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Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

gawkervoyeur — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:18:10 EDT

I laughed so hard at all the comments you posters wrote I almost p'd muh pants!

I think there are some potential world class comedians in the making!

I do know that if a guy made love to me like he did to this balloon breasted bimbo I think Lorena Bobbitt would come to mind and he would never have to worry about another woman falling asleep on him or for that matter under him again. (Is it in yet?)

I think, if this is the kind of sex Shannon has had to put up with for all those years she probably begged him to do it, just so she wouldn't have to. Good thing he has lots of money that she used to pay the poor girl for the less than enthusiastic performance. GAG me with that little tootsie roll.

I agree with you all. I just threw up in my dogs mouth and both our eyes are bleeding. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

gawkervoyeur

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Delilah77 — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 21:06:01 EST

What's the vid called? Orifice and Hole?

That was a pretty nasty display Gene. (shudders!) This is what Shannon looks forward to under the covers??? Well, there is all that money to consider so hopefully she is using some of it to romance a few hot, muscular young studs. She's still a beautiful woman whereas you're a saggy old fossilic has-been with a bloated ego and bank account.
Better yet, she should sack your ass and take you for half of what you're worth.

Come on Shannon, you can do so much better!

Delilah77

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Leah_C — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:39:05 EST

Re: The Gene Simmons Sex Tape...Where to begin? Well, Gene, after seeing fottage of you with woman and you talking about how many you've had and how much of a womanizer you are, After watching your pathetic and embarassing display of love making, It looks like it was your first time. Do you have any idea what your doing in the bedroom?? After all your braging throughout the years, we were expecting this crazy, hardcore, no boundaries kind of sex. In this tape it just looked like a nurse snuck into the room of a elderly patient and tried to have sex with you. Anyway, it's a sad, sad, sad thing, All I can offer you is pitty.

Leah_C

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

vulturesquadron — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:07:09 EST

Flagrant misuse of a whore. Shame!

vulturesquadron

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

drewheyman — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:54:21 EST

so that's what married people sex is like. huh.

and

premature ejaculators are embarrassed for these two.

and

nope, that's all i've got.

drewheyman

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

PirateHooker — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:58:59 EST

@RedHotAries: ah...the plot thickens.

PirateHooker

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

PirateHooker — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:58:41 EST

@Michael Jahn: if by teddy bears you mean two fat gay guys. and if by heads you mean asses, which really just doesn't make sense ever.

PirateHooker

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

HeyWhoTookMyStapler — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:32:39 EST

1. Energy drinks spokesperson needs energy drink! (though if I were her I wouldn't be super entusiastic either)
2. So much for the idea of Gene Simmons Rock-God & Sex-God. I really wish I could unsee this display of sad geriatric sex.
3. I'm part glad and part disappointed that the giant tongue didn't come out to play.
4. Cannot wait for the next season of Family Jewels.

HeyWhoTookMyStapler

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

fullhitandmiss — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:05:11 EST

Gene Sins Mom. Immense song. Gene Simmons. Ah, go figure.

fullhitandmiss

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Twerpsichore — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:52:00 EST

I don't even want to press play. That's a new feeling.

Twerpsichore

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

MsMuffinMcGuffin — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:37:17 EST

Well that breakfast didn't stay down long.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

biglar07 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:45:05 EST

I like it when she stops to take off her flip flops midway through the second clip.

I think I am going to have to be treated for post traumatic stress disorder after seeing that shit. That is absolutely revolting.

biglar07

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

DoctorTormento — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:47:00 EST

My EYEBALLS just threw up bile.

DoctorTormento

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

mz_wysiwyg — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:23:49 EST

Trying again...

[www.lib.monash.edu.au]

mz_wysiwyg

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

mz_wysiwyg — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:21:36 EST

Was it really necessary for him to use his spit to lubricate the woman? eeew.

I like to think the pillows are Snugglepot and Cuddlepie dolls..
[shop.atmitchell.com]

...although mingling the gorgeous images of my childhood with this is doing my head in.

She's right not to want to KISS him. ha!

mz_wysiwyg

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:59:08 EST

Now my eyes are bleeding.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

IBentMyWookie — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:37:33 EST

um, that was kinda hot.

No, I'm just screwing with you, that was fucking gross.

IBentMyWookie

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Michael Jahn — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:28:27 EST

@Dickdogfood:

The bitch is back.

Michael Jahn

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Michael Jahn — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:27:41 EST

@PirateHooker: It could be. Either that or two teddy bears in a daisy chain. No, I think you're right. No teddy bears have nipples in the backs of their heads. Ace Frahley may.

Michael Jahn

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

stop complaining about gas prices — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:19:16 EST

@PirateHooker:
I am the woman in the video and I can confirm that those are indeed "tit pillows." I'll be doing a Q&A tomorrow at 1-3PM if anyone has any questions.

Yes, they're real.

stop complaining about gas prices

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Dickdogfood — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:17:15 EST

@Michael Jahn: My money's on Elton.

Dickdogfood

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

VirusWithShoes — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:05:50 EST

@PirateHooker: Fuck you, I'm not watching that again - I've already got to pass a tape of it onto somebody else or Gene is going to crawl out of my computer screen and fuck me with his socks on or something...

VirusWithShoes

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

PirateHooker — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:01:34 EST

SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM THE TIT PILLOWS! I'M NOT KIDDING, PEOPLE!

PirateHooker

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

ouiserboudreaux — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:53:36 EST

"Gene, I've got to be back on the tradeshow floor in 20 so don't mess up my lipstick and I can't take off the corset."

ouiserboudreaux

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

VirusWithShoes — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:46:59 EST

I'm fully expecting people to throw up on me tomorrow, because I'm sure that watching that has visibly disfigured me for life. I feel hideous and emotionally unclean - it's just as well that I'm currently paralysed with nausea, as it's the only thing stopping me finding a hammer and beating the fuck out of my own, now forever-tainted, brain. I can never look a human in they eye, ever again. This is the sexual equivalent of an Al Qaeda beheading tape. This is waterboarding for the mind. These are the end-times, my dear Gawker friends. These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights.

VirusWithShoes

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

ouiserboudreaux — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:40:42 EST

Boy this next upcoming season of Family Jewels is going to be good.

ouiserboudreaux

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

the-cubicle-dweller — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:38:23 EST

@Michael Jahn: I'm betting the farm that Weird Al's pony rides with real Shetland ponies will surface soon.

the-cubicle-dweller

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

leroi — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:38:18 EST

this should be #71 on the Stuff White People Like blog

leroi

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

TedSez — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:37:38 EST

Ivanka, how could you?

Oh, yeah, daddy issues. Got it.

TedSez

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

ouiserboudreaux — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:36:30 EST

The GUM in the mouth - a classy touch. I love how she won't kiss him but he keeps on trying again and again. Look Gene when the whore/spokesgal/stripper won't kiss you the first time, don't bother trying again.

ouiserboudreaux

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

radiantblur — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:24:05 EST

I haven't seen that kind of passion on tape since Heidi Montag.

radiantblur

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Michael Jahn — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:11:54 EST

Who's next, Slash, Flea, or The Edge?

Michael Jahn

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Cialis Cooper — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:10:21 EST

He's worth a deuce.

Cialis Cooper

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

The Dewd — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:06:04 EST

also, who is buying this thing? It's being marketed as the GENE SIMMONS SEX TAPE - is there a market for rabid, homosexual kiss fans?

Actually, don't answer that.

The Dewd

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

The Dewd — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:03:23 EST

The only possible way that outfit is excusable is if she grabbed him off the can while he was taking a crap.

The Dewd

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Dickdogfood — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:01:17 EST

A little.

Dickdogfood

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Dickdogfood — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:55:50 EST

I just threw up in someone else's mouth.

Dickdogfood

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

EnviousJuno — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:54:08 EST

Yesterday, paedophiles. Today... whatever this is. Gawker is better than bulimia!!

EnviousJuno

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

louisev — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:50:29 EST

he put on a condom, that is ALL THAT COUNTS people!

louisev

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

VoxPopuli — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:45:38 EST

MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

and oh dear god, is that a millimeter of peen that's visible? Noooo! Why did I look??

VoxPopuli

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

PirateHooker — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:45:24 EST

hold the fuck up. i was going to say something about the foreigner soundtrack being priceless (and the fact that he can't be bothered to take off his god damned pants), but please...someone tell me, because i can't look again--is that a giant pair of tit pillows on the bed?

PirateHooker

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

bananappeal — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:44:25 EST

Does she wear a corset when selling energy drinks?

bananappeal

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Goober_Pea — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:37:19 EST

Oh for the love of all things good and holy! I think there needs to be a new label: NSFATAPAW - Not suitable for any time any place any where.

Goober_Pea

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

dippitydoo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:29:34 EST

um... big tongue, small penis?

dippitydoo

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

dmbmeg — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:25:15 EST

And they say romance is dead.

dmbmeg

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Ack — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:21:14 EST

Oh sweet fucking Christ. I just threw up in my mouth A LOT.

Ack

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

dweeb — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:19:50 EST

I won't believe it's him until I see him extend the tongue.

dweeb

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

medeak — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:14:40 EST

He's chewing gum? omg...all I can think of is his kids watching this. I smell a reality show being canceled.

medeak

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

Fishman — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:09:02 EST

Why is Gene wearing flip flops in bed?

Fishman

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

kokotaylor — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:02:57 EST

I just threw up in bed

kokotaylor

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

semiserious — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:51:55 EST

Why would you want you want to cheat when you have that beautiful son ....er, um... Shannon Tweed at home?

semiserious

Gene Simmons' Horrific Sex Tape

saltwatertaffy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:44:53 EST

nothing i like better on a man, especially a portly one, than an ass-skimming t-shirt paired with black socks.

saltwatertaffy