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Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

Truculent — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:45:33 EST

Kid resembles Winston Churchhill. Just like the commoners' newborns

Truculent

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:46:35 EST

Xtina is no beauty and the husband is definitely an ugly.. This kid will see the effects when he is about 4 years of age..

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

bombed_pop — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:45:14 EST

@dutchmonkey: That is what ceasarian (sp)is for--tummy tuck is bundled with the procedure

bombed_pop

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

cindel — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:35:46 EST

Is this out on newstands already?

If not, be prepare to get an email from People.com Gawker. These photos were posted last week by ONTD and the mod got an email from them to take it down. People.com doesn't realize that we all just read the magazines at the store; not buy them.

cindel

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langtry — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:07:23 EST

These kinds of cover stories write themselves, really. I'm certain they've got a MadLibs-style template at all of these tabloids (and People is kidding itself if they think they're anything but a tabloid). I can see it now:

"_________ (Woman) is a New Mom! She and __________ (Man) welcomed their first child, a __________ (Gender) named __________ (Baby). Mom and Baby are doing resting comfortably, and she can't wait to take __________ (Baby) him home to his $___________ (Cost) Nursery in his new ________________ (Stroller Brand) a $___________ (Cost) value that she received for free from ____________ (Swanky Baby Store) in Los Angeles."

Snores!

langtry

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NewsBunny — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:53:42 EST

@comparedto: The parental units got me a whale nightlight that sat on my nightstand for years. It was brown, and the whale had two eyes and dead smile, and out of its spout came some kind of fiberoptic wirey thingies that GLOWED.

I had nightmares at least once a week that the whale was coming after me and was going to eat me and spurt my liqufied body out of its spout.

Mother told me to get over it, the whale was cute.

I'm trying not to hate whales to this day.

Please, parents, if the furniture or accessories has a face, get rid of it. GET RID OF IT.

NewsBunny

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comparedto — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:30:03 EST

Can we talk about the pyschological damage that gigantic moon face in the nursery is going to cause that child?

That has to be the scariest piece of furniture I've ever seen.

comparedto

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SecureLocation — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:27:09 EST

Pimp your baby for a big payday. What a culture!

SecureLocation

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heroinandpeeps — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:53:38 EST

What? Delta Burke? Alive?

heroinandpeeps

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lalaland13 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:41:57 EST

For a minute I looked at her and thought she was naked and holding the baby. I am relieved she is not. Can you imagine the kid seeing that 15 years from now? Yipes.

lalaland13

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miss_msry — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:26:46 EST

When did they start having make-up artists in the delivery room?

miss_msry

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

Thewritersays — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:14:51 EST

diiiirrty...

Thewritersays

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v_spangles — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:03:10 EST

honestly, who gives a shit about xtina's new baby? they all look like potatoes anway. call me when he's three.

v_spangles

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

HorseLips12 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:58:09 EST

The baby's cuteness is obviously photoshopped..

HorseLips12

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

the-cubicle-dweller — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:55:53 EST

Can't wait for Xtina to go the route of Maggie Gyllenhaal and start whipping out those weapons in public to feed the kid.

the-cubicle-dweller

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sartastic — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:43:09 EST

This is going to be one of those sad stories where he's a cute kid, but then he grows up to look just like daddy...ugly.

sartastic

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zibby — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:40:24 EST

That kid has Bratman's chin.

zibby

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PeenScene — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:39:31 EST

@kentuckienne: yeah, that moon thing scares me, and I'm a growed man, sorta.

PeenScene

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Steverino — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:37:17 EST

progression of Aguilera magazine covers:

retro whore (summer '07)
pregnant whore (fall '07)
angelic, proud mother with child (winter '08)
new mom whore (spring '08)
lost-the-pregnancy-weight whore, swimsuit (summer '08)

Steverino

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che_leo — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:30:42 EST

pictures of my nephew are going for $2.50 a pop. buy ten or more and I include some plastic wrap & neon glow Photoshop filters

che_leo

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

kentuckienne — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:28:21 EST

Just what every child needs; a grinning 10-foot crescent moon. No, that won't send little Max to therapy!

kentuckienne

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pantsonfireliarliar — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:25:44 EST

I'm only interested in Scientology babies that contain the reincarnated soul of L. Ron Hubbard.

pantsonfireliarliar

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Bug a Martini — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:20:32 EST

Good to see she still has her MAC makeup artist on retainer to do her "nude" face.

Bug a Martini

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mrx5000 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:10:49 EST

I was going to click the link explaining why there's been such inflation in the price of celebrity baby snaps until I realized it is impossible for me to be have any greater indifference about why there's been such inflation in the price of celebrity baby snaps.

mrx5000

Giving You Baby Max, For $1.5m

CodePink — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:06:16 EST

After photo was taken: "Okay, somebody take this kid away from me. It smells."

CodePink

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SarahHeartburn — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:03:05 EST

They have expenses to cover. Celebrity moms just don't foal like us peons. Consider the overwhelming cost of multiple in vitro treatments (you think those anorexic fiddlestix bodies are easy to knock up?) or cost of a surrogate, plus the post birth multiple plastic surgeries to return mommy's body to adolescent perfection? Millions.

SarahHeartburn

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Helman — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:55:37 EST

That baby is actually pretty cute.

Helman

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AndIAmTellingYou — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:55:09 EST

Is that the cover of People or Jugs?

AndIAmTellingYou

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:53:12 EST

Whoever comes up with the cover headlines at People deserves a raise, immediately.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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dutchmonkey — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:49:46 EST

Did OK! also find out when she's scheduled for the tummy tuck and boob job to cover up the pregnancy?

dutchmonkey