<![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Thu, 01 May 2008 08:51:07 EDT Thu, 01 May 2008 08:51:07 EDT http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c5470161 @mitchel_stevens: Same shock. Those spinning screen caps are a "select scene" menu. WRONG WRONG WRONG.

AND he wasn't a REAL jet pilot. that's makebelieve.

RuperttheBear Αλφα και το Ω

]]> 7:5003867:c5470161 Thu, 01 May 2008 08:51:07 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4912495 Scientology, shmientology! Thetans, shmetans! (Every single one of us : the Devil inside!) Is this really any stranger than any other religion? And what's news here. We've seen those dance moves before and we already knew he couldn't sing. The fact that he is very high up (possibly) in the hierarchy of a religion (social club) that was invented by a science fiction writer, one you have to spend a lot of money to get anywhere in (how is that different than anything else) and one that a lot of other people with whom he has to work with is, well, vvery Hollywood. And besides, he, well.. uhhh..... What was I saying? I think I was talking about something irrelevant. Oh well, moving on...

Miami_Mike

]]> 7:5003867:c4912495 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:43:29 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4903496 Soooo...am I the only one who just saw a video of a guy at a (albeit elaborate) birthday party? I'm no fan of Scientology, but I don't seen Tom being any more goofy here than I think most of us would be at a party. I know I've done much worse with much less provocation. It's basically karaoke.

Did I blink and miss the Scientology screed or his railing against psychiatric medicine?

/shrug

Kiamat

]]> 7:5003867:c4903496 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:31:40 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4733617 You know, cheesy and extravagant. This is a church with nonprofit status? Kind of like our government spending our taxes on whatever they want, huh?

globalvoyeur

]]> 7:5003867:c4733617 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:56:21 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4732976 Cheese is the word that comes to mind.

I'm tired of saying he's nuts and being mean to people all the time. Scientology does flip me out because of the mind games and because of the cult type atmosphere but whatever...we have to start being a little less cruel as people.

With that having been said, what about the tighty whitey T that the head of Scientology is wearing? Isn't that WeHo attire?

globalvoyeur

]]> 7:5003867:c4732976 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:33:19 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4731898 Kaehoku-Funny comment!
Was that Xenu on lead guitar?

Kdoggy

]]> 7:5003867:c4731898 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:53:09 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4727994 What's better than Tom Cruise's birthday party with the Scientologists? The comments about it on Gawker.

cheesebubble

]]> 7:5003867:c4727994 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:07:37 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4727186 Oh the humanity...Synchronized. Air. Guitar.

lowest99

]]> 7:5003867:c4727186 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:48:47 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4727110 L. Ron was a genius at influencing people. I can't can't even get my fucking kid to mow the lawn.

Cell9song

]]> 7:5003867:c4727110 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:26:49 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4726497 white people behaving scarily...very scarily

geerays

]]> 7:5003867:c4726497 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:17:20 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4726050 wow tom nice one.

sarahm

]]> 7:5003867:c4726050 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:55:30 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4723370 I wonder how Scientology parishoners feel about their hard-earned donations being spent on this. I highly doubt Miscavige paid of it out of his own pocket.

Jesus, look how uncomfortable boy-toy Miscavige looks. He's like, "Can't... hold... smile... much... longer!" I bet he went back in his room afterwards, and his smile totally collapsed, and he just lay on his bed panting and rubbing his cheek muscles.

Jessicab

]]> 7:5003867:c4723370 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:22:09 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4723201 the scientology bar mitzvah!

twigster

]]> 7:5003867:c4723201 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:13:06 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4723017 I've watched this four times already. The people sitting around him are so incredibly fascinating.

I don't think lottery winners even whoop and holler like that.

Snarky1

]]> 7:5003867:c4723017 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:06:27 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4722584 Call me a weirdo, but he actually looks like he's having fun. Good for him. Even weirdos get to have fun.

atomicgal

]]> 7:5003867:c4722584 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:06:53 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4721871 oh yeah, he dances like a white boy too.

chuchobaby

]]> 7:5003867:c4721871 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:25:28 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4721868 batshit crazy and awful 80's music. can i erase that decade from my life? please?

chuchobaby

]]> 7:5003867:c4721868 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:24:46 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4721285 Is that Joe Satriani? How the guitar heroes of yore have fallen.

GordonMatta-Gekko

]]> 7:5003867:c4721285 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:25:13 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4720332 Folks, stop asking where Katie is in the video, as this event is clearly stated as having taken place in 2004.

That's well before she became sucked into her current life as the brainwashed spouse of a completely delusional, closeted, egomaniacal douchebag.

Snarky1

]]> 7:5003867:c4720332 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:19:58 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4719127 So if the CO$ spends $150,000 for Tom's birthday, how much do they spend on other parishioners?

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> 7:5003867:c4719127 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:35:34 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4718953 I second the barf in the mouth. I think I'll go get a mint and forget this exists.

goodcheapfun

]]> 7:5003867:c4718953 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:44:26 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4718404 Note to self, Tom : six "ever"s is too much. Less is more.

fishwife

]]> 7:5003867:c4718404 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:06:10 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4718364 @Breamworthy: Scientology Comment Breamworthy Wrote: "This is what I don't understand about Tom Cruise and Scientology. In cults, it's usually important to step back and let the leader be all god-like and important. Tom Cruise is so desperate to be the centre of attention that he can't let anyone else be in the spotlight for a second - he even feels compelled to take over from the singer, even though he's not a singer himself. It's hard to picture someone so self-centred having any role in a cult other than that of the leader." James Replies: It is a common misconception that Scientology is a cult. In fact, Scientology is little more than an old fashioned pyramid scheme. The 'church' depends on star power to bring an continuous stream of new suckers in who will keep the pyramid afloat by paying for all of the lower levels of the process(What the church refers to as technology). They have to keep the stars happy. Were scientology actually a cult, Cruise would have long ago turned over all his worldly possessions and material goods and devoted his life to whatever 'leader' held sway. People toss around the term cult way to easily, especially when 'scam' would serve much better. In the end Scientology offers the same truth that is readily available to anyone, that if we believe in ourselves and our own abilities, and we happen to be fortunate enough to be prepared and capable when opportunity knocks, we are likely to succeed in our lives. What they cannot offer is the same thing that no religion, cult, or scam can offer, an answer to the question of why bad things happen to good people. The answer being, of course, that bad things just happen. And there is not a damn thing we can do about it. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping

ShrivalliAnya

]]> 7:5003867:c4718364 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:37:02 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4718088 Watching this made me so uncomfortable, I actually started to perspire a little bit.

In an instant, it became patently clear to me that Tom's lover is the tightly tee-shirted man next to him - is that Miscavage?...Yeah, the knowing looks of adoration are a dead giveaway.

It's a crazy ship of fools, alright...

Whinemaker

]]> 7:5003867:c4718088 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:37:26 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4717778 The secret exposed!

+ Watch video

WildWildEast

]]> 7:5003867:c4717778 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:33:40 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4717775 tom cruise, i want to get high with you

punchyourself

]]> 7:5003867:c4717775 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:33:23 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4716832 @walterny:
The video is from 2004. His 2008 birthday party will take place on the the Scientology mothership in the Galactic Confederacy. Didn't you get your invite?

sweet_baboo

]]> 7:5003867:c4716832 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:02:06 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4716769 So how many of his earth years are we celebrating?

Cordier

]]> 7:5003867:c4716769 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:56:45 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4716214 @CuffLinks: If it was rehearsed, wouldn't it have been a little bit better?

Jim Treacher

]]> 7:5003867:c4716214 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:04:27 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4716021 Wouldn't you grow tired of hearing your own movie theme songs over and over again? Like seriously, hearing the MI theme song over and over again would be enough to drive anyone batshitinsane. I wonder if there are full time bass and guitar playing Scientologists whose only mission is to be on call to play the theme songs from Top Gun and MI when he walks into a room.

Beelzebubbles

]]> 7:5003867:c4716021 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:45:25 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4715516 The band was huge and there were back up dancers! And that duet Tom was doing with that woman was so rehearsed. But they were trying to pass it off as this spontaneous "wow I just LOVE Tom" moment...like it was the traffic jam scene in the movie "Fame".

CuffLinks

]]> 7:5003867:c4715516 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:55:22 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4715172 And these people think they'll take over the world someday?

BluntObjects

]]> 7:5003867:c4715172 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:23:45 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4715063 Did anyone else get the feeling that the band was playing like their life depended on it? Like if they missed one beat or one note that Xenu would tell the gathered Scientologists to throw them overboard to release their "thetans."

IronSheik

]]> 7:5003867:c4715063 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:12:25 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4715012 lol the interpretive dance to MI theme was just horrible.

MyEasyTV

]]> 7:5003867:c4715012 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:08:24 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4714869 I expected to see more disturbing, culty scientology stuff. I have made a WAY bigger ass of myself on my birthdays. This was just a very rich, nearly middle aged guy having a birthday party. The most disturbing thing was Miscavige's T-shirt.

dawngawk

]]> 7:5003867:c4714869 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:52:50 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4714733 Except that Cruise's birthday is on Juy 3rd so what birthday is this being it's just March?

walterny

]]> 7:5003867:c4714733 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:37:02 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4714563 This is like my sixth birthday party, except the movies behind the polka band were black and white films from the 1930's and so obviously bluescreened the you could see my mom's arms moving once in a while when she went to cup her hands over her ears yelling, "NO MORE FUCKING ACCORDION!!!"

In Other News...

]]> 7:5003867:c4714563 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:18:18 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4714207 And what a lovely coincidence that this video was released at the same time they're celebrating Hubbard's birthday.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> 7:5003867:c4714207 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:46:27 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4714183 I dance better than Tom, and I'm a straight white guy!
Just sayin'.

dezeinstein

]]> 7:5003867:c4714183 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:43:56 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4714181 What are their official theological views on things like, say, poop?

Watching these people leads me to believe they're the type who've got significant poop insights. I just feel that.

mothrafairy

]]> 7:5003867:c4714181 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:43:36 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713943 I think Tom has gone too far this time. When HRH returns to Earth from planet Neptune, returns to the helm and sees that Tom is stealing his position as Admiral Level OT he will have him and his designer-lycra-blend-T-shirted sycophants relegated to the air duct vents aboard his seagoing Scientology headquarters vessal.

uncle_wiggly

]]> 7:5003867:c4713943 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:25:47 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713799 @upperwest: Anyone who's reached the status of Operating Thetan 7 can do splits, you silly suppressive person.

drugman

]]> 7:5003867:c4713799 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:13:27 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713709 If this video is circa 2004, Katie was still a normal and scientology free young lass. Wasn't Tommy with Sophia Verga then?

Oh, but 2005 was a different story for young Kate...

Oh, I wonder if she wishes she could go back in time.

yoda

]]> 7:5003867:c4713709 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:07:11 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713575 I was expecting him to perform fellatio on a dead goat and all I got was Tom being. . . Tom.

dumbwater

]]> 7:5003867:c4713575 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:57:51 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713466 I agree, he's nutty as a fruit cake, but I can't help but be impressed that a 45 year old man can do the splits!

upperwest

]]> 7:5003867:c4713466 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:51:27 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713440 WTF? I was told there would be cake... instead I get old white men having some sort of fit. Grand Mal?? Possibly. Pathetic? Definetly.

Tom Cruise being sane. Lies.

Andyourlittledogtoo

]]> 7:5003867:c4713440 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:49:38 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713389 the saddest thing about this is that tom cruise seems to have a good heart. it's just that crazy brain of his...and those feet

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> 7:5003867:c4713389 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:46:07 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713165 @Kaehoku: Only when you reach that special nutter butter level.

Word salad

]]> 7:5003867:c4713165 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:31:30 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4713104 Maybe the big smile is because he just got F'd by Gene Simmons. A little anti Scientology injection?

gawkervoyeur

]]> 7:5003867:c4713104 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:29:03 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4712788 I had a dream the other night that Tom Cruise was poking my gums with chop sticks then making me wear them like walrus tusks. I woke up thinking "God, that Tom Cruise is a freaking weirdo."

ethel-egg-nog

]]> 7:5003867:c4712788 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:12:52 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4712709 I feel for the guy on the far end (right side) that obviously can't wait to sit down but won't do it until Tom starts to sit down first.

Watch as Tom starts to sit, but then fakes the guy out forcing the guy to pop back up, too.

I guess there must be some sort of retribution if any follower dares to sit down ahead of the new Jesus.

bornveryold

]]> 7:5003867:c4712709 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:09:20 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4712587 This video reveals the truth has been suppressed for over 50 years: Scientologists can't dance.

malco23

]]> 7:5003867:c4712587 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:03:58 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4712411 No one seems to love to laugh quite like ol Tom

Zulkey

]]> 7:5003867:c4712411 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:56:25 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4711991 Can we get Harper's to send David Foster Wallace to live on this cruise ship for a week?

Meg Marco

]]> 7:5003867:c4711991 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:35:10 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4711896 His emphatic clapping is almost as bad as his emphatic laughing. And I am not relieved by the notion of a whole posse of fascists cut in the mold of yesteryear's Jack LaLanne. Yeek.

Bellegazelle

]]> 7:5003867:c4711896 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:30:37 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4711610 Tom seems quite normal in a room full of crazy Scientologists.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> 7:5003867:c4711610 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:17:50 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4711283 I love how BLOWN AWAY(!!!!!!) Tom's front row BFFs are by everything happening on stage. Taking cues from his reactions and magnifying them even further beyond manic. He sits, they sit. He claps, they clap. He laughs, they burst into hysterics. Mmm, that's good culting.

chickenpotpy

]]> 7:5003867:c4711283 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:02:56 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4711191 Somebody needs tell Miscavige that he is most definitely not Iceman, so he should not try to dress like him.

theblues

]]> 7:5003867:c4711191 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:59:41 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4710903 @Cheap Shot: It looked like this:

+ Watch video

Unfun

]]> 7:5003867:c4710903 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:48:23 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4710735 Obviously, Nick doesn't get paid by the paragraph break. Take a breath, dude!

Jim Treacher

]]> 7:5003867:c4710735 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:42:23 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4710521 @Cheap Shot: That came later. He went behind the bar and performed some "Cocktail" era bottle-throwing drinks-pouring shenanigans and the crowd went INSANE. A few people went into cardiac arrest and dropped dead from excitement.

Unfun

]]> 7:5003867:c4710521 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:33:48 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4710491 I wouldn't be able to dive off of that boat quickly enough.

strangeffect

]]> 7:5003867:c4710491 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:32:19 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4710175 That this group was able to strong-arm the IRS into granting them tax-exempt status speaks volumes about how ruthless, relentless, powerful and crazy they are.

That they have focused their proselytizing on the under-educated, ego damaged denizens of Hollyweird is a testament to their almost genius marketing skills.

Having said that, I challenge anyone to read Dianetics and not utter several "What the fucks!?" within the first ~50 pages.

McCheeburger

]]> 7:5003867:c4710175 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:20:53 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709878 @Annalee Newitz: Hi Annalee! Is it cross-posting Friday or what?

Everybody read Annalee - she great. That is all.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:5003867:c4709878 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:09:32 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709765 My eyes.

pooks

]]> 7:5003867:c4709765 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:05:00 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709741 I'd send this to Hot Chicks with Douchebags but I didn't see any hot chicks.

twoeightnine

]]> 7:5003867:c4709741 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:04:00 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709685 Hey everyone, I just signed up for Scientology and I can now Levitate. It's a pretty cool power for a Level 1 Scientologist like me. At level 2 I get Frost Trap so looking forward to that.

finwar

]]> 7:5003867:c4709685 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:01:59 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709664 Is there a patented bend-at-the-knees-lean-back-clap-and-overlaugh move that scientologists are all taught before they can attend a party?

Kaehoku

]]> 7:5003867:c4709664 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:01:17 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709602 Ugh. Back to the loch with you, Nessie. And could David Miscavige's (SIC) shirt BE any tighter?

DoNotStalk

]]> 7:5003867:c4709602 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:59:26 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709557 I didn't think it was physically possible, but I do believe Miscavage is actually SHORTER than Cruise. They need to get rid of their short thetans. Or their Napoleon complexes. One of the two.

cozymoses

]]> 7:5003867:c4709557 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:57:56 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709554 @wayrad: okay, good, so it wasn't just me hearing trash can noises.

@Pesquyist: I'd make fun of you if it weren't for me being nearly won over by that split myself.

brechtgirl

]]> 7:5003867:c4709554 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:57:54 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709536 No Cocktail tribute?

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:5003867:c4709536 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:57:31 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709482 Cruises cruises on cruise.

HiredGoons

]]> 7:5003867:c4709482 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:55:40 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709475 To get that excited over a medley of your theme songs ... impressive. In a bizarre, awkward, creepy way. He really is a good actor.

ChanRasit

]]> 7:5003867:c4709475 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:55:20 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709434 The scariest, scariest, scariest, scariest birthday I have ever seen. Why doesn't he just do that routine from Magnolia? You've got to RESPECT the COCK!

Annalee Newitz

]]> 7:5003867:c4709434 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:53:48 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709397 @Claystil: I almost just got fired. I tried to play off my falling off my chair into that I was doing pushups to try and improve my productivity, but I don't think they bought it.

DoNotStalk

]]> 7:5003867:c4709397 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:52:44 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709231 Most guys celebrate their birthday by having a few too many drinks, eating some chicken wings, groping the wife or girlfriend and then passing out. Tom celebrates by dancing awkwardly to music played by Dave Koz and singing a duet with Chaka Kahn! Katie wasn't there because she was embarrassed!

GettinSome

]]> 7:5003867:c4709231 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:46:22 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709149 @Ben Popken: Don't bring Iceman into this. Val Kilmer is doing Hollyweird eccentric the good, old-fashioned way: without the aid of cultish pseudoreligions, thank you very much!

Furious George

]]> 7:5003867:c4709149 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:43:42 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709140 holy xenu, a room full of tom cruise lovers, but surely no one loves tom cruise more than tom cruise.

ascotchinmyhand

]]> 7:5003867:c4709140 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:43:23 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709051 Ya know, in a weird way I am glad Tom is the Scientology psycho that he is. Someone that is so high profile and batshit crazy at the same time is doing TONS to hasten the demise of this fucking wacko cult.

GOOOOOO TOM GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Road_Rash

]]> 7:5003867:c4709051 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:36 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4709017 Top Finger Guns!

JaneBadall

]]> 7:5003867:c4709017 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:38:38 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708968 This video would be better if it contained identifiably Scientologist iconography. Other than that, all I have to say is, "Iceman."

Ben Popken

]]> 7:5003867:c4708968 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:36:53 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708923 @elle84: Good one.

Unfun

]]> 7:5003867:c4708923 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:35:24 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708851 For HIS birthday, Travolta only gets a ride in a paddleboat with Miscavege's assistant and an iPod downloaded with all the film's he's "allegedly" turned down over the years--"Officer and a Gentleman," "American Gigolo," "Splash," "Forrest Gump," etc.

LATTEFACTOR

]]> 7:5003867:c4708851 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:32:58 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708824 Watching that made me sweat profusely.

VirusWithShoes

]]> 7:5003867:c4708824 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:31:51 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708797 The Scientologists do not approve of Mr. Cruise's sweeping sweatstains.

Pepper Leach

]]> 7:5003867:c4708797 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:31:10 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708764 Is that this year? Where's the Robo-Katie and the wedding ring?

IMDB lists his BD as July 3, 1962.

@Ummwhat, that's what plays when they have sex

strega

]]> 7:5003867:c4708764 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:29:52 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708752 Napoleon Dynamite he is not.

Blujai

]]> 7:5003867:c4708752 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:29:28 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708654 This is the most costly + squarest celebration I have ever seen.

cinemaddict

]]> 7:5003867:c4708654 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:25:53 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708573 @Ummwhat: Naive.

sexydecoy

]]> 7:5003867:c4708573 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:22:42 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708534 Is it me, or does Tom Cruise joining in on "Old Time Rock'n'Roll" sound a little like "Puttin' on the Ritz" from "Young Frankenstein"?

LATTEFACTOR

]]> 7:5003867:c4708534 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:21:29 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708510 Do you think Tom makes Katie do it to the Mission Impossible theme or I am just incredibly naive to think that they do it?

Ummwhat

]]> 7:5003867:c4708510 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:20:43 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708361 The only thing that exceeds how fucking weird this is is how fucking lame it is. Watching clips of yourself while a band plays music from movies you were in...that's your best birthday ever?

Also, I'm assuming this is from spouseless dateless time, pre-Katie. And the tiny muscled man in a tight white t-shirt is Scientology head David Miscavige, Tom's bestest friend.

Creeeeeeeeeeepy.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> 7:5003867:c4708361 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:15:26 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708271 i think i just found the theme for my next birthday party...

silkyjumbo

]]> 7:5003867:c4708271 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:11:42 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4708145 this isn't stuff white people like

BalknChain

]]> 7:5003867:c4708145 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:07:30 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707914 See that little dude standing next to him him the white t-shirt? I think that's his boyfriend. :) Adorable.

triggerhappy

]]> 7:5003867:c4707914 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:00:25 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707782 Gosh, I wonder how many people died in car accidents during that cruise because all the scientologists were at sea and nobody else could help them. How dare you, Tom Cruise?

elle84

]]> 7:5003867:c4707782 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:57:09 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707658 i got a little confused during his speech at the end. i thought my computer had mysteriously trashed something without my knowledge...

Dr. Tobias Fünke

]]> 7:5003867:c4707658 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:53:13 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707657 "I don't know where I am right now." You and me both, brother. To that extent, I can relate.

Shemp Baldwin

]]> 7:5003867:c4707657 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:53:12 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707622 PARTY HARD

CumaeanSibyl

]]> 7:5003867:c4707622 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:52:15 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707564 You would think that for such a secretive organization, they wouldn't make all these ridiculous DVD's and videos. It's nice to see Tom's god complex is nice and healthy.

sexydecoy

]]> 7:5003867:c4707564 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:23 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707553 the only thing better than that video is a rolled quesadilla from the taco truck in soho!

the cajun boy

]]> 7:5003867:c4707553 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:10 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707494 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dr. Tobias Fünke

]]> 7:5003867:c4707494 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:48:23 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707307 @el smrtmnky:
At least there's skeeball at Chuck E. Cheese.


Sulky Girl

]]> 7:5003867:c4707307 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:42:14 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707303 Being a Gawker
When you see a Tom Cruise Scientology clip
It's not like anyone else
You see the clip
You know you need to comment on it
Because you know you are the only one who can really point out How batshit crazy he is.

@Furious George: Nice one.

8Millionth

]]> 7:5003867:c4707303 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:42:05 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707245 whats so crazy about going into hysterical fits of laughter upon hearing the top gun theme? or, breaking out the interpretative dance moves to the mission impossible theme? sounds totally sane to me.

oh, and who's the man-toy sitting next to tom with the tight black pants?

cloudgazer

]]> 7:5003867:c4707245 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:40:39 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707196 The five best moments from my gChat session which occurred as I was watching this:

5) Dude, Miscavige is buff!
4) Holy shit, he's SINGING
3) I think that's an L. Ron impersonator in the final seconds, right side of the screen
2) He just did the worm. Wow.
1) Where's Katie, btw. WHERE'S KATIE?!?!?!?!

Double Banger

]]> 7:5003867:c4707196 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:39:35 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707151 @Dave J.: And now I know why Tom is such a dedicated member..

janesays

]]> 7:5003867:c4707151 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:38:02 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707127 oh my god, there's interpretive dance. I have the worst agita ever.

the supergoddess

]]> 7:5003867:c4707127 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:37:33 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707113 @Miss Cast: I was wondering that too!

janesays

]]> 7:5003867:c4707113 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:37:19 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707102 @blackbirdfly: And you CAN know -- for just a $3,500 introductory package, you too can gain insight on the meniacal laughter that is Tom Cruise.

janesays

]]> 7:5003867:c4707102 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:56 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707082 @blackbirdfly: we all deal with grief in different ways. For a time Mav was shacked up with Iceman, but two tops...? Yeah, it didn't work out. So, Iceman got back together with Wolfman.

crooked_teeth

]]> 7:5003867:c4707082 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:23 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707043 @hugomania:
We must assume that his dear wife Katie had to be placed into the reprogramming mode back at the Stepford Men's Club.
It's also probably a good time to artificially inseminate her to gestate the next $cientology Messiah!

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> 7:5003867:c4707043 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:34:57 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4707007 I thought the other video was disturbing - this one not so much. He just seemed happy and like he was having a good drunken time on a cruise ship.

zephyr_words

]]> 7:5003867:c4707007 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:33:31 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706950 Clearly, the man is drunk. It's his only excuse. Oh, wait....

redphone2

]]> 7:5003867:c4706950 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:31:03 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706941 @crooked_teeth: Well, neither have I. Neither. Have. I.

blackbirdfly

]]> 7:5003867:c4706941 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:30:46 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706932 @hugomania: She was scheduled for an automatic update and no one could get a hold of anyone at tech support to reschedule. Sometimes it sucks being a cyborg.

jodyleek

]]> 7:5003867:c4706932 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:30:26 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706893 @janesays: David Miscavige, head of the church.

Dave J.

]]> 7:5003867:c4706893 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:28:59 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706888 This is what I don't understand about Tom Cruise and Scientology. In cults, it's usually important to step back and let the leader be all god-like and important. Tom Cruise is so desperate to be the centre of attention that he can't let anyone else be in the spotlight for a second - he even feels compelled to take over from the singer, even though he's not a singer himself. It's hard to picture someone so self-centred having any role in a cult other than that of the leader.

Breamworthy

]]> 7:5003867:c4706888 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:28:43 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706838 He doesn't have an official position with Scientology but they throw him his "best ever" birthday party? I would imagine it was another Scientologist's birthday that day, did they rent a ship, a band, a singer, and have a couple hundred people celebrate THAT person? His visibility obviously has done much for their church, but to deny he doesn't have a special position in their church and then throw him a bash like this is rather silly. I don't care what Scientologists do to shut people up, they will never get people to see that they are legitimate.

Superstarsteve

]]> 7:5003867:c4706838 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:27:09 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706817 And look! There's Anthony Edwards ... busing tables.

Suss--

]]> 7:5003867:c4706817 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:26:35 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706789 @Claystil: that was later on the poop deck

el smrtmnky

]]> 7:5003867:c4706789 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:25:39 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706732 So... who is that studly young man that walks in with him?

janesays

]]> 7:5003867:c4706732 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:23:54 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706727 Can't...wait...until...Cruise takes over the CO$. Going to be the best ever, ever, ever and I mean ever!

sadclown

]]> 7:5003867:c4706727 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:23:46 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706722 Was anyone else expecting Enya to come out there and do the theme song from "Far and Away"?

Dave J.

]]> 7:5003867:c4706722 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:23:39 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706694 @PickleTitsTurner: his birthday is july 3rd so we know she hasn't runaway. yet. so. where is she?

phantom lady

]]> 7:5003867:c4706694 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:23:04 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706653 If that's what 'clear' looks like, I'm keeping my body thetans nice and close

James Tiberius Quirk

]]> 7:5003867:c4706653 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:21:53 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706596 @blackbirdfly: He never truly recovered from the loss of Goose.

crooked_teeth

]]> 7:5003867:c4706596 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:20:25 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706574 Oh this man gives me the willies.

Her_royal_Highness

]]> 7:5003867:c4706574 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:19:46 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706570 um. for one brief but certain moment, when he dropped that first split, i thought to myself, "Tom Cruise is really sexy." Now I understand what happened to Katie...

Pesquyist

]]> 7:5003867:c4706570 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:19:40 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706532 i honestly don't even understand.

brownham

]]> 7:5003867:c4706532 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:18:42 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706466 Jesus, how tall is Miscavige?

Dave J.

]]> 7:5003867:c4706466 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:37 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706447 It looks like every other cheesy live show on a cruise ship. But why is everyone dressed so badly?

Miss Cast

]]> 7:5003867:c4706447 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:08 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706439 Oh, I so want K-Tel to do my birthday party!

KarenUhOh

]]> 7:5003867:c4706439 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:55 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706435

Just take those old records off the shelf!

PS - I'm reading a great book about conspracies within NASA. Aparently L.Ron Hubby was tight with Aleister Crowley through the co-founder of Jet Propulsion Laboratories, Jack Parsons. In a nutshell, Jack Parsons used to tear the back out of the woman that Hubbard would later marry. The were all a bunch of wife-swapping wiccans! (okay, not really wiccans, but i wanted some onomatopoeic effect).



riskybusiness

]]> 7:5003867:c4706435 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:42 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706428 @Furious George: oh come now, you're not a nobody! you're a star commenter on gawker!

the supergoddess

]]> 7:5003867:c4706428 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:34 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706412 @Claystil: now if they'd found a way to get Berlin back together THAT would have been a party.

crooked_teeth

]]> 7:5003867:c4706412 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:03 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706404 What is he laughing at? Really? What? I need to know.

blackbirdfly

]]> 7:5003867:c4706404 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:14:50 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706400 it's like watching a kid with downs at chuck e cheese celebrate his bday

el smrtmnky

]]> 7:5003867:c4706400 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:14:45 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706361 This is the reason Tom Cruise has not , and never will appear in a comedy film.He has absolutely nada, no, not even a bit, not even a kind of, sense of humour.If he did he'd realise he was in fact attending a middle-aged Guido's bar mitzvah which is in turn only attended by sophisticated butch lesbians in white trouser suits.Who have horrific taste in music.And like hosting events in revamped spaceships bought from the Area 51 hangar with vast amounts of Scientology money.

Calraigh

]]> 7:5003867:c4706361 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:13:09 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706358 I feel like there are only two states I see this guy in anymore- either violently happy or hopping mad.

saltwatertaffy

]]> 7:5003867:c4706358 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:13:02 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706357 What? No Kenny Loggins' "Playing with the Boys?"

Claystil

]]> 7:5003867:c4706357 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:12:59 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706300 I'm honestly beginning to feel bad for Tom. In that kinda awkward, drama club kid who just needs some love. It would be a lot easier to find said love if he, say, just came out already.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> 7:5003867:c4706300 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:11:15 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706279 You know, that Steve Stevens Top Gun riff never fails to make me want to give a Russian the finger.

The Cooler

]]> 7:5003867:c4706279 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:10:35 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706271 @Furious George:

I'll be extra careful next time I get transferred to Tech Support, Level Upper Operating Thetan ...

DonLaFontaine

]]> 7:5003867:c4706271 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:10:12 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706246 You can tell he really feels uncomfortable under the glare. Poor guy.

Unfun

]]> 7:5003867:c4706246 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:09:30 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706211 I don't think this is so over the top. Look at the birthday party Christians throw for Jesus every year. And he wasn't even IN Top Gun.

notsofresh

]]> 7:5003867:c4706211 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:08:19 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706205 You ever notice that white mega-star cult members be all dancin like this, but black mega-star cult members . . .

DavidWatts

]]> 7:5003867:c4706205 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:07:59 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706191 wait, this confirms my belief that denton is secretly a /b/-tard. just...a successful one.

mitchel_stevens

]]> 7:5003867:c4706191 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:07:36 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706160 FYE -- Ethan Hunt: There is a mole inside the Scientology sect providing embarrassing videos of you to Gawker head, Nick Denton. Your mission -- if you choose to accept -- infiltrate Denton's gang of nefarious snarksters as a commenter, gain his trust, and determine the identity of the mole. You are to contact a self-obsessed blogger, codename: JA. She will lead you straight to him. This message will self-destruct...

crooked_teeth

]]> 7:5003867:c4706160 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:06:40 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706151 You have to admit those crazy Scientologists really know how to party!

Nic Fit

]]> 7:5003867:c4706151 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:06:28 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706135 @DonLaFontaine: Don't you mean "Tech Support?"

Furious George

]]> 7:5003867:c4706135 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:05:57 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706113 I will never bet against the house of Denton. Nicely done, Nick.

karion

]]> 7:5003867:c4706113 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:05:13 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706095 For the love of Xenu...

Tom Cruise sings as well as he acts.

jodyleek

]]> 7:5003867:c4706095 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:04:35 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706085 it's a dvd. holy fuck.

mitchel_stevens

]]> 7:5003867:c4706085 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:04:12 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706054 I somewhat expected him to start yelling "Developers, Developers, Developers" mid way through the clip ...

DonLaFontaine

]]> 7:5003867:c4706054 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:03:10 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706041 @Furious George: forreal. i'm cringing so hard it fucking hurts. this isn't even fun to make fun of anymore.

minou

]]> 7:5003867:c4706041 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:02:35 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706014 You've lost that sane feeling. Oh-oh that sane feeling.

scroll_lock

]]> 7:5003867:c4706014 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:01:27 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706007 I hate.

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> 7:5003867:c4706007 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:01:14 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4706006 Who knows? We can only hope, though, that she's out of Los Angeles, has dyed her and her child's hair, and is now living under an assumed name, moving from one small Midwestern town to the next when COS's agents start closing in.@hugomania:

PickleTitsTurner

]]> 7:5003867:c4706006 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:01:12 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4705964 Tom Cruise's Insane Scientology Birthday Party Video

[digg.com]

blakeley

]]> 7:5003867:c4705964 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:59:52 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4705954 barf. in. the. mouth.

Darth Funk

]]> 7:5003867:c4705954 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:59:37 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4705919 Are you sure that took place on a cruise ship and not inside the Thetan-free chamber that is Tom Cruise's ego? That was maybe the best thing I've seen this week. Speech! Speech!

PickleTitsTurner

]]> 7:5003867:c4705919 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:58:33 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4705907 This will NEVER get old, and easily trumps the Scientology video as proof that Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.

JDel

]]> 7:5003867:c4705907 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:58:16 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4705847 I never thought it would be possible to say this, but Tom Cruise is a genius. Somehow he has convinced me, a total nobody, to feel genuinely sorry for the world's richest and most successful movie star in history.

Furious George

]]> 7:5003867:c4705847 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:56:15 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4705843 where's katie?

hugomania

]]> 7:5003867:c4705843 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:56:01 EDT <![CDATA[Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise]]> http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise#c4705725 Sweet Georgia Brown is that man nutty.

LolCait

]]> 7:5003867:c4705725 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:52:12 EDT