<![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Did Emily Brill just get back from a lengthy sojourn with a tribe of head shrinkers or is she just "differently be-meloned?"

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> What's the deal with the kickline in the photo? I almost expect them to break out into song: Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay! Seriously, are all the new socialites just dorks in disguise?

SeaBassTian

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Somewhere in afghanastan this photo is giving inspiration to dozens of young men where it is blown up and posted everywhere to demonstrate just how evil us infadels are. Thanks a lot you socialite harpies!

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> If Emily Brill is "second from left," does that means she's the slightly shaven guy in the green leprechaun jacket?

KateNonymous

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Almost feel bad for Laliberte ("Lally"), he's like an awkward gay teen who's chosen to air his grandiose pretensions and fashion faux pas in public. (Mine are rueful memories and safely in the Vault.)

But he's not a teen, and his gobbling, puppyish seeking of media attention..
there I go feeling sorry for him again. I don't know why. Oh yeah, the laughter.
He seems prickishly confident in his friendships with the Tinsleys, and seems to think that's the universe. And that no press is bad press. Dreadfully wrong, there.

Arundel

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> @bodreeyard: Ha! Last time I saw TheFreedom it was wearing that same awful forest green blazer.

Jory

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Oh, and by the way, does anybody still maintain that Emily Brill is a private individual off-limits for this website?

fine, mr. denton. you were right, I was wrong. if you require me, just bellow; I'll be out back cutting a switch from the dwarf tree - the whipping is scheduled for half seven, correct?

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Isn't the real scandal here the (unintentional?) failure by Kris TheFreedom to use the subjunctive in the last sentence of his e-mail? It sounds more like an accusation. Perhaps when one is rich enough and thin enough, one can, indeed, time-travel.

bodreeyard

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:
Denton.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Is there some know of correlation between losing a massive amount of weight and looking about 25 years older than you actually are? (I'm looking at you Brill)

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> @LolCait: Yeah, but since Our Kris is usually photographed making those ridiculous faux-gang symbols, you can probably omit every second and third letter.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: A real Laliberte email would read:

"Hi Nick I'm at the super uber dooper chic place with all the rainbows, you know it right? Anyway! TV is what everyone's talking about, even down at the Port Authority. "Beep boop teevee beep" is what those people are saying. I don't know about any reality show! What does that even mean?? Can eyelids itch on the insides? Oh look, a bagel. Kristian out. PS I found the cat. It was in the hamper like I thought."

He and Tinsley are very similar that way.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> On another note. What's with the ads disguised vaguely as posts. I thought there was a previous revolt on these sorts of things.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Who wrote that email for Laliberte? I could actually understand it.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[The Greatest Reality Show That Never Was]]> Doesn't this reality show thing take valuable time away from Kristian's international diplomacy activities?

The other douchebags in that photo prevent us from determining whether, as usual, Kristian looks stuffed into his clothes like an unpalatable sausage.

depardoo

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