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Kristen: The Definitive Gallery

Meretrix — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:48:25 EDT

@Ryan Tate: I still see the pictures with the kids in them on my screen as well as the cropped versions. Did your changes affect page 2? I'm not sure what her adult family members are doing in these "let's look at Kristen" pictures either.

Meretrix

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vulturesquadron — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:18:35 EDT

I know everyone's in on the joke and all (including Chuck), but fundamentally the guy took some cursory knowledge of a Korean fighting style, sold it as Japanese Karate state-side, was the default white man in Hollywood for chop socky villan parts, and turned that into a line of stretchy-crotch jeans and the worst television programming ever.

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Hamilton Nolan — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:09:24 EDT

@vulturesquadron: Maybe I jest. But guess who doesn't jest? Chuck to the muthafuckin N-O.

Hamilton Nolan

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vulturesquadron — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:49:38 EDT

@Hamilton Nolan: You jest. There is only one true Karate contest, and it is the All-Japan JKA tournament. Real tough guys put power in their technique, like this:

vulturesquadron

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zibby — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:28:06 EDT

Dime-a-dozen hot.

zibby

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vandusen — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:27:05 EDT

Her dad has that "my daughter is a whore and my son works at Dave + Buster's" look on his face.

vandusen

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beeble — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:16:17 EDT

Yawn.

Why are we looking at her again?

beeble

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AndIAmTellingYou — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:09:40 EDT

The brother is Loisaida drug dealer hot.

AndIAmTellingYou

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Hamilton Nolan — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:06:25 EDT

@vulturesquadron: Ummm... except for his SIX STRAIGHT YEARS as the middleweight karate champion. Don't test.

Hamilton Nolan

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vulturesquadron — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:53:50 EDT

@Michael Jahn: To anyone who has studied martial arts in earnest, Mr. Norris has clearly never been a "master" by any stretch.

Even in his early films, he was stiff as a board and his technique was typical of the "hick dojo" style so prevalent in the USA.

vulturesquadron

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vulturesquadron — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:51:39 EDT

I am imagining that whiney fucking Jersey voice coming outta her mouth, and this alone kills my libido.

vulturesquadron

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EDogII — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:37:54 EDT

$5000 grand for that?! I'd rather pay for the busted Rolls Royce grill.

EDogII

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:37:32 EDT

@In Other News...: According to Wikipedia, he's 68. That's bizarre that he would still .... when did "Walker Texas Ranger" go out of production? ... be pretending to be a martial arts master.

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:30:06 EDT

@In Other News...: At least I still have Starbuck.

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:04:31 EDT

@Ryan Tate: Nice crop job. But you left the originals in.

fiveinchtaint

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In Other News... — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:00:10 EDT

@Michael Jahn: They bought a Google Ad keyword I believe. They also bought "Eliot Spitzer."

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In Other News... — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:59:24 EDT

@Michael Jahn: I thought hers was a fancy Spanish name and pronounced "HOR-HAH" then realized, DUH! I miss the eyes, the lips. Then I remember Emily Procter, Khandi Alexander are still on Miami and I'm okay. Also, I think Chuck Norris is in his 70's, and making Mountain Dew commercials.

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putch — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:55:29 EDT

Seriously, like three large for two hours and the girl's got two, maybe three or even more tattoos? I'd have asked for a retroactive discount, Eliot. you were the governor of the empire state. you should have a higher standard.

putch

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KarenUhOh — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:50:07 EDT

She's a cute girl, whoever she is. Wonder if Eliot could pick her out in a lineup.

KarenUhOh

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:45:08 EDT

You type in "Ashley Dupre" in the Myspace search page and hit go and you immediately get an advertisement for Newsday's sex scandal coverage.

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:31:47 EDT

@In Other News...: Wouldn't having appeared in a movie with Bruce Lee make hChuck Norris something like my age now, which becomes 65 in August? I mean, I ain't in bad shape but I'm sure notdoing pirouettes and knocking down bad guys with my Dockers.

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Michael Jahn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:27:46 EDT

@In Other News...: My heart broke when Jorja Fox left

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hunterw — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:37:46 EDT

@Ryan Tate: good to know i wasnt just hallucinating like i usually am

hunterw

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Ryan Tate — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:55:12 EDT

@TedSez: Thanks! Added.

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Snowden — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:00:03 EDT

@freeoverunders: Next turn - burn the contents of your wallet and resign from your job.

The only winning move is not to play.

Snowden

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TedSez — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:35:28 EDT

As long as you're being definitive, these photos of "Ashley DiPietro" may also be her:

[www.exploretalent.com]

TedSez

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Ashley_Youmans — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:27:48 EDT

@misssgolightly: You're damn right I knew what I was getting into, after all, I got the idea from one of Gawker's own commenters. She has tuition to pay; I've got rent to make. Don't tell me you wouldn't be behind her if she were in my place.

Ashley_Youmans

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Tony the Tiger — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:26:54 EDT

Shouldn't gawker be blotting out faces of the childrenin the photos? Just a thought.

Tony the Tiger

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Tony the Tiger — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:13:58 EDT

I think that Spitzer obviously took the racier shots.

Tony the Tiger

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Whinemaker — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:09:40 EDT

LOLz @ the bottom picture...is that her with La Pequena Prohibida???

Whinemaker

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UnintendedConsequences — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:01:00 EDT

Ashley had 21,000-some-odd plays of her demo about an hour after the Times broke her name & photo & My Space page link. (Since removed. Wonder why?)

Now, at 2am EDT, she has racked up 1,112,000 listens.

She's another new-media phenom! Eliot is screwed. Ashley not so much.

UnintendedConsequences

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TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:28:39 EDT

Wow -- America never disappoints, and I marvel at how I still can learn something new Every Day?

But: have to confess -- probably because I am truly older, and all... I prefer his actual wife.

This looks like a dumb(er) girl you might encounter on the beach in Sea Girt or Redondo. Three Grand for That? What are you going to talk about afterwards.

But -- I'm old.

Sante,

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim

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misssgolightly — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:27:37 EDT

Note the cartier bracelet in one of the boat shots. That plus her Times interview and keeping up her myspace tells me that I shouldn't feel too bad for Ms. Ashley/Kristen. I'm pretty sure sister knows what she was getting into, LOVES the money, and will milk this shit for alllll it's worth.

misssgolightly

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In Other News... — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:21:41 EDT

Ryan - the one with the little girls should also go, dontcha think?

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In Other News... — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:10:34 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: Heh. G'night.

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Ian Spiegelman — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:03:27 EDT

@In Other News...: He was in Game of Death, that's all I'm saying. He wasn't in another movie by Bruce Lee.

I don't quite understand how the other questions got through. I wish I was who you think I am.

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:59:08 EDT

Um, mom is cute too? I think.

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Blucheez — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:54:10 EDT

Has there been casting for her yet? I'm thinking Jordana Brewster?

[www.vh1.com]

Blucheez

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:49:38 EDT

@clickable: Cropped em both and put them back in the gallery.

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:49:12 EDT

@Ryan Tate: You sir are a gentleman. And remember, there's always the spraypaint tool in Paint.

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:47:56 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: Propositioned exactly once. I think I was flattered.

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:46:22 EDT

@clickable: I didn't even think of that. Don't have Photoshop handy so I dropped that pic. Didn't add much anyway.

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:43:56 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: Did cash actually get sent through the mail? A demonstration of how (bubble mailer? small cardboard box? white envelope with lotsa Scotch tape?) would make for a great day four or five sidebar, or a "Sunday Styles" piece.

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:40:27 EDT

I remember him losing to Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon and kinda feeling bad for him.

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:35:50 EDT

@In Other News...: He wishes he did. But like me and most men, he went for it, thinking, I can pull this off. Yet, may I add: I haven't touched a pro since I was 25.

I am 34 now.

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:32:30 EDT

@In Other News...: There is only one Chuck Norris. And not the one being celebrated. The one who is the least convincingly tough action hero aside from Steven Seagal. Anyone who was a punk-ass kid in the 80's knows that Chuck's movies, with a few awesome exceptions, were pussy flicks. His stuff until, say 84, was great, but then, as Dr Lexus in Idiocracy explained, "You're shit is fucked."

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freeoverunders — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:30:22 EDT

The Eliot Spitzer Home Game:

Load a hi-res version of your favorite close-up shot of Kristen's face. Stand in front of the computer. Look down and stare into her eyes. Masturbate with a wet, warm sponge.

Repeat.

freeoverunders

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:26:40 EDT

The last two - definitely not her.

fiveinchtaint

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:21:42 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: I am truly disturbed, and slowly backing away without making eye contact... said Eliot Spitzer when he first logged on to TheEmperorsClub.com?

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clickable — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:19:39 EDT

I think you ahould blur the faces of minors appearing in these pics (a) before you get in hot water (b) because it's the right thing to do.

clickable

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:19:37 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: Chuck Norris in Delta Force or Chuck Norris, Huckabee campaign manager? Oh wait - one and the same... made from the same stuff as the Adobe.

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:16:39 EDT

@Michael Jahn:
"Yes."

(Beat.)

"We do."

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:16:33 EDT

Good God. I have been in a lot of scary threads. I think I might have even posted in Fark's could-a-lightsaber-cut-Superman... thread. And I was familiar with the producers of two girls one cup years before that became a thing.

But this is the scariest thread I have ever seen. My brain is saying the elevator prayer from True Romance right now. "If someone would just come and take me away!"

I am truly disturbed, and slowly backing away without making eye contact...

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:13:59 EDT

There appears to be a ring halfway up her left ear in the bikini shot but not in the others. I downloaded and enlarged it. Also, the ear looks different. Don't you guys watch CSI? G'night.

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:09:05 EDT

@In Other News...: I think Zorbeez is the Chuck Norris of cleansers. And the Happy Fun Ball. Don't look at it, don't talk about it, and, for God's sake, don't taunt it.

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BalknChain — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:09:01 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: you've stepped into Billy Maze
*ha! see what I did there?@Michael Jahn: I'm with you, gotta get up at 5AM

BalknChain

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:08:37 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: Industrial cleaner threads are the new Foxymorons.

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:07:57 EDT

@Ryan Tate: This is like a scrapbook that has lots of pretty stuff but needs more naughty bits.

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:07:14 EDT

How did this become an industrial cleaner thread? I don't mind; I find it wonderful, but, what door did I just step through?

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:07:13 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: If you stick a Zorbeez in the wash, won't it render the 'rinse' cycle moot?

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:06:37 EDT

@gimmeabrake: All I did was find it a little weird that she has one photo with a mark on her right hand/wrist and in every other photo appears to be making a conscious effort to cover up that hand/wrist, including switching (the same) watch. I wear my watch on my left wrist and find it uncomfortable when I move it to the right. The "tat" or whatever it is thing jumps off the gallery.

Gotta get up at 4 a.m. 'Night.

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:05:20 EDT

Added one more pic off her brother's page...

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eiswolf — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:57:28 EDT

Not only the dude was one of the rare good politicians that grace the Western world. He also has good taste in women. In France, he'd run for president as an independent and win...

eiswolf

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Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:56:52 EDT

@Michael Jahn:
Good work detective, but that tat might just be from the bouncer marking her hand after she flashed her fake id to get in the bar.
Please solve the case of the missing McCain lobbyist/lawyer, or what happened to Geraldine, she flipped out.

Un Chien Andalou

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:56:15 EDT

Okay, now I remember, but I can't find the awesome clip I want with the super-pitchman wearing an earpiece:

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MoeGolden — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:53:48 EDT

the depth with which the times has written about her in tonight's article astounds me. you might even see it as a jump the shark moment for mainstream journalism.

"In the interview, she said she saw the Rolling Stones perform at Radio City Music Hall on their last tour after a friend gave her two tickets. "They were amazing," she said."

this is fine for blogs, but for the Times in print?

MoeGolden

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crooked_teeth — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:49:38 EDT

NYTimes: "Ms. Dupré said by telephone Tuesday night that she was worried about how she would pay her rent since the man she was living with "walked out on me" after she discovered he had fathered two children." Translation: my sugar daddy no longer requires my services, and he, incidentally, has two kids.

crooked_teeth

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jagorev — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:48:51 EDT

Oh crap, do we have to see her with her parents and baby nephew/niece? That's really freaking uncomfortable.

jagorev

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belltolls — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:46:27 EDT

@In Other News...: I'll go stand by the mailbox now!

@Ryan Tate: "Youmans with music producer?" You are not eligible for a Commie but that was a big laugh here.

belltolls

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:44:07 EDT

@BalknChain: And it is precisely those "special release" moments that make OXI-CLEAN a MUST-HAVE!

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:43:13 EDT

@belltolls: Um, I'll just make the commercials and record the showtimes for the voicemail at the multiplex. And maybe set up the autograph table at Borders? And collect the royalties for the inevitable, awful, soft-as-room-temp butter children's album, "You, Me and Dupre." Cash only! Through the mail.

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spleeny — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:38:21 EDT

so spitzer dropped a hundred grand (give or take) on whores, but how much did nick denton pay to get kristen to be a julia allison doppelganger? seriously, and you call yourselves journalists.

spleeny

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BalknChain — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:37:11 EDT

@In Other News...: oh please no.
I firmly believe he shouts Kaboom during those special release moments while wearing his O(xi-clean) face

BalknChain

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:36:28 EDT

@maevemealone: The several times I've done it lately I've gotten a stamp that shows up under UV. You can fake an X mark.

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:34:05 EDT

@belltolls: Gotcha. In the early part of my career I was a rock journalist and a fair number of singers/bands ask to friend up with me. Regarding this Chera, I trash friend requests made by any woman who asks using just her first name (too many just want to sell their 8x10s). So I wouldn't have her on the list even if by some odd chance she asked. So there's one fairly little-known singer who put both Ashley and me on her friends list. She has a ton of friends. None of this appears to mean anything.

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Matt Schlicht — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:33:53 EDT

This is amazing.

Matt Schlicht

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:32:38 EDT

@BalknChain: We are all Billy Mays.

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maevemealone — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:32:31 EDT

@Michael Jahn: that's just the mark you get on your hand when you're at a club. It's sharpie ink, it washes off.

maevemealone

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:31:47 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: I will endeavor to remember. But I just had visions of dragging a truck with one hand and a mouth full of putty.

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crooked_teeth — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:30:35 EDT

@Ryan Tate: so...she left this well off family and found herself homeless? is that her story? (and momma "Kristen" is rockin' the cleavage.)

crooked_teeth

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jeffreythedudelebowski — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:26:25 EDT

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

jeffreythedudelebowski

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:21:21 EDT

Woops, I didn't add her brothers' pics after all because I misspelled Youmans in the tag. Should be in there now, or within 5 min.

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belltolls — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:19:42 EDT

@Michael Jahn: My nephew has a band that was on Conan a while ago and they got a couple hundred friends--kinda the online version of a club mailing list--they just auto-accept new fans. The celebs are the celebrity MySpace pages not the people themselves. This woman has a mix of celeb fan clubs, music people, and Vegas lounge clubby dance/model stuff with guys in chains you do not want to know.

belltolls

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:18:04 EDT

@hunterw: That one's in the gallery per my prior comment, or should be.

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:16:49 EDT

@Michael Jahn: But you can't read an inscription on a video. What are you getting at, Quincy?

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:16:09 EDT

@Michael Jahn: Not as far as I know...

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:15:48 EDT

@Conbon: Oh right, that Tom. Nope, I have two singers in common with Ashley, one being Carly Simon who I actually did know, and the other being a singer who may be sufficiently low profile not to want to be drawn into this. Tom isn't in both. You still haven't told me if this is any help.

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belltolls — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:14:22 EDT

@In Other News...: News, can't you see we are trying to put together a multimedia, multi-thread, multi revenue stream package here! Ian wants to go blue but I think the girl next store approach has a potentially longer tail. Nothing worse than Anna Nicole. Can someone get me a CoS on the phone to set up an intervention?

belltolls

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BalknChain — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:13:58 EDT

@In Other News...: Where's Billy Mays, or whatever he's called? Did he die of oxi-putty poisoning?

BalknChain

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:12:06 EDT

Okay, here goes an old hack of a writer of detective stories at work, and maybe going over territory where you guys have been before. But I see a conspicuous tatoo on her right hand in one shot and a conspicuous effort to keep her right hand off camera in all the other shots where her right hand could have been in play. Cropping it out, leaning on it, angling it away, moving her watch from the left hand to the right. Same watch in two shots, same gold-tone bracelet.

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Conbon — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:11:11 EDT

@surreal: Ha, I got that.

Conbon

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donmiguel — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:10:13 EDT

Jason Itzler is on CNN. I have to take a shower now.

donmiguel

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Senator Boomdog — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:09:15 EDT

She has man fingers.

Senator Boomdog

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:07:38 EDT

@In Other News...: The dude from those super-absorbent toawels is much better. Shit I can't remember his name or the product. But he is so freaking awesome. He spills Coke on a carpet sample and cleans the whole thing with a towelette. Anyone know the infomercial I'm talking about? That dude is the greatest pitchman I've ever seen.

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:07:02 EDT

@surreal: What?

[viewmorepics.myspace.com]

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hunterw — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:06:26 EDT

this is her with her family

hunterw

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surreal — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:05:40 EDT

@Michael Jahn: Tom?

surreal

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:05:06 EDT

@belltolls: She doesn't have to be a nice girl. She could doing brown and Roman showers to half her clients. No matter what her story is, it's a natural best-seller.

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:03:12 EDT

@contradicto: That is unfair. We have no definitive proof that she has lost her teeth. Also, I'm totally serious, are there dudes who actually fetish on Winehouse? Does the huge Jew head and tiny Brit body trigger something?

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In Other News... — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:03:03 EDT

@belltolls: @Ian Spiegelman: "I'm Ashley Alexandra Dupre for OXI-CLEAN!!! Gotta get that stain out? OXI-CLEAN can do it! Look - no more mess on that hotel furniture! Remove that carpet stain before the First Lady comes home? OXI-CLEAN gets it done! Messy, sticky 'evidence' that could implicate you in an FBI probe? OXI-CLEAN makes it all GO AWAY! Whether you're on the road at a swanky D.C. flophouse or at your Fifth Avenue pied-a-terre, OXI-CLEAN is a must-have! Carry it in your purse! Your socks! Your briefing book - tuck OXI-CLEAN away with your public shedule and speech to the Assembly Democrats! OXI-CLEAN! The choice of Clients One through Nine - and me, ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE!!!"

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belltolls — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:00:33 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: Oh, indeed. If she remains in the "story" the nice girl caught up in the evil politicians web, then the skies the limit with a half-life of four weeks max.

belltolls

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contradicto — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:59:28 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: I figure its all those men who ask for a "gummer."

contradicto

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:57:46 EDT

@contradicto: Where are the Amy Winehouse fetishists? I've been looking for something sick and sad to write about. Though I do love that she's been wearing the same ballet flats in *every* tragic photo for at least five months. That's my kind of addict.

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:55:04 EDT

@belltolls: It's not an either/or. She gets both. And, like, NOW!

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contradicto — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:53:14 EDT

This gallery is like a menu of sexual fantasies. Theres:

1) You-have-no-sexual-imagination-whatsoeve....
2) Lesbian-latina Kristin.
3) I'll-do-anal-for-a-chanel-purse... Kristin.
4) Kristin, The Swimsuit Edition
5) Corrupt-a-Puritan Kristi
6) I'll-show-you-a-boob-on-my-webcam... Kristin (a.k.a. Lonely Girl 15)
7) You-bored-her-now-she-fell-asleep-in-the... -like-you-care Kristin
8) Chicks-with-Dicks Kristin
9) I'm-just-in-the-room-to-make-you-feel-le... Kristin.
10) Amy-Winehouse Kristin

and finally. . .

11) Scat Kristin

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belltolls — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:52:00 EDT

@Ian Spiegelman: More like Playboy in 3,2,1

belltolls

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Conbon — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:51:31 EDT

@Ryan Tate: How do we know the picture in the ad is her if her face is blurred out? (Why do I care?)

Conbon

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Ian Spiegelman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:50:04 EDT

Book deal in 3, 2, 1...

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:49:00 EDT

Added three from her brothers' MySpace

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TheThanker — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:42:05 EDT

I've been listening to "What We Want" on full blast all day long. It's making its way around the office. New jam of the summer!

TheThanker

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dankfu — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:39:29 EDT

This is either the best, or worst thing to happen to her "career".

dankfu

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92BuickLeSabre — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:39:13 EDT

@donmiguel: In a situation like this, I don't think those two are mutually exclusive.

92BuickLeSabre

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Sigerson — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:39:04 EDT

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, dude, yes, dude, yes, yes.

Sigerson

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SinisterRouge — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:37:07 EDT

Gotta give it up to my Guv...that is one hot streetwalker!

SinisterRouge

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Michael Jahn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:33:32 EDT

@Ryan Tate: I have a Myspace friend in common with Ashley Dupre, but am Myspace challenged and can't figure out if this does us any earthly good. Does it?

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:33:17 EDT

Added gallery of two 'possible' Youmans' -- one from her MySpace friend Chera (linked previously) and a new one of maybe her with her (or "Nina Vanetta's" more precisely) tiny music manager.

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:28:04 EDT

Forgot the one from her Empire Club ad, just added to gallery.

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Snowden — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:26:49 EDT

@donmiguel: This has more potential than her music career ever did.

Snowden

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Conbon — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:21:20 EDT

@ADM: That's not Bayonne?

@JAH: I'm in. Let's set up a Paypal account.

Conbon

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nicepony — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:19:13 EDT

Looks like she'd work at the Barney's cosmetics counter....but not Kiehl's.

nicepony

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ADM — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:17:29 EDT

I mean St. Tropez. It's there now.

ADM

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donmiguel — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:16:00 EDT

Ok -- now. Has anyone thought about how much this woman's world is going to suck in the next few days? Or will she suddenly become famous and paid and I'm just way off base?

donmiguel

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TedSez — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:13:22 EDT

@Ryan Tate: That could be both of them together. I thought they looked alike based on Ashley's MySpace photo, before I saw the other photos and information in the Times article. The link was that if you Google Ashley's name, Chera's page comes up. But there are other ways in which that might happen.

I blame it all on Sergey Brin.

TedSez

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Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:12:59 EDT

Oh nice, she's wearing the watch Eliot gave her.

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:11:42 EDT

Oh good, pictures. Now I don't have to move to France, the states becoming so continental.
Now where the hell are McCain's lawyer/lobbyist bikini photos?
I'm beginning to think Hillary and Geraldine have her hostage somewhere.

Un Chien Andalou

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:06:31 EDT

The "real chera" ones uploaded are at

[gawker.com]

.. just fyi. But those are NOT (apparently) Dupre aka Youmans.

[pics.myspaceprofiles.org]

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JAH — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:04:26 EDT

@92BuickLeSabre: Five dollars please...

JAH

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JAH — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:03:11 EDT

@Conbon: We should charge everyone who looks at this post from here on in because we saved them from asking the same dumb questions we did!

When we have five grand we can call Ashley up and ask if she'll "date" us...

JAH

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:01:31 EDT

@TedSez: This is from Chera's MySpace -- her hanging with Ashley?

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92BuickLeSabre — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:01:25 EDT

@ADM: If you go to the gallery itself, they are all there.

92BuickLeSabre

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92BuickLeSabre — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:00:36 EDT

@Conbon: What areyou IDOTS! talking abot? That is clearly just 1 person? Morans!

(Yes, the thread is clear enough about what happened, but it was still fun to play "that guy.")

92BuickLeSabre

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:59:49 EDT

Her no-makeup face is nice. Makes me want to do the no-pants dance. Alright I'll stop. I just like quoting movies because I'm a simpleton.

fiveinchtaint

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ADM — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:59:43 EDT

still not definitive. you are missing the tahiti swimsuit pic, which is actually her.

ADM

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GORDONGARTRELLE — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:58:48 EDT

@lil miss fckn sunshine: avec lotion or sans?

GORDONGARTRELLE

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Tammany_Fall — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:55:36 EDT

"Kristen: The Definitive Gallery Really This Time."

Tammany_Fall

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Conbon — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:55:10 EDT

@jagorev: @fiveinchtaint: @DaisyBuchanan: @JAH: Well now we look silly.

Conbon

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lil miss fckn sunshine — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:54:02 EDT

I lasted about 6 seconds with that song on her myspace page.

lil miss fckn sunshine

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JAH — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:51:19 EDT

Whew...nice to know that the Jack Daniels hasn't fried all my brain cells!

I'm gonna celebrate with beer and hookers!

JAH

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jagorev — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:46:57 EDT

Either she is a master of disguise who can change the size of her boobs at will, those are definitely two different girls.

jagorev

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GORDONGARTRELLE — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:46:28 EDT

If she's the one in the white bikini, I'm registering spitzer2008.com right now.

GORDONGARTRELLE

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:45:16 EDT

@Conbon: At least. Clearly. Totally different eyes.

fiveinchtaint

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TedSez — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:44:58 EDT

If this is based on my earlier comment, I have to say that I'm less convinced that Ashley is "The Real Chera." Although there is a strong resemblance, and they do seem to have Myspace friends in common, Chera describes herself as a 26-year-old from Las Vegas.

On the other hand, I love the fact that Chera uses her page to discuss Rock-Paper-Scissors strategy.

TedSez

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:43:27 EDT

Some people thought Chera might be Kirsten, I was skeptical but included them just in case. I'll throw them out for now since it's confusing.