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Lying Author's Ties To The Times Book Review

The Authority — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:13:56 EST

I'm loving every second of Seltzer's grilling. Lemon please!

I just can't wait until those of us who have had fraudulent biographies written about us and our lives by obsessive tabloidists get their turn in the bloglight. Really, what's the difference? Fanfiction written about oneself; fanfiction written about someone you never met and wish you could be? It's all fanfiction! Expose and smoke-roast them all!

The Authority

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Seanibus — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:07:55 EST

@Fishman: I'm writing the check now.

Seanibus

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Fishman — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:41:46 EST

@Seanibus: Great! Wait until I tell the story about my long lost brother, who won the Tour De France and prevented genocide in Iowa. That should be worth $2M.

Fishman

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moodymart — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:24:32 EST

I'm a novelist and Sarah McGrath edited my last book. She is lovely, kind, and hardworking; I like her a lot. She must be devastated (and, I hope, angry) about being bamboozled by an author. As to her editorship of a book getting it a New York Times review: didn't work in my case! Dang. The whole Sarah McGrath editor/Times book review scenario sounds a little goofy and conspiritoid to me... I don't know how one gets reviewed in the NYT, but Sarah McGrath is not the magic key. She's an excellent editor, though!

moodymart

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Seanibus — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:00:29 EST

@Fishman: Damn, THAT is a story. Here's a $1 million advance. Don't worry about the pesky fact-checkers - we'll get the manuscript through during their daily cigarette break.

Seanibus

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trojanhorse — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:05:15 EST

@giddygoon: A rotten review in the NYT is worth much more than no review at all. "First novel", anyone?

trojanhorse

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giddygoon — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:47:01 EST

Oops. Sorry about re-submit. I thought it didn't take.

giddygoon

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giddygoon — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:46:29 EST

@urnidiot: Exactly. Based on Ryan's argument, neither the Times nor The New Yorker can ever say anything nice about a book edited by Sarah McGrath because her father worked at both. That's ludicrous. She is a top editor at a major house; her books will have to be reviewed at some point, and some will be good. And it sounds like the memoir was good, if untrue. It's not the job of a book reviewer to fact check memoirs, and neither is it the job of real estate porn writers. And the notion that Kakutani could be swayed because she might know Charles McGrath is absurd. Why not just imply that the elder McGrath blackmailed the paper? Or paid someone off? Get over it. Not everything is a conspiracy. And you're getting really close to libel.

giddygoon

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giddygoon — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:38:13 EST

@urnidiot: Exactly. Based on this argument, the Times and The New Yorker can never say anything nice about a book edited by Sarah McGrath because her dad worked at both. That's insane. She's a top editor at one of the top imprints in New York; some of her books are gonna need to be reviewed, and some well. (She's NOT the agent; correct it.) The idea that Kakutani could be bought off is hilarious. Grow up, Ryan. Not everything is conspiracy. And you're getting very, very close to libel.

giddygoon

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Talaton — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:35:18 EST

@urnidiot: Seriously.

Richard Price is reviewed by Kakutani today--I bet we could connect him and Sam Tanenhaus in four steps, but to what end?

Talaton

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artynimue1 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:23:31 EST

@Ryan Tate: Ah, the wonders of working as a cut-and-paste writer.
Next time you're lifting stuff, excuse me, doing research on Wikipedia, check out McGrath's job before the Times: at the New Yorker (only a few blocks from the Times), he was managing editor for fiction, which is meaningless except in the Gawker version of reality.
Froth on.

artynimue1

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ninety_nine — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:00:30 EST

Well, at least some people at the Times want to underscore that aspect of the mystery. They highlighted a comment to that effect.

Here's a meta question: why didn't y'all cross post this as a comment in the thread, signed and all. Pissing contests in your own publication are so dead tree media. Bring it to their playground!

ninety_nine

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Fishman — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:47:48 EST

@Seanibus: YOU WERE LUCKY!!

I was born on a raft in the middle of the ocean after my mother and father were set adrift by other passegers on the overloaded boat escaping from Haiti (yes I'm white, my mother was French). My father was eaten by sharks after falling overboard, and when we landed in Cuba I was sent to an orphanage and my mother to prison, where she eventually died of bubonic plague.

I made my way to the US, was taken in by the Koresh commune in Texas, raped repeatedly, escaped the fire that killed everyone else, talked my way into Harvard, and now I'm CEO of a billion dollar corporation and give all my income to charity and live in a homeless shelter.

Fishman

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donmiguel — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:43:45 EST

Ok -- so when I read the whole "most ghetto thing on my body" quote -- it did ring a tad false. (Holy crap -- wouldn't you want to be a fly on the wall in meeting rooms all over the city today?)

donmiguel

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Ryan Tate — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:01:59 EST

Added a link to prior Gawker coverage of book review, and some context indicating the traditional distance between Book Review, where McGrath worked, and the daily paper section, where Kakutani worked.

Ryan Tate

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ShrugsAndKisses — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:44:35 EST

@Michael Jahn:No, but if you fabricate your own heartbreaking yet triumphant memoire, you might get invited to one of the slumber parties she'll be holding in the Lincoln Bedroom.

ShrugsAndKisses

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urnidiot — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:12:49 EST

As by usual Gawker standards, this commentary is totally clueless. As editor of the Book Review -- almost a decade ago -- and as an editor at the New Yorker -- even longer ago than that -- Charles McGrath probably had contact with every writer and reviewer in this city, to some degree. Does that mean he exerted his evil corrupting influence on everything those people ever wrote?

Beyond idiotic.

urnidiot

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Michael Jahn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:06:43 EST

Will we ever get an apology from Oprah for the fabricated memoire she's about to get elected president of the United States?

Michael Jahn

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Itsjustcatnip — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:40:28 EST

Why can't they just call it fiction?

Wasn't there another story out this week on the BBC site about the woman who said she was raised by wolves during WWII? Though purportedly she actually half believed the story.

That being said, I could make some crap up and have no shame about it. I'll even take suggestions for my "history". My unique twist will be that I'll just laugh when the truth is revealed, and send out a clip of my dog rolling in money.

Itsjustcatnip

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trojanhorse — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:40:15 EST

ANY newspaper or magazine that, as a matter of policy, reviews books written by its own employess should not be taken seriously. The the NYT does so, produces the most important best-seller lists, and has wide influence beyond its own readers, is indefensible. The scope for real investigative reporting - ON, not IN - the Times is vast. What will we get instead? The "public editor" tut-tutting, an artfully worded "Edior's Note" perhaps, and a few letters to the editor.

trojanhorse

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TheBigDoggy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:21:03 EST

@SarahHeartburn: Huh? No back-story on TV? Hasn't this nitwit seen The Sopranos or The Wire?

TheBigDoggy

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SarahHeartburn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:05:16 EST

Oh, good god. I just read the Styles/Home piece and now I'm spitting fire. What a repulsive puff piece. And the quotes from the author are the most patronizing, heart-strings-tugging bullshit: Let me save you the trouble of reading:

(she now lives near)her alma mater - a university where she "learned big words for stuff I already knew," she said

(talks about)the painful business of getting a tattoo of a large, weeping pit bull across her back the day the state of Nevada set a close friend's execution date. "It's the most ghetto thing on my body," she said.

Unlike several other recent gang memoirs, all written by men, Ms. Jones's story is told from a nurturer's point of view.

The house smelled of black-eyed peas, which were stewing with pork neck bones - a dish from the repertory of her foster mother, known as "Big Mom," whose shoe box of recipes she inherited.

"I guess people get their ideas from TV, which is so one-dimensional and gives you no back story," she said.

Creepy and racist.

SarahHeartburn

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Seanibus — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:00:15 EST

Little known fact about me - despite my generically middle-aged whiteboy appearance, I am in fact a half-Mexican, half-Tartar, half-Cambodian teenager who ran away to the circus at age 6, became a cosmonaut, spent four months stowing away on the International Space Station, returned to earth with nothing but a parachute and a Snickers Bar (which tragically melted on reentry), then I was elected governor of South Dakota at age 13.

Can I have a book contract please? I'll tell my tale for a mere $500,000.

Seanibus