<![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Not to worry -- it's an alien that will burst out of her stomach and then she'll die.

felion

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> That ain't a baby. It's far too high up.

Dulcinea

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Can her body actually sustain life at this point? She looks like the undead.

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> It's a contraband baby, there's a whole medicine cabinet in there

pokeme

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Is anyone besides me hoping she got knocked up by one of her fellow... what is the politically correct term... crazies up in the nut house?

I smell a Hallmark Movie...

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> come on people, it's a food baby.

biggygreg

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Which vampire is the father?

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Aw come on. Like she's not photographed EVERY second of her life, and all of a sudden BOOM she's pregnant?

God, I hope it's true.

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> I hope she's pregnant. It would be a perfect "eff you" to everyone who takes her children away. Have more.

I think I would. Why not?

Maulleigh

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Why is it lopsided?

Ack

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> "Truly were" not "truly was".... Sorry.

Kakapo

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> I'm already picturing it bursting out of her like John Hurt in Alien. Only, when it screeches, it'll sound off-key without the help of Auto-Tune. And it'll be Cheeto-coloured. It'll live in the sewers and pick off publicists, one by one.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> If she IS pregnant, the angle of the baby bump indicates the fetus is already trying to flee. Smart kid.

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> OMG, looks just like my stomach 3.5 years post partum! 'cept i don't have a personal trainer... hmmmmmmmm

dvs

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> @sexbot: Servicey!

ShrugsAndKisses

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> I feel like I read somewhere that her meds make her constipated which means she's pregnant with a big log of shit...which means Lufti is the father.

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Given her underpants aversion, I'm sure in a few weeks Adnan's (or Osama's) fetus will be able to just reach out and wave at the cameras.

Slackferno

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> That bump is oblong, no? If it's a child, then daddy is the Toxic Avenger. Or maybe it's just Inky the Pac-Man ghost.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> I would be more concerned with that Romulan brow of hers. Jesus, it's like she is the last cro magnon woman.

Thenoodieblues

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> It's not a new baby, it's where she shoved the old baby to get it out of Dodge (city, that is).

8Millionth

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> @VirusWithShoes: Seriously. If the courts are so concerned about giving this girl's life some structure, they should mandate foundation garments. She's going to put someone's eye out.

ShrugsAndKisses

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> @VirusWithShoes: And you know that Blackberry is totes delivering massive amounts of radiation to the fetus, so perhaps the cigs are a preventive measure.

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]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Alert Dave Eggers!
The Brit is preggers!

~ Burma Shave ~

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]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> I'm personally more worried about the lack of a discernible bra. Or suitable pockets for ciggies. Perhaps she's been banned from using both underwear and pockets? I mean, if she had underwear, she could stick both her cell and her ciggies into it, leaving her hands free to wave at the pixies or whatever.

By the time my comment started, I'd already given this too much thought.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Maybe it's a fake baby belly??? I wouldn't put it past her.

TheOtherJen

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> She's bloated from the lithium, it makes you retain fluid

El_RapeO

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Could Kirstie Alley be giving her Scientology pitches?

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears Looks Pregnant! Or Bloated!]]> Aren't we like, a few weeks from period blood? Didn't that happen? Or was she eating hot dogs in her panties again?

ADismalScience

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