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Hez — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:35:32 EST

@surfbeavernsb: My Bolz got a bit sweaty in the night. I guess I should either adjust the thermostat or switch to a lighter weight duvet.

Hez

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surfbeavernsb — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:28:37 EST

I was swilling Bolz and tonic all night, and now I feel like I have died many times over.

surfbeavernsb

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psst — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:05:06 EST

It's strange that both NTBoulton and Bolz can't seem to figure out the "reply" button...

psst

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htotheomo — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:34:53 EST

@Hez: Hey! You and I should have our own sitcom.

Highly sexualized night club chanteuse is best friends with an over-emotional gay accountant.

Hilarity would, indeed, ensue.

htotheomo

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Hez — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:20:14 EST

@NTBoulton: Thanks. That's kind of how I roll. We're all brilliant. Just offer us all dinner and jobs and save yourself valuable time later. Plus all those entertainment deductions can be made in this fiscal year.

And further karion's comment re: your sexuality, as I jested in another thread, the term Denton used about you was "pan-sexual". As such, we are all well-advised to lock up our sons, daughters, pets, vacuum cleaners and farm animals. (And as htotheomo brilliantly added, "and my pans!")

Pan Sexuality would actually be a great name for a cookery/housewares column. (If you're paying, I'm pitching.)

Hez

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NTBoulton — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:36:52 EST

KARION
Thank you for that welcoming note, Karion. Really. Thank you. Onward.

NTBoulton

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karion — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:33:21 EST

I totally love you, Neal and will defend whatever sexuality you are projecting. You are a good egg and even though I don't subscribe to your magazine, I dig you and am rooting for you. Even if you won't divulge who Bolz is.

karion

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NTBoulton — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:21:23 EST

NIce. Much filthier.

NTBoulton

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Hez — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:08:33 EST

Can't we just tighten this up and call it a "septicunt"?

Like a "replicant" from Blade Runner, only way nastier.

Hez

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:56:09 EST

@KARION
You rule. And, isn't that photo of me and the girl idiotic. I look like shit and IT IS FROM A FILM STILL OF THE MOVIE I WROTE AND AM DIRECTING! Too funny.

NTBoulton

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karion — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:43:40 EST

@NTBoulton:

I love you and your SEPTIC CUNT!

Also Bolz? I had your number so early.

karion

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:42:37 EST

Sally my man - Sally.

NTBoulton

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:35:28 EST

we talking Sally Field Sybill or Shepherd? Because one of them is fucking batshit and the other was played by Sally Field.

ZING!

IBentMyWookie

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Elektra — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:35:10 EST

@NTBoulton:
We are all septic cunts now. Plus Spartacus. Plus okay maybe I'll read your motherfucking magazine, since you're a gentleman and all (and a septic cunt).

Elektra

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:33:02 EST

I was thinking something along the lines of Sybill. But JK in her shades and my post rehab gaunt might look quite fetching.

NTBoulton

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:31:41 EST

@NTBoulton: And some might say I exude a certain insouciant charm that is not unlike that of a young Jackie Kennedy, yes?

IBentMyWookie

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:30:47 EST

Cinematically pretty - darlin.

NTBoulton

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:28:24 EST

@NTBoulton: And I'm pretty, too. Tell me I'm pretty.

IBentMyWookie

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:26:24 EST

My loss. You are the lore that colors the blogasphere.

NTBoulton

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:25:04 EST

@NTBoulton: Oh, Neal. You know I would, and you also know I would let you pay. But I'm not in your fair city.

IBentMyWookie

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:22:04 EST

WOOKIE - Dinner. We must. I will wear my SEPTIC CUNT t-shirt.

NTBoulton

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Hez — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:20:15 EST

@NTBoulton: You demonstrate excellent taste with this remark. Wookie is one of the brightest stars in the Gawkiverse.

Hez

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:14:16 EST

@Hez: Oh my. That is one charming couple. And by charming I mean they are the argument for forced sterilization.

And I used the "flag" feature for the first time. Repeatedly. Even though it was my first time, I was not gentle with it.

@karion: Count me as another Septic Cunt for Genre!

This has been the most entertaining post.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:08:36 EST

HA!

NTBoulton

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:07:19 EST

@IBentMyWookie: You forget that along with the violence, alcoholism and sheepshagging the Celtic races also have the gift of wit -- a capacity so completely missing from our new friend that we can only assume he is Australian.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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karion — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:07:18 EST

@NTBoulton:

I would like to be added to your customer base. SEPIC CUNTS REPRESENT!

But let's get all journalistic here. Who do you think is defending your hetero-cred as Bolz? Throw us a bone here, cupcake.

karion

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:05:55 EST

Wookie - you would shine in Genre. And frankly, you should write for me ---- you are HILARIOUS!

NTBoulton

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:02:59 EST

@NTBoulton: Okay, but is Bolz right--would I look good in Genre?
Because, lemme tell you, I am not opposed to pulling a Lilo, if you know what I mean.

IBentMyWookie

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:00:00 EST

I am having T-Shirts made of this, "Septic Cunt" label ---- that I will wear with honor.

NTBoulton

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karion — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:47:11 EST

@NTBoulton:

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar, albeit one with a decidedly nontraditional personal life. If you read up, you will realize I was defending your septic cunt from the onset. Takes one to know one and all.

karion

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:41:44 EST

Thank you KARION - I am honored by the crowning of this label you afford me.

NTBoulton

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karion — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:27:22 EST

@NTBoulton:

Yeah, I clearly need to refresh, but thanks for the confirmation. It was clear to me that it wasn't you, as you have the ability to string a sentence together.

You, kind sir, are the good kind of septic cunt.

karion

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karion — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:24:57 EST

@htotheomo:

Yeah, no way is that him. Just someone posing as an outwardly but ambiguously gay man married to a straight woman.

karion

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NTBoulton — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:03:56 EST

Greetings GAWKERS,
This is Neal T. Boulton, the Editor In Chief of Genre. The person who is logged in as Bolz is clever, but, NOT ME. I admire all of the jabs and humor around my recent press and, frankly, find all of everyone's tongue-in-cheek comments all warranted. Genre is a magazine that is going strong though--and going to be stonger. As the Editor In Chief, yes, I am not the cookie cutter mold of GAY America, but like any guy, I've got my war stories and reputations and plenty of secrets. I've learned alot from my years and I have no appologies. Frankly, I try to bring everything I've lived through - yes there have been some rehabs and broken relationships, and some not so great moments publicly - to all of the magazines I have relaunched. I am sorry if the comments of the person who stepped in as "me" offended anyone. Hence forth, bring on the jabs--god knows I deserve all of them, because, I ain't been perfect, and I never plan to be going forward. But I do wish everyone, including those who have ever worked for me or the companies I have lead, ONLY THE BEST.

NTBoulton

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fiveinchtaint — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:49:07 EST

@htotheomo: Did you figure out who that crazy guy was yet? The absurdity value ='ed good comedy, if not a need to back away quietly with caution.

fiveinchtaint

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:00:16 EST

@Hez: How embarrassing for the magazine I don't read.

I don't think it's him, though.

Frankly, someone in his position isn't going to be that unhinged online.

Unless he's unhinged. If it's him, he's unhinged in a way that brings people to act like firemen...

htotheomo

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BalknChain — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:42:58 EST

@htotheomo: hi, yeah the photos, they have inflicted their intended brain damage

BalknChain

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:37:44 EST

@BalknChain: Oooowwww. Creepy. Totally the same insane concept.

htotheomo

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:25:22 EST

@Hez: You don't think his penis is in overdrive?

From his comments, it sounds like he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

From boys.

But he doesn't want that.

htotheomo

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BalknChain — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:24:13 EST

@Hez: Do you hear the lambs screaming too, Clarice?

BalknChain

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Hez — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:21:05 EST

@BalknChain: Okay, that bracelet just screams Jersey. Because I swear to God, something is screaming, and it isn't just Bolz's tiny perogy penis in need of attention.

Hez

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:12:10 EST

@Hez: That made me die, just a little bit.

htotheomo

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therealgoogle — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:07:10 EST

This post's comments are the tits.

therealgoogle

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BalknChain — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:59:55 EST

@Hez: watch it with the hair stuff

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:59:01 EST

@IBentMyWookie: only in the northern part of the state known as NY lite

BalknChain

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Hez — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:58:18 EST

@BalknChain: I think she meant the shirts.
That hair just screams Jersey.

Hez

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PandoraSpocks — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:56:56 EST

Have they carted Bolz off to Bellevue yet or are they waiting 'till the tests come back?

PandoraSpocks

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:56:54 EST

@BalknChain: Do the men there not consistently sport wifebeaters, or have tv and film lied to me all these years?

IBentMyWookie

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BalknChain — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:54:17 EST

@IBentMyWookie: now you've moved on to bashing NJ?

BalknChain

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:52:44 EST

@VirusWithShoes: Let's not conflate a fine tradition of alcoholism with abuse.

Everyone knows the following:

Scots = wifebeaters (in a way that's very different from Jerseyites = wifebeaters)

Irish = drunks

Welsh = sheep-shaggers.

Now excuse me for a moment while Bolz punches me in the ovaries, Ron Burgandy-style.

IBentMyWookie

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BalknChain — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:52:04 EST

@Bolz: why all the threats of violence?
We're bashing Scots, Irish and Sean Connery..? wha? Can't we just bash Chevrolet, cause I really could have driven mine through the dealership today. Mayhap other countries heard my war cry today?
Also, I'm sober...F*CK!!

BalknChain

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:42:31 EST

@VirusWithShoes: Whoa is spelled like Fonzi would say it.

Also, back up the 'Wook.

htotheomo

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:37:43 EST

@htotheomo: Actually, maybe we can all meet up for some tea. Where?

htotheomo

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VirusWithShoes — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:37:28 EST

@IBentMyWookie: Woah. Hang on a minute with the Scot-bashing. Everyone knows that thing is predominately Irish.

And Connery never, ever hit a woman. He talked about it.

Now, back to your scheduled programming.

VirusWithShoes

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Bolz — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:36:43 EST

@fiveinchtaint
Good to meet you man.
@htotheomo & Wookieslut
Blunt force trauma is sexy, isn't it-my fault.

Bolz

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:36:35 EST

@fiveinchtaint: Yes, come around for tea sometime, won't you?

htotheomo

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fiveinchtaint — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:29:06 EST

Holy shit. This Bolz character is fucking awesome! I like your style, dude. Please stick around.

fiveinchtaint

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:24:10 EST

@IBentMyWookie: xoxo, btw

htotheomo

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:23:42 EST

@IBentMyWookie: OMG, Sean Connery is Bolz!

htotheomo

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htotheomo — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:23:06 EST

@Bolz: Pathetic.

Small mind.

Small penis.

Hope you're not gay. Are you?

htotheomo

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:21:22 EST

@Bolz: You're gonna hit a woman? What are you, Scottish?

IBentMyWookie

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Bolz — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:12:25 EST

@HEZ
I'm sure she can take a few hits. I am an equal opportunity retaliator. Bring on the law sheriff.

Bolz

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Hez — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:02:00 EST

@Bolz: It would be a smaller town if you actually lived in the same town, which you don't. Amazingly, the internets even exist outside New York City! What will the kids think of next? A phone that fits in your pocket?

And I guess you like the idea of punching girls, because everyone here knows our Wookie is female. But threaten away... as you can see, we really enjoy the actionable legal grave you are digging for yourself , all because someone on a "blog site" was mean to you and your magazine. Poor diddums.

Besides having no discernable sense of humor, you clearly don't have any friends here, "pal"... so rather than keep rattling your wee plastic cocktail sabre, you might want to just walk it off.

Hez

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Elektra — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:31:34 EST

@Bolz:

May I have an actionable threat of physical violence too, oh pretty please? I feel left out.

Elektra

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Worker #3116 — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:26:22 EST

For the record, I've always assumed that a murderous, semi-retarded blog commenter would be the way I would die.

Also, this is funny:

Worker #3116

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Bolz — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:07:27 EST

@IBENTMYWOOKIE
Our paths will cross. It's a very small town pal.

Bolz

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Hez — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:46:45 EST

@moff: Don't worry, he can't hear us because we're not speaking directly into his ear trumpet.

Hez

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:29:36 EST

@moff: Septic cunts will do that.

IBentMyWookie

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Moff — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:14:45 EST

@IBentMyWookie: He's been following the blog sites closely.

Moff

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IBentMyWookie — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:45:33 EST

@Bolz: HAHAHA people on the internet are fat! That's the kind of insight that comes with age, yes?

IBentMyWookie

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Moff — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:41:13 EST

@Bolz: Yeah, indirectly referring to someone as a cunt is a lot more offensive than repeatedly threatening to beat the shit out of people.

Y'all.

Moff

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Bolz — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:06:19 EST

@HEZ
I am much older than the "online/blogger" generation. So I find those who heckle, portend to be important pundits, or just online brats the weakest form of conributors to the discourse of the day because they hide their (usually fat) asses behind their computer screens in anonymity. I say step out and step up and meet me in person. NO ONE in their right mind would say half of this kind of shit in to soemone's face because they know-they would get a solid beating. And a beating is what half of y'all deserve. Stay tuned for that story on your blog sites.

Bolz

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Mary Mouse — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:17:25 EST

@Hez: Canadian law, no less! He certainly picked the wrong person to mess with.

@moff: Please God no. That is the stuff of nightmares!

Mary Mouse

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Hez — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:50:52 EST

You know what's really satisfying? Flagging posts for inappropriate content even though the commenter has clearly only been on the site for one day.

Mocking someone for coming across like a self-important douchebag is vastly different from threatening to "fuck them up" when you see them in person... and I'll wager it's probably not the best tactic to employ when taking on someone with an intimate and professional knowledge of the law.

xo
Team Wookie

Hez

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PandoraSpocks — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:56:09 EST

@Elektra: Yes. Apropos of the actual subject matter, the idea that Genre's circulation is growing while their online "people count" is so low is not believable. Here are the latest numbers for the website, which I assume Denton has already seen.

[siteanalytics.compete.com]

PandoraSpocks

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:47:01 EST

@ Elektra
Yeah, brilliant Elektra, only 85,000 people read Genre. That's 84,500 more (I'll be generous) people that MIGHT read your tired, hag bable. Nice work darlin.

Bolz

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Elektra — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:15:45 EST

And p.s., the wonderful thing about being right about Genre's going out of business, or being wrong about it, is: IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE, BECAUSE NO ONE READS IT.

Elektra

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Elektra — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:14:10 EST

@moff:

More than brilliant. Genius!

Elektra

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:34:23 EST

@Landor Sea:

Exactamundo.

@moff: Outstanding.

karion

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FracturedAcetabulum — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:24:50 EST

@moff: Brilliant!

FracturedAcetabulum

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:20:10 EST

@moff: Brilliant.

AS LONG HE DOESN'T TOUCH THE FACE.

IBentMyWookie

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:15:52 EST

It's going to be pretty hilarious when Gabe Delahaye gets jumped on the street by a furious gay British stranger.

Moff

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Bos'un's Mate — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:14:01 EST

@karion: As in septic? Clever!

Bos'un's Mate

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:12:51 EST

@IBENTMYWOOKIE
?Fuckwit? Dude, I see you, find you, and I am going film the way in which I will fuck you up for a lovely cinematic presentation on this site. See 'round pussy.

Bolz

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:01:42 EST

@Bolz:

Seriously, you're a bad ass. Don't let anyone tell you any differently.

karion

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:55:12 EST

@Bolz: Would you have preferred cocksucking fuckwit? You have to let me know these things ahead of time.

IBentMyWookie

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:50:47 EST

@ CHEAPSHOT. Yeah I do. Don't knock it till you try it punk.

Bolz

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:42:40 EST

@karion: Yeah, that one always gets me.

@Bolz: Hey, also, reminder: She totally called you a Septic cunt.

Moff

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:38:46 EST

I think both Jann and Werner could have figured out the reply button by now.

I'm going with random internet troll.

karion

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:35:10 EST

@ I BENTMYWOOKIE - like I said. Would be sweet pleasure fucking you up pal. "Septic Cunt?" Nice.

Bolz

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:33:37 EST

@IBentMyWookie:

I am getting more of a Page, John Page vibe.

karion

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:25:04 EST

@Bolz: Jann?

IBentMyWookie

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BeRightBack — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:22:41 EST

Also, it's "its," not "it's." Uh, "mate."

BeRightBack

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:21:58 EST

@ ibentmywookie
DADDY to you twink.

Bolz

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contradicto — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:19:25 EST

@Bolz: I thought Ibentmywookie was a girl. Have I been mislead in my commentor stalking?

contradicto

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:18:28 EST

@moff:

Apparently, that is an issue of some dispute.

karion

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:15:22 EST

@Bolz:

Bullshit. Unless you're bipolar. Maybe I should consult JA.

karion

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:14:24 EST

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

Wait. No, it's not.

Moff

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:14:07 EST

@Bolz: Dad?

IBentMyWookie

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:11:25 EST

@ Ibentmywookie
You'd almost look good in Genre. Haven't I stuffed a few wads of bills in your g-string recently bro?

Bolz

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:09:15 EST

@karion: You and your sweeping generalizations about gay men! Next you're going to say they all want to have sex with other men, too!

Moff

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:09:00 EST

@karion: I think he's trying to be clever and use an over-the-top stereotypical American slang style, as some sort of commentary on my use of British slang, and so forth.

Or, Egan's syphilis has finally affected the cerebral cortex.

IBentMyWookie

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:08:50 EST

Yeah, I'm Boulton. And far from British. Laughing at all the punks on this site like CheapShot and Ibentmywookie. Can't wait to meet y'all out on the street sometime where you won't be able to hide behind your little meto' laptops and throw pussy jabs out to people you'd never have the guts to go toe to toe with.

Bolz

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:03:56 EST

@moff:
I thought that, but can't reconcile the writing style in the email to Nick with that of this commenter. Also, he is an angry little man, and gay men are all gay.

karion

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:58:23 EST

@karion: I think "Bolz" must be Boulton, huh? Which would make him gay, and is he British, too? Which one is less threatening?

Moff

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:57:32 EST

@urnidiot

too fucking true.

Bolz

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:55:58 EST

@karion

the fuck is wrong with you!?

Bolz

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urnidiot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:55:07 EST

Nicely handled, Nick. As we've all learned this week, the best thing to do when you've got a salacious and half-substantiated story is to broadcast it as loudly as possible.

urnidiot

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:53:06 EST

@ karion
...the fuck is wrong with you, MF!?

Bolz

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:50:26 EST

@IBentMyWookie:
George has more than a little originality and creativity. This is just a tool.

Unbelievably, he just started commenting THIS MONTH. What the fuck are the odds of that?

karion

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:47:10 EST

@karion: yeah, Furious_George is really going overboard these days, isn't he?

IBentMyWookie

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karion — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:44:42 EST

@Bolz:

The fuck is wrong with you?

karion

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:44:22 EST

@IBentMyWookie: Lady, my money's on you.

Moff

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Cheap Shot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:41:26 EST

Does Neal wake up sometimes and say
"Today I feel like cock action"????

Cheap Shot

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Bolz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:38:24 EST

Yo, IBENTMYWOOKIE,
Damn love to meet your ass at a bar sometime and watch you say that one to my face you fucking pussy. It'd be a pleasure making IT look like a septic cunt when I'm done clockin it a few times.

Bolz

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SchmatSchmaymon — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:37:49 EST

@moff: that's actually translated directly from the Chinese.

SchmatSchmaymon

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PandoraSpocks — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:35:21 EST

Everything is fine, ladies. We're just having a lifeboat drill so please get your warm coats on and Captain Smith will tell you where to go.

PandoraSpocks

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IBentMyWookie — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:24:46 EST

@transomist: yeah, the least he could have done was refer to Boulton as a Septic cunt.

IBentMyWookie

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:24:03 EST

@transomist: In England, they call posts "electro-words."

Moff

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Moff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:22:51 EST

"Boulton, a special friend of Rolling Stone supremo Jann Wenner..."

It's like, don't worry, even when we are wrong, we will find a way to be a dick about it.

Moff

Rumormonger

transomist — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:21:32 EST

Nick, could you pepper all of your posts with Britishisms? Please?

transomist

Rumormonger

SchmatSchmaymon — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:07:33 EST

Ask towleroad, he used to be the editor right?

SchmatSchmaymon

Rumormonger

cowboygirlish — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:56:22 EST

ask michael bolton. I think he got cc'd on that one.

cowboygirlish