyPants

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: I'm wondering if it's really a clue about the release date of the next Dan Brown book, cleverly put on the front of her bikini by a fashion designer who secretly works for a two thousand year old religious organization that was responsible for Mary Magdeline's bikini waxings.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> I went to Moscow with my husband. I kept calling it Mokba, because that's what it said everywhere. There's a lot of pride in that city.

mollypicon

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @mollypicon: I beg to differ. They are day of the week panties and it was Monday.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> People, her panties quite clearly say MOCK, the first four letters of the cyrillic spelling of Moscow. In Russian, the word for Moscow looks something like
MOCKBA.

mollypicon

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Just what I always wanted, CodePink with the body of a Basset Hound! Thanks!

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: I just sent you an answer to your question in the form of a GawkerFunEgg that will hatch when you feed it six times from your GawkerFunEggFoodChowBag. Eight times out of nine, you get a GawkerFunPet. The ninth time you get Julia Allison.

Mine's Lolcait with reindeer antlers!

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @drunkexpatwriter: That could start a trend- the Jezebels can put a "PMS" or "NO PMS" alert so that readers will know how fat they're feeling at any given moment.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: Yes, also if it's ever viewable by other people the "Drunk" or "Not Drunk" designation would let readers know exactly how seriously to take my comments.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @drunkexpatwriter: Can't talk now as I'm busy trying to come up with sufficient hyperbole to describe myself adequately. But yes, I do believe you should keep yourself apprised as to your level of inebriation. If in doubt, you can always check in to see.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @fiveinchtaint: Interesting.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: Wow, so now I can use the Internet to tell myself what I'm up to!

I think I'm just going to switch it between "Drunk" and "Not Drunk" depending on the time of day.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: Oh weird. I typed something into mine, but yeah - can't see anything on yours. I suspect this user experience "enhancement" is still in the works.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @drunkexpatwriter: @VoxPopuli: Can't see anything on either of yours so it's only for the commenter's own view. Since that's the case, I don't really know its purpose. Just our own amusement?

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @VoxPopuli: I think it may be.

I just typed something in there to test it out.

But, of course I can't see how my own profile looks out there.

If it does look facebooky let me know and I'll take it down.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @scroll_lock: Yes - I see that now on mine too, but I don't see it when I look at your profile.

Oh god - please don't tell me it's a facebooky status update line.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @fiveinchtaint:
Or better yet, a reality show!

Fritzpeterson

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> I think it says "borscht."

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Nick, on an entirely different note I see a new line added to the commenter profile page, showing "(commenter name) is..." and then there's a field to enter something. Are we supposed to enter something about ourselves there? Is it only viewable to the individual commenter?

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @VoxPopuli: That is really funny.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Unfair, Josh. Using scantily clad women will gain you my pageview, but also my respekt.

Hot Russian Female Bodyguards. How is this not a movie already?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Maybe it says rock? I think it's written in CAPTCHA - now that's security.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Incredibly stupid to die over a hunk of overpriced metal.

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]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> It looks like "BOC8" to me.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> @wanderlust: I think they say "note".

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Stop using sex as a weapon.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> um... do her panties say "moth"?

wanderlust

]]> <![CDATA[Hot Russian Lady Killer Dead In Carjack]]> Note to self for use when I am next called upon to prevent a crime: "It's just a car."

dubiouswonder

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