<![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Bad angle for Beyonce.

yourfriendandneighbor

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> P-E-R-S-P-E-C-T-I-V-E, Aretha:

At least it wasn't Whitney.

buttler

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @contradicto:
I doubt if Aretha could jump over a crack in the sidewalk.

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Beyonce's getup is heinous. It reminds me of when I was little and my mother would do Jane Fonda aerobics in her underwear... while I had friends over. Brutal.

pooks

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> I've been saying that Beyonce needs her ass handed to her for a long time. It only seems appropriate that Aretha is the one to lay her out.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @In Other News...: As the crowd begins to chant..."TWO DIVAS ENTER....ONE DIVA LEAVES!"

I know....I know...too damn obvious.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Once Aretha's arm works up enough strength and momentum, it'll be Bouncé that ain't standin'...

@VoxPopuli: Yes, Tina, on the other hand, can take a punch or two.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @Cosmo Lupertazzi: It did remind me of how much I like a good ham.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Any good queen will tell you, getting older is a bitch. Sadly, Aretha is younger than Tina and looks about 50 years the worse. Hail Tina!!

jennifurjustinlee

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> But what about any ameliorating effect of Beyonce's lusciously big thighs in those hot pants at the Grammys, doesn't that count for anything in her favor???

Cosmo Lupertazzi

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Beyonce's not safe yet - everyone knows Aretha doesn't fly anywhere, so it'll take her a few more days to get there. Once her deluxe tour bus rolls into Hussytown, Beyonce's gonna get it.
I'm not too worried about Tina - she probably can roll with a punch.

Also, is Beyonce morphing into the SNL Maya Rudolph version of herself?

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Hey Dentyne -- she don't remember the queen of soul.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @LolCait: 163 minus 64 problems? And Beyonce ain't one. ION, checkin' cheddar like a food inspector.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @lionel-mandrake: We don't need another hero.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @LolCait: Ha-ha-ha, Jay-Z always looks like someone's pointing a gun at him or something.

AJ_Syrinx

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @In Other News...: Not if Master Blaster has anything to say about.

Who rules Bartertown? MasterBlaster, that's who.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @LolCait: The cow jumped over the moon, indeed.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> I was half expecting Aretha (who I always want to call Urethra for some reason...) to lay a golden egg during her performance.

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> In a brutal, cosmos-changing response, Aretha has created enough mass that she has managed to harness the moon with her own gravitational pull. Beyonce has Jay Z working on Mars. Because he's from there.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @ellagood: Hopefully they'll soon cross this bridge over troubled water.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> what, we finally sock it to ya and you bitch?

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Ahh, Aretha doesn't like anybody. She's been on the fence about Gladys Knight for over 50 years.

Also Beyonce didn't even mention Franklin in that list of influences. Shame, shame...

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> The queen's herald wears gold lamé hot pants?

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Tina Turner is standing by, ready to referee a bitch match in the Thunderdome.

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]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Thank you, Aretha, for making my entire week.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> @contradicto: Or maybe Aretha is just being a drama queen. Or maybe Beyonce was just performing her duties as spokeswoman for the Queens Tourism Board. Or maybe Beyonce was implying she is a drone. I always knew she was a man.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> As someone commented elsewhere, Aretha has pounds and pounds of other things she could be concerned with.

ImFeedingMattDamon

]]> <![CDATA[This Unforgivable Insult To Aretha Franklin's Dignity Will Not Stand]]> Is Franklin sure Beyonce didn't mean "drag queen?"

contradicto

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