<![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> News Flash. I dated Mary in high school. My friend emailed me the link to this blog because it's funny. In all seriousness, I dated her for a long time in Houston. It is hilarious where people end up. All I can say is she went to a ridiculous elitist private school in Houston and was raised to believe she was above everyone. Most of her classmates ended up working for their daddies in some law firm or waiting out their trust funds. I have to admit, it's impressive that her lack of personality and social skills carried her this far. She had to be the most ignorant person I dated in high school and that's saying a whole lot. But you can't fault me for it, most 16 year olds go for the uniform skirt chick whose parents are never home.Once that became old, and I got my driver's license, I dumped her and moved on to her friends.Either way, I doubt she reads this stuff so I think we are all wasting our time. Furthermore, I doubt she reads period. Just let her screw this thing up and she will go back to trying to sell real estate with her dad. Trust me, there is no need to get all hot and bothered about Mary Rambin.

guesswho13

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Julia's back, & Mary is blogging about jeans.
Balance is restored to the universe.

ingabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> She's no more a fashion designer than I'm a astronaut.

Nah, this spoiled slut has people with REAL talent working under her who make her "designs." She looks like she can't even write her own name much less produce anything worthwhile.

IronSheik

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Julia, Mary and Meghan: 2001 called. It wants its vapid, tired SATC cliches back.

Caroline Meeber

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @bobbyjfromtheuk1: Has Meghan done anything stupid or obnoxious, as Mary and Julia repeatedly do? Or is her worst crime being friends with them?

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> she's ugly. mary, i mean.

makes perfect sense.

anon_your_mom

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @BalknChain: She is apparently SO stupid that she believed you were defending her with this comment, by the way.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> when do we get to Meghan, the 3rd member of the axis of evil?

bobbyjfromtheuk1

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @TallulahSkankhead: If you know how many calories are in the thing you are using to get you drunk, you are probably doing it wrong. Also this is like that sinking feeling you get when you hear your new guy refer to his last girlfriends as "fucking bitches". You just know you're going to be lumped in with them someday. Julia and Mary are frenemies who just haven't got to the hating each other part yet. But it IS coming.

@PimpMyCouch: The Espresso Martinis at the Railway Club are to die for - we must meet up and have several sometime.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @winniecooper:
Hey, watch it. That and knowledge (sp?) are two of my unspellable words and I'm a fairly good speller. (Also, is that like symbolic or something?) While I'll let that one slide, the rest of the typos are appalling.

Yanee

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @winniecooper: Worse. She spells it (if you can call it spelling anymore) "excersize."

Still, it's difficult to find anything that rivals "Dinner at Meg's and I's hangout"

So now I'm left to wonder if Moe Bags is supposed to be Hoe Bags, or Ho Bags, which would describe her BFF/frenemy.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Forgive me if someone has already asked...could this be day one of 90 day Julia?

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Gag. Her self-described "clever handbags" look like something you made in 7th grade home ec class. And she spells exercise as "exercize"

Caroline Meeber

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Yanee: Ugh, but it's not like it's only sexist. Homeless jokes aren't funny. It figures that that part of it would be completely lost upon her.

ohkay

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> who the fuck is this bitch?

brownham

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I think it's a sad indictment of me, my gender (male), or both that I hate everything she stands for but would still laugh at that joke in order to sleep with her.

EphraimGadsby

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @tracyflick: I think it probably was being outed for emailing Jakob. Because that pierces the bullshit veil of her recent online persona, and all the vomitous, trite blog references to being SO OVER him and so happy with her life now and totally welcoming of being 27 and her bright future with her beautiful rich friends. @TallulahSkankhead: What's the use of starving yourself skinny if you can't feel superior to people? This is all the girl has, after all. That, and daddy's money.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @PimpMyCouch: Seriously, it didn't sound bad at too me. And (though I can't bear to reread that post), I believe it was the "girlfriend's" birthday. So what if she wants a 500-calorie drank? Give me elevnty!

TallulahSkankhead

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Seriously. The girl will die without getting attention. Tell me, TELL ME, it's because her pathetic e-mail to Jakob became published and public knowledge. Aww..poor lil' fawn...she's just a victim to all the meanies out there.

Buh Bye, dummy. You'll be gone a week at most and them be back. You'll start with the fake "I need people to e-mail me their stories about Brazilian Waxes!" and then you'll go on to write that ever so revealing post about how you were sexually abused or a cutter or whatever affliction you think will force people to feel sorry for you and how you came "so close" to going back to those really self-destructuve ways due to all the venom posted on other blogs about you.

You're a menace to single women every where. Good riddance. I'll be my left tit in five years she'll be exactly where she is right now.

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @carolinacosmina: I give it four hours.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @J. Henry Waugh: I give her a week, tops.

carolinacosmina

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Ha Ha Sound:
You hate both the Flemings & the Walloons?
Now that the country is probably going to break up, you have to pick one side or the other.
Not both!

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @carolinacosmina: Betting pool on how long this lasts? I'll take the under.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Breaking: JA Finally SsTFU!
She posted at 12.31pm today:

I'm done.

I can't do this anymore. It's ruining my life.

I thought that people could see through the bullshit, but they can't. And it's not their fault. It's mine.

If all of this comes at the expense of not having love, I don't want it.

So … thank you for reading.

I don't know when or if I'll be back, but at the very least I need a little break.

carolinacosmina

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Her Dad has a husband?

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @PimpMyCouch: you forgot boobs. That truly made the night complete, what else could you want?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @TallulahSkankhead: I do appreciate it when idiots misuse quotation marks and make it easier to spot their writing.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @TallulahSkankhead: Call me crazy, but I love the Espresso and Steak and Salad martini. Coffee, protein, veggies and booze! It's the meal that keeps on giving!

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @azi: I love the quote there: I don't think it's appropriate to share political views with people you don't know...

Aww, our new favorite skank is modest and discreet. Touching!

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @TallulahSkankhead: For someone who could charitably be described as "skinny flabby," she should really STFU about other people's bodies.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @ tracyflick: Thank you for confirming why you're one of my (many) favorites here.

But I still think that she really believed she was going to guilt Jakob into buying her the computer, and didn't expect him to forward her emails.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> question for you tumbltards: how can you see where a post has been reblogged?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @azi:
Oh, and she added the "(when you overlook the sexist part, which ok, is pretty strong, but you should see some of the crap out there)" after people reblogged it and called her out for being misogynist/racist.

Yanee

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Check out her favorite political t-shirt.

[stylebymaryrambin.com]

Classy.

azi

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Cool, for a minute I thought this post was going to denegrate into a JA session, but we've swung back to the Vapid and Souless Blond Caucasian of the Vapid Trio.

One positive observation compared to her cadre of dimwits:

I'll project that out of the three, she's by far the most promiscuous. 1. She's southern, ensconced in the Bible Belt, and 2. if her sister's track record is any indication, gang bangs, ball gags, and threesomes are not above Mary's sensibilities.

Where ever she resides, I'm sure there are several dozen happy male neighbors within a one to three mile radius.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @TallulahSkankhead
Thanks for pulling that up. One of my favorites from the Rambin archives.

Yanee

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @TallulahSkankhead: She is such a shallow, mean spirited skank. I seriously despise this waste of oxygen.

azi

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @TallulahSkankhead: Bitch is from TEXAS and this horrifies her?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I wish I could have taken a picture of the "couple" sitting next to me. The girl was about 20 lbs overweight smacking on french fries (that was after two salads) sitting next to her "beau" wearing ripped true religions and a cowboy pearl button down shirt while talking on TWO phones. Their cocktail of choice: espresso martinis with steak and salad. Where do I begin?? Honey, close your mouth, focus on the salad. Opt for a vodka instead of a 500 calorie martini, and stop saying "Oh my god" while adjusting your boobs.

Twenty pounds? Oh noes!

TallulahSkankhead

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @fiveinchtaint: Thanks for the credit. But I'd keep it on the dl you found Mary attractive. You've got lady boners to protect.

@nonethewiser: The Bebe comment is hilarious, and telling. I'd like to strike her empty skull with some vinyl stilettos from Payless. Guaranteed I can outhot this girl in head to toe threads from Forever21. In fact I challenge her to a fashion face-off, the little cunt!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> This is so Gawker. (1) Idenfity life form that thrives on shit. (2) Nourish life form.

FORGETITJAKE

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @The One: The truly scary thing is how she is still trying to get his attenion after only dating a matter of months. It's both hilarious and sad how fragile her self-esteem is that it can be so damaged by what a guy she barely dated thinks of her. I know so many women like that. They grow up to be 35, bitter and cynical with a ton of crazy girl behavior behind them. Hysterical that she perceives herself to be a "dating columnist." The girl is an emotional train wreck. Which in and of itself is sad. But that she repeatedly lashes out at people in her passive aggressive ways and does stupid bordering on self-destructive things makes her tragic. And the thing is...she doesn't care that she ends up getting rippe don on other sites. She e-mails Jakob knowing that he will in a second sell her out. Then she can go to her blog and cry about how mean everyone is and how she's just too trusting. Fuck you. You're a walking soap opera and you love it. Stop bitching. If you hate it so much, then shut the fuck up already, show some humility and just disappear for awhile. But she can't. Because she'd rather have the constant angst and drama because it makes her feel important.

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Warrants mentioning that--as Julia begat Mary--it is past time for JFP to bring a protege to us.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @onesong: Yes, we've all laughed at tasteless jokes. But when you post something on your blog you're in effect saying to the world, "This is something about me which I think you should know. This is what moves me. This is what I value." You don't see any of us typing the latest dead baby joke we heard into the comments box.

And it doesn't bother me in the slightest that the joke pertained to the homeless. What bothers me is that it isn't funny. Much too much time spent setting up a pretty weak punch line. She should go back to jumping on glass tables near windows in tall buildings.

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @J. Henry Waugh: Yes. It keeps me sane.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @tracyflick: Yeah, I didn't respond because I don't have the time or interest to talk to Julia about Julia.

If you go to a post you've written and click on your name, it opens your profile page. Down the right side - past the list of your friends and followers - you'll see if anyone has left you any messages. For whatever reason, I didn't look there until the other day and saw her missive to me. I think it was from the live blogging she did her, when she pulled out the nasty stuff about Jakob again and more than a few people called her on it.

I think she can't stand the fact that many people don't like her and don't see her as the charming, witty and wonderful person she thinks she is - someone entitled to an expensive laptop computer from the guy whose confidence she very publicly betrayed.

I've never thought very much of Jakob, but the way he's handled himself publicly after the breakup is a million times superior to her. It would have been easy and understandable for him to start posting all over the place about what a gold-digger she is, despite being a lousy lay. He probably has lots of humiliating dirt on her, but the fact that he hasn't put it out there on teh internets says that he was way too good for her.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @fiveinchtaint: She does not deserve any positive attention what so ever. I like her LESS than I like Julia Allison. Handbags! What is world coming to...

azi

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @IndeediDid: I think that a distinct minority would think they're stylish, or even not blech.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @tracyflick: Or... perhaps Mary suggested it, because that's what friends are for!

IndeediDid

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @IndeediDid: they're like patterned silk nutsacks you wear on your wrist.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @MisterHippity: He's a new daddy. Little MediaHoHoHo arrived a bit early (but mom & babe are ok, I hear.)

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I will give her this much: she's the drunk in the group and that probably makes her a million times more fun than the other two.
@The One: You guys, it's not like she didn't drop a MILLION FUCKING HINTS that she wants a Mac Air and no one stepped up (not fair! Mary got a free YSL bag!) and bought it for her even though she's pretty and pretty people should never have to make large purchases for themselves (see numerous vacations purchased by exes, apartment paid for by ex, clothing purchased by exes). The entitlement truly is astounding. Say what you will about Jakob Lodwick, but looking good by comparison is still looking good.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @The One: I've never checked my mail here to see if she had. But that sound slike something she'd do. It's got to be so exhausting being so fixated on having everyone "get" you. I get you Julia, You're a selfobsessed, not really all that talented, about to be out of work nobody trying to brand herself as somebody. Good luck with that. You're a publicists nightmare. And not in the "but at least she gets us ratings and sells magazines" way. She doesn't.

Jakob's response was awesome. What's really so screwed up is that she she still goes back to that empty well trying to get a response and takes even his hatred as a positive sign. It's a real sickness. Girl obviously has some obsessive issues going on. She keeps trying to get him to want her again because without his approval she feels like gum on the bottom of Mary's shoe. It's pathetic.

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @tracyflick: Fucking GROSS. You know sometimes I feel bad for hating on the chick just for being such a clueless twit, but then she goes and reinforces every nasty comment that's ever been made about her!

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @The One: Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks those moe bags suck!

IndeediDid

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @J. Henry Waugh: I like the unintentional humor, especially the blatant spelling and grammar mistakes.

"Dinner at Meg's and I's hangout"

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @tracyflick: Jakob's response is priceless, isn't it? In one simple sentence, he poked a big hole in her "I'm such a wonderful person and deserve everything I want just because I'm me!" delusion.

By the way, did she ever leave you a message on your profile page here, wanting you to email her and chat about why you can't stand her? She left me one a couple of months ago that I only noticed recently.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> So, I thought I would give you a little more of me today. Maybe you'll enjoy it, maybe you don't care. It is my hope that I can put something on this blog for everyone. Make up your own jokes, friends.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Wow.

Plus, did anyone tell her her handbags are extremely unattractive?

Bunsy

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Oh holy crap. How is there not a gawker post about Julia's e-mail yesterday to Jakob asking him to follow through on his promise (pre-breakup) to buy her a Mac Book, saying it's his chance to "do the right thing?"

You've GOT to be shitting me

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I think this joke is hilarious. My bad...

glitterati

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> This is the sort of joke where if someone laughed at it, I would seriously judge them -- not just for their shitty sense of humor but also for their overall assholishness.

Wortavious

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @MisterHippity: We need a little more leftist outrage here. Where's MediaHoHoHo when you need him?

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> There's nothing more entertaining than two cuntastic females feigning to be BFF's. They secretly hate each other and it's so much fun to watch. It's got to suck to be so desperate for friends that you tolerate that kind of stuff. But who else will join Julia at the parties she goes to where everyone ignores her? I find friendships based on desperate need oh so entertaining. Neither one of these girls have real friends and need to stay friends in order to have someone to go to parties with. It's fantastic.

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I think reading that joke just turned me into a communist.

Maybe Mao was onto something. I would not be sad to see Ms. Rambin on her knees digging potatoes on a forced-labor farm, with the homeless woman pictured above standing over her, cracking a whip and shouting slogans from a little red book.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Which one is Mary?

Midge

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @SarahHeartburn: Antwerp is where all the cool kids hang out.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @SarahHeartburn: Their sprouts are to die for.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Ha Ha Sound:
Luxembourg has been begging to be offed for decades now. Do it.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @crotchety: Not to mention their winning ways with fries and mussels. Though I have to confess that I've been through Brussels twice and could have skipped it.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @SarahHeartburn: You're building your 21st century Inferno. Which circle of hell does Mary, Julia, and Meghan reside in?

Unfortunately Dante's version these three are on the circle of glutony, which I think was level 3.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Ha Ha Sound: Belgium?! "Useless and harmful"? Belgium is the source of chocolate and beer, which have done more for world peace than anything else. Why can't you pick on Venezuela?

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Unfun: Well, I think the tag has to cover her dad, too, since she and the joke are both his products.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> How is this for a delightfully backhanded compliment:

"Per usual Julia (Allison) was fashionably late to our dinner meeting at Zoe. She said she was very proud of her "Mary" outfit. Which I agreed that I loved it. When I asked her where she got her skirt, she wouldn't tell me. Then I instantly knew it was Bebe, ugh! But I have to admit it's cute (and you really can't even see the detail….it is actually really nice."

nonethewiser

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Icarustoo: I assume you can afford to hire a nanny, a full time housekeeper, a CPA and a personal secretary, because if you procreate with either of these vapid dolts and can't, your beloved offspring will be eating nothing but Froot Loops in squalor and all your checks will bounce to Jupiter.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> For someone who jumps around on a glass table while in a bikini, despite being built like a preteen boy, she really shouldn't make fun of people who haven't had her advantages in life.

Then again, she's a "stylist" with atrocious taste, looks up to Julia Allison and makes Monica Lewinsky's handbags look like they belong in the Ferragamo store.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I worry about her spelling of "projection", but still see her and her sister as perfect breeding stock.

Icarustoo

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @hamburgerhotdog: I think that there are subjects worthy of hatred and scorn, but I don't think she's one of them.

I prefer to direct my negative energy towards Belgium. The entire country. It's useless and harmful.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Yanee: Somehow I now know that she and Julia were fated to be BFF.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I've decided to deal with it all by building a wee tiny jail cell in the center of my brain. And Margaret B. Jones and Julia Allison and now Mary Rambin and other worthless souls are all crammed in there, relentlessly pulling their schticks on each other for eternity (and Kruckoff! too.). It really does make me feel better.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> As someone else stated, Mary positions herself as an authority and yet doesn't care to properly spell the names of the brands correctly. Almost as moronic as all of JA's web 3.0 insights, as she makes a career taking pictures of herself on the way to do TV appearances.

Liberace

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @hunterw: That is really funny - so did I!

nonethewiser

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @azi: Ugh. Can you imagine the huge smile she has on her face right now? She's loving this. Massive narcissistic lady boner*.

*Lady boner copyrighted by Unfun.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Give me a break--like we all haven't laughed at tasteless jokes that play off classist assumptions before. Off the high horse, please.

onesong

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> She posted a lame response on her blog...

azi

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Ha Ha Sound: what exactly do you like about it? The witty writing rife with spelling and grammar errors? The condescending fashion tips? The plethora of staged photos identically posed? Really, just curious here.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Honestly, I think she's super hot. And I like her blog.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> These girls are guilty of JUST NOT GETTING IT. That's a punishable offense in my book.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> That's a pretty lame joke. I'm sure her tumblr has an embarrassment of riches of stuff to re-post, but that's such a groaner. Dig up the real dirt, Ryan!

unclesahm

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @the-cubicle-dweller: I want to set them up on a totes awesome double date with JFP and Paul Janka. Then, we can have them spayed and nuetered!

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> It bears noting here that the Rambins = Texas oil $$$. Her grandfather ran Texaco in the 1960s.

carolinacosmina

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> True Story: When I first heard about her I assumed Mary was Leven's mom. I guess this makes more sense.

hunterw

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I can't decide if my favorite part is how they (Jules and Mare-Bear) can't seem to stop taking pictures of each other like sugar-addled junior high-schoolers at the mall, or if it's the part where they both meticulously list what they're wearing in all photos of themselves. Because god knows, that's the real news.

Fuck the homeless, did you see my outfit from THURSDAY? Omg!

DaisyPup

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @J. Henry Waugh: I just blazed through this. There is a fairly large axe grinding on that tumblr. But, insightful...

Re Mary: One of the Vapid Trio, nothing more. Dumb skinny blond who puts out shitty handbags. She's latched onto the JA whirly twirl to promote her couture of crap.

I will bet my last dime that when either of her two cohorts find men of means, they are out of there faster than lightning.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @fiveinchtaint: J.A. should definitely cut this one loose. Associating with someone so blatantly asshole-ish and crassly insensitive would be bad for her career. Oh well -- at least Mary Rambin didn't shoot a puppy. Although, at this point, to discover her handbags were made with beagle pelts (by 5 year olds in a Malaysian sweat shop no less) would not be much of a surprise . . .

SuperBien

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Calitri: @Ummwhat: Maybe she's into The Mars Volta, or the larger prog rock scene .

I'm disappointed in Miss Mary, though. I had a minor crush on her when I'd see her in photos on JA's tumb...er, when my girl friend would make me look at JA's tumblr.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Ummwhat: Damn, beat me to it! Sloppy seconds it is.

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I said "Hello Mary, I see you haven't recovered from your shit-bag business failing so dramatically in mid-2008. Shame you thought that crack den was a new, hip place to practise your insane cackling laugh. Nice to know you've got a boyfriend now, though - okay, it's a different one almost every 30 minutes, but you totally rock that combination STD look there. And no - I can't give you any money cos' you'll blow it all on food you won't eat anyway, you hilarious little crack-whore you"

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @fiveinchtaint: Not sure what I'm progecting, but I think it's vomit or possibly handbags. I pray it's the former.

That joke is horrible - as in stupid, unfunny and just plain bad.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, indeed!

Calitri

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> How'd you lose your job, Al? Insider trading?

I'm joking.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> We're all stopping by this hotspot too, right?

[baugher.tumblr.com]

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Ah, we've moved onto Mary! The "stylist" who tells men to wear uggs, can't spell the name of most major American fashion designers, and the pusher of homemade-looking handbags who deems herself designer extraordinaire even if they all do look exactly the same. She's going on TV with Julia to give relationship advice (neither girl is in one, but y'know, they are just innately wise on this issue) since apparently one can now parlay being pretty into a myriad of expertises.

But really, I'm sure she is just such a nice person merely passing through JA's elaborately constructed hall of mirrors (windexed daily) so let's not mock her. Play nice!

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> The woman on the right is totally more fun in bed.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> If I were homeless and she prodded me, I would prod back forcefully with my grizzled homeless penis.

whymanwhy

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> She makes me want to progectile vomit.

Ummwhat

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> I like this girl. I hope she can join me as I annex Poland.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Bell County: Douchehag?

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Dickdogfood: Or 'ho bags.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @Yanee: progection [sic]. I'm not surprised.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Why did I feel compelled to click through and look at some of her other postings? She's not only an elitist bitch, she spells "projection" with a "g."

Smoses

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Oh, no. Mary, Mary. Why ya buggin? This one here is clearly riding JA's coattails. How cute she has her own tumblr!

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Sorry, were we running low on useless, blonde celebutantes? Or is it just one body with interchangeable heads that some mad scientist unleashed on our unsuspecting planet?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> More Mary Rambin pearls:

"This was my favorite picture of the night. Sometimes you just gotta grab the guitar and pose, ya know! Especially if you're wearing tall boots.

Confidence is style, it's a progection of your inner beauty. (Not to be confused with cockiness which is a progection of your insecurity.) If you've got confidence, usually anything will fly :)"

Totes.

Yanee

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Maybe she's just hungry.

...or an elitist bitch. Either way.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> @BettyCrocker: Or Julia Allison.

Darienlake

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Report came out yesterday saying there are fewer homeless people in NYC. Who will Daddy Rambin make fun of now?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Down with Moë Bags! Up with 'mo bags!

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Please tell me you made this whole thing up as part of Denton's plan to bring Julia Allison down.

These people are revolting. Did she really use that picture? I can't bring myself to click.

polyesterbridesmaid

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> There should probably be a "Douchebags" tag here.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Let's get off the friends that have been sucked into the vortex of bad publicity. Lets talk more about JA- specifically her emails to JL telling him that he has the "chance to do the right thing" by buying her a MacBook Air.

JuJuBeanie

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Perhaps she finds it funny because she's not a natural beauty?

IndeediDid

]]> <![CDATA[Mary Rambin Told <i>The Funniest</i> Homeless Joke!]]> Who will she take to dinner to illustrate what a woman looks like when she has given up ethics, decency and her soul?

Oh. Ann Coulter.

BettyCrocker

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