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Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:42:31 EST

Professor...what's another name for pirate treasure?

Evgeni Merkin

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

André Roussimoff — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:59:37 EST

@HugsFromHarold: Totally agree, so does D.J. Dozier

André Roussimoff

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

HugsFromHarold — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:22:37 EST

It's tough to be highly touted in two sports, but not even good enough to reach mediocrity in either.

HugsFromHarold

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Whitey Fisk — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:57:02 EST

So the Raiders never made a Booty Call?

Whitey Fisk

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

zibby — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:39:45 EST

This looks like another black eye for the NFL.

zibby

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

bryan472 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:27:34 EST

Looks like Matthew Fox walked into a door again.

bryan472

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

BettyCrocker — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:18:41 EST

Shake dat booty!

BettyCrocker

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

koala325 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:49:33 EST

Why the self-destructive behavior? He was tired of making booty calls.

koala325

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Matt Sussman — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:38:48 EST

I remember back in 2001 with the Cleveland Browns when we put Ben Gay in Josh Booty's backfield. You should have seen the look on his face!

Matt Sussman

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

haunts — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:47:26 EST

Ha! Roy, from The Office, when Pam dumps him and he hits bottom.

haunts

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Midge — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:52:23 EST

@sassypants: A little. But I definitely hear;
"Mmmm good. Mmmm *FLASH* good..."

Midge

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

heroinandpeeps — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:08:41 EST

Tased or teased?

heroinandpeeps

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

phlox — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:21:59 EST

I'd hit that over and over. Oh, wait...

phlox

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Helmut Spargle — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:58:53 EST

@Conbon: I don't know. Maybe they're testing a new one devoted to has-been athletes no one ever heard of, but are somewhat famous because they are related to someone else and haven been tased by law enforcement.

Seems a little specialized to me, but I'm not a media mogul like Denton.

Helmut Spargle

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

GraniteInMyVeins — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:51:52 EST

@Beer-Fart: GAH! Beat me to it. The resemblance is disturbing.

@Conbon: You raise a good point. Related: why has the gay QB territory gone to a sister site?

GraniteInMyVeins

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

louisev — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:49:41 EST

I think that's Josh Big-Boote, of Buckaroo Banzai fame.

louisev

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Beer-Fart — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:34:54 EST

Is this Josh Booty or the pretentiously named John David Booty. I get my booty quarterbacks mixed up sometimes.

Beer-Fart

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

saltwatertaffy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:33:06 EST

aaaaarrrrrgh matey where have me glorie days gone?

saltwatertaffy

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Sargasm — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:57:28 EST

"Raisers?" Nobody noticed?

Sargasm

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Ryan Tate — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:48:53 EST

@Conbon: The one where tased Fox sportscasters and gay filipino fashion bloggers LIVE IN TOGETHER IN PEACE! It's like media utopia.

Ryan Tate

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Metcalf — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:32:56 EST

That's actually pretty sad?

Metcalf

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

In Other News... — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:30:34 EST

@Conbon: "Booty" is winking at me, so I think it's Fleshbot.

In Other News...

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Conbon — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:15:37 EST

Just out of curiosity, what Gawker Media website is this?

Conbon

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Conbon — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:13:32 EST

@belltolls: Except that Matt is like 50 million times better at football than Tim.

Conbon

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

popture — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:12:22 EST

I feel pretty good when I'm drunk, went to college because I was bored and have never appeared in a regular-season NFL game, am I at risk of being tased?

popture

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

smartastic — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:07:30 EST

you buried that after the jump? really?

smartastic

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

belltolls — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:59:59 EST

He should just be glad he doesn't have a brother who is also a quarterback AND is married to Elisabeth Hasselbeck like Matt does.

belltolls

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

sassypants — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:58:44 EST

Anyone else hear 'Dueling Banjos' when they look at that mugshot?

sassypants

Drunk And Tased Superathlete Broadcaster Thought He Could Handle Anything

Theda_Bara — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:51 EST

So, they tased him, bro?

Theda_Bara