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You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

travelina — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:23:10 EST

Not as good as the bacon flowchart:
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travelina

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

BalknChain — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:18:23 EST

I guess I have to part with my Delorean to reach non-douche status, damn..

BalknChain

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

yourfriendandneighbor — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:10:50 EST

I too learned that I am probably not dressed like a douche and I'm not even in my pajamas. but that probably means i'm dressed like a yawn.

yourfriendandneighbor

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

naboo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:56:25 EST

Kind of off topic, but kind of not: WHY IS OATMEAL SWEATER KING JOSHUA DAVID STEIN BACK ON THE MASTHEAD?????

naboo

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

PimpMyCouch — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:29:01 EST

@MisterHippity: All this farming talk reminds me of my favourite 30 Rock quote:

"Why are you wearing a tux?"
"It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"

PimpMyCouch

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

DorothyMantooth — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:20:23 EST

@VirusWithShoes: I'm glad you and your fellow countrymen are treating this serious issue with all the gravity it deserves.

DorothyMantooth

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

Yawn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:20:02 EST

@MisterHippity: The less you don't know...

Yawn

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MisterHippity — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:14:52 EST

@PimpMyCouch: As long as you wear all denim and chew on a piece of straw, you're ok.

MisterHippity

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

PimpMyCouch — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:08:38 EST

@MisterHippity: What if you're just a hobby farmer?

PimpMyCouch

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

MisterHippity — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:50:15 EST

Apparently, if you're a farmer, then by definition you cannot be a douchebag.

The more you know ...

MisterHippity

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

PeenScene — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:29:36 EST

Excellent! Being gay gives me a douchbag-free pass.

PeenScene

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

CaptainFantastic — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:51:26 EST

It told me I should kill myself in 90 days.

CaptainFantastic

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

Mulatta — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:42:44 EST

I'm in a black T covered in cat hair, which makes me not a douchebag (whew!), just lonely.

Mulatta

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

VirusWithShoes — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:39:57 EST

@DorothyMantooth: Yeah - there's a breakdown in logic somewhere - if a Scotsman wears underwear, then he's a douche bag? History dictates we're only meant to go commando when wearing a kilt! Don't these slow-responding websites have fact-checkers?

This is all over the news in Scotland. There's a rally tonight where we're going to burn a monkey in protest. It's just like the Allah cartoons controversy, insofar as there will be hyperbolic placards and standing around.

VirusWithShoes

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

Yawn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:31:49 EST

Shit. I'm on TLC's What Not To Wear.

Yawn

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

Ummwhat — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:06:16 EST

I made it through! I am not a douchebag!! Fortunately for me there were no questions about jumpsuits or cowboy boots. Whew!

Ummwhat

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

Itsjustcatnip — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:21:44 EST

I like the vertical stripe-hiding fat-are you me path.

Itsjustcatnip

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

SarahHeartburn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:03:47 EST

Wearing something from Old Navy from 1997? Impossible. Their shit self-destructs after 2 years tops.

SarahHeartburn

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

MissCast — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:03:57 EST

I wear my uggs at the beach...in winter...which is what they were designed for.
Bite me.

MissCast

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

mz_wysiwyg — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:37:04 EST

Sound logic....except the undies wearing Scotsman - he should be allowed to protect his uglies from frost.

mz_wysiwyg

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

Sarcasmic — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:21:31 EST

The shoes got me. What can I say, UGGs are warm in the winter.

Sarcasmic

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contradicto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:04:55 EST

@uhohagain: Lame attempt at a John Fitzgerald Page joke.

contradicto

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EnviousJuno — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:51:37 EST

Somewhere an incarcerated felon with a contraband bedazzler and an expert whipstitch weeps.

EnviousJuno

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

uhohagain — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:36:14 EST

@contradicto: Wait, what? Ivy league? I don't know what is going on here?

uhohagain

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

belltolls — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:33:33 EST

@contradicto: I do alot of work with information technology and graphics. I will not have a graphic call me a douchebag. Okay, I got rid of the striped shirt. Trying again.

belltolls

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contradicto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:18:11 EST

@contradicto: I'm totally kidding. I'm nice. I swear!

contradicto

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

contradicto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:17:54 EST

@belltolls: That would imply you had a choice in the matter.

contradicto

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

belltolls — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:15:27 EST

I am doing this wrong? No matter if I yes or no I end up a douchebag. Existentialism?

belltolls

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

DorothyMantooth — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:14:34 EST

I must reserve all judgment on this post before VirusWithShoes weighs in.

DorothyMantooth

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

contradicto — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:11:40 EST

@uhohagain: Same here, but I would probably remind you that I went to an Ivy League school every chance I got. Thank god I'm poor and Mexican and didn't go to an Ivy League school.

contradicto

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

hurleyburley — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:10:17 EST

Why is teen wolf a dbag?

hurleyburley

You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

uhohagain — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:06:45 EST

i'm possibly not dressed like a douchebag, thanks to my pajamas. yay.

uhohagain