<![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> et voila, my last reason to visit gawker is gone.

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Au relire, Josh.

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Oh Josh. Goodbye. Can't imagine you'll be easy to replace.

If somebody does a best of Josh compilation, please include the Slutmachine New Year's Eve post.

Also, that Alan Cumming sentence? Brilliant.

lilyb

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @lawyergay: Indeed... it was a dangerous and exciting bunch of words with a pretty great payoff.

Products Will Save Me

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Josh, you will be missed. Best of luck.

Somewhere, your prostitute is reacting to this news by sobbing quietly and whispering "who is this?" and "come in" over and over.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Happy travels. Please don't come back talking like Madonna.

stew

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Wow. Complete staff turnover (I think) since I became a commenter way back in November 2007. Are you all trying to tell me something?

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> You done good Josh. Looking forward to seeing your work in the future.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @scarletmenace: Who me? I think it was just a fling.

HookerfaceAnon

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @fiveinchtaint: Awwwww. Yes!!

(Stalker.)

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @EdtheGent:??? I didn't get it.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @concerned citizen: I read it with a mounting sense of dread.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @TheDismalScience: Man! Why you gotta be like that? Let the man have unbridled romantic optimism!

Josh, good luck to you, cutie.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> A fond farewell Stein.

dishalicious

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @DorothyMantooth: Don't you mean to day "da svedanya"?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> I feel like I've said goodbye to you so many times...
Why doesn't it get any easier?!

Tons of luck, Josh! And keep us updated -- you know we're all stalking you in our own ways!
Safe trip back home.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Josh,
Come on over here to Shoreditch and check out the electricity showroom tonight if you get a chance.

Flynnchick

mavricky

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Josh is leaving? I thought you'd cry wolf often enough that we weren't supposed to believe it anymore... Really? You're leaving? sigh... Best of luck with the new projects and with the lady!

Henifer Hropes

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> I've enjoyed your tenure. I hope Mordecai likes his new mommy. And that he'll still play Scrabulous.
A bientôt et bonne chance!

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Damn, you were the best thing around this place lately.

Good luck.

And I won't ask why you put "lady" and "making a go of it" in quotation marks — although it does tempt Madlibs-style guesses as to what those apparent euphemisms stand for ...

The *mannequin* you're *dressing up like your mother*?
The *farm animal* you're *stalking*?
The *Hell's Angel* you're *teaching to write poetry*?

The possibilities are endless ...

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Adios, Josh. Thanks for the insight and yucks and vocabularitatin'.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Maybe that's why The Simpsons have never spoofed Scientology. They've sure done everything else.

SeeingI

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> I was kind of enjoying the late night posts on days when I actually had something to do that drew me out of the house so I missed Gawker daylight activity. But best to you and I will bookmark your blog.

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Josh, I'll always have fond memories of you for using the word "crepuscular" in a correct, yet creative way. Best wishes.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> That's fairly sweet and romantic.

Which, of course, dooms you. At least the inevitable dissolution of your relationship will likely inspire you to new heights of creativity/self-loathing.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @mathnet: Aha. Thanks.

Josh, please pass along to Tate (or whoever is taking over the late/early shift) your quota for posts with scantily clad women. Good luck, dude.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> So you're back...tomorrow?

yourfriendandneighbor

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @fiveinchtaint: [www.joshuadavidstein.com]

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @mathnet: Como? Qual blogue?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Didn't work. I'm sad.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Josh, fare thee well, and I hope MST3K comes back in its original format for the DVD release of "Gawker: The Movie".

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> josh, you were always one of the most entertaining writers and here and i'm really gonna miss your perspective on things. hopefully you turn up in gawker alums sooner rather than later!

CreativeUnderclass

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Good luck with your move to The Big Apple! Have you ever been here? It's really hard! Lots of gossiping!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Did you step on another rat today?
We'll miss ya.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> I already knew Josh was coming back. Some dude on a horse was just tear-assing up Christie hollering something about "The JDS is coming!"

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @richardmarxhatesmyhair: Josh,
Your User's Guide To Midtown East...well, it was moving. Anyone who can compare its cultural equivalent to Terri Schivo deserves to live his dreams abroad.

Godspeed, Josh.

Best,
RMHMH

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> I don't care. You write much better on your blog anyway!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Good Luck, Josh! In the words of the late, great Warren Zevon: "Enjoy every sandwich." Just ask that those limey fucks not put so much goddamned butter on said sandwiches.`

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> @Mary Mouse: yes, all the best to you and scroll_lock

EdtheGent

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Let this not pass without my comment: Josh, you're a hell of a writer. You're just not much of a speller.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Goodbye Josh! Good luck!

/sniffles

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Is it Scientology Awareness Week? Cause it's starting to seem like it...

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> That third sentence contains exactly everything I would want/ expect out of a sentence about Alan Cumming.

Products Will Save Me

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> When he returns, he said he'll hope to pick up a career in freelancing. I love hope.

dado

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Bye, Josh. You're a great writer and your cultural knowledge puts me to shame. All the best to you and your lady friend.

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Bye Josh,
So long and thanks for all the fish. Wait, no..thanks for all the laughs.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Hey what about that hooker? I was rooting for you two.

scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Old gawker all gone. I haz sad.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Start writing your novel.
Be good to your Significant Other.
Give our regards to Piccadilly.

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Josh, bring me back some wine gums! Good luck.

On other subjects, my grandmama is spinning her grave at the thought of Posh Spice in the Boston Saks.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Do I have to give the stereo back?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Josh, You slimey bastard,

You've been an overnight sensation.
I've loved waking up to you.
Stay in touch and make a good go of it.
Cheers,

NotAndersonCooper

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> You're making a goof of a lady?

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Good luck! You're already missed.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> Goodbye, Josh. Have fun over there! Try to get paid in pounds or Euros!

Rebellitor

]]> <![CDATA[Posh Spice Tattooed, Simpson A Scientologist, Me Gone!]]> You'll be sorely missed, Josh.
All the best in England.

Ugh, I hate sincere me.

IBentMyWookie

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