'Kristen' In Girl-Near-Girl Video Action - Gawker Comments

'Kristen' In Girl-Near-Girl Video Action

LeGagneur — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:46:28 EDT

Man, this "N" person is getting PAID today.
Can we really be sure that this is Kristen, though?

LeGagneur

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TripMcCane — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:59:51 EDT

"Incidentally, this is a sign of a new era in trashy journalism. Ashley has left a much wider trail, in web pages, amateur music, and video footage, than characters in the sex scandals of earlier decades."

Nick Denton, Sociologist To The Stars

(Well, I guess now that Emily's gone somebody has to be the brains of the operation.)

TripMcCane

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Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:15:27 EDT

@Furious George: We told them a million times to put Spinal Tap first and Puppet Show last.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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VirusWithShoes — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:12:21 EDT

@belltolls: There's nude pics of David Paterson already? Well done, Denton.

VirusWithShoes

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belltolls — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:19:52 EDT

What I want to know is why are all the nudie pics of my new favorite person in the world over on Wonkette?

belltolls

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Malegirdle — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:36:38 EDT

now i get why this is confusing me: does this mean that every cute girl who was all in da club when I was going out was actually a prostitute? that would have saved me an awful lot of time and cocaine.

Malegirdle

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VirusWithShoes — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:35:02 EDT

@Unfun: New York's done him a world of good.

VirusWithShoes

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Unfun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:12:55 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Well he must be special to get you to agree with me. I know how you feel about Englishmen.

Unfun

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tigerpop — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:12:50 EDT

It's obvious they're dancing to "What We Want." That explains why they start cracking up 15 seconds in.

tigerpop

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Furious George — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:05:27 EDT

@belltolls: Thank you! My guidance counselor always used to tell me I was "severely artistic." But he was from Jersey, so he'd always say it really funny!

Furious George

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belltolls — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:00:50 EDT

@Furious George: I am not given to sycophantism, but you young fellow are an artist.

belltolls

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VirusWithShoes — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:00:46 EDT

@Unfun: Agreed. Although he was indirectly responsible for bringing us together, so he gets a pass for most things.

VirusWithShoes

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Furious George — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:56:54 EDT

@belltolls: I'm not sure. I just walk into the emergency room every now and then and announce that my chest feels heavy and I can't feel my left arm. That's how you get the good stuff!

Furious George

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Malegirdle — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:56:24 EDT

fine, but you know that in three years we'll be watching the VH-1 reality series Hook-her Up: Can Ashley Find Love in a House Full of Johns?

Malegirdle

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:53:09 EDT

@Don Is: Creepy but charming is the act I've been trying to hone my entire life. Glad to meet a fellow-traveller.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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the supergoddess — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:50:47 EDT

@Nick Denton: now my feelings are hurt, mr. denton. you respond to that trollop moneyries and not me? I SAID I DISLIKE BEING IGNORED. plus, you still haven't thanked me properly for getting everyone to call you mister denton. humph! maybe I don't wanna be head intern anymore! maybe I'll go to radar! (omigod no I didn't mean it don't look at me like that I promise I'll never leave you mr. denton noooooo!!!!)

the supergoddess

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belltolls — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:49:03 EDT

@Furious George: What drugs are you on? And will they make me funnier?

belltolls

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Unfun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:46:52 EDT

@Nick Denton: Sometimes you are adorable. Am I right people?

Unfun

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Furious George — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:46:04 EDT

@La Cieca: Speak for yourself, goodwife La Cieca. I recall a most diverting puppet show in Boston, in which young Abigail Adams was given quite the send-up for her cheek! That'll show her to flash ankle in a house of worship! Ha ha!

Furious George

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belltolls — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:45:15 EDT

Not to worry. I will bet there is a lot more where this didn't come from.

belltolls

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Don Is — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:41:36 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I was going for creepy but charming, but I guess disgusting will have to do.

Don Is

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Tammany_Fall — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:41:28 EDT

@the supergoddess:
Mrrrmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmppphhhhhmmmoooo. (Translation: "And I can't reply to you because you're sitting on my face.")

Tammany_Fall

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Nick Denton — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:40:46 EDT

@moneyries: Okay, you're right. I meant to be ironic, rather than deceptive. Didn't come across. I've changed the headline. Girl-Near-Girl Video Action. That's better.

Nick Denton

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NewRider — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:40:28 EDT

Gawker is using this girl's likeness and story for the sake of more page views and in turn, increased ad revenue. Incredible. With all that she's been through you guys can't resist pimping her out even more. Will Gawker be there after the nation moves on to the next scandal, after she has coked through all her Penthouse and book advance money and she's back slinging ass on the street? I don't think so. You people make me sick.

NewRider

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VirusWithShoes — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:38 EDT

I guess Fleshbot originally rejected this footage, and it ended up here. I've seen sexier footage on the main page of Yahoo!.

VirusWithShoes

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Don Is — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:38:43 EDT

@Don Is: Fuck. Fuck. *pleasured.

Don Is

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moneyries — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:35:46 EDT

Mr. Denton that is a pure example of a Bait-And-Switch hook. Shameful! The conduct in that video, meanwhile, isn't. Sadly.

moneyries

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:35:37 EDT

@Don Is: Alright. That's disgusting. Even for me.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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the supergoddess — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:34:35 EDT

@JMacNYC: @Don Is: awwww!

the supergoddess

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the supergoddess — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:31:44 EDT

@the cajun boy: yes please oh please! I presume you'll need a supergoddess primer?

likes: spankings, flayings, verbal abuse, black eyes, fishnets and pink sparkles!
dislikes: men who cry in bed, people who don't play my sexy reindeer games, being ignored.
@Tammany_Fall: what? I couldn't hear you - your thighs are clenched too tight around my skull!

the supergoddess

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Don Is — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:31:18 EDT

@the supergoddess: I am not ashamed to say that I have pleasures myself more than once while beholding that glimpse of nipple through your whiskey bottle. I thank you.

Don Is

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La Cieca — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:28:04 EDT

@Furious George: I think a more accurate description would be "Girl-in-proximity-to-girl-action," except I you need a less active word than "action."

I do think, however, that the "new era in trashy journalism" is deftly encapsulated by the medium of choice: embedded flash of a camcorder video of a cameraphone video. Certainly beats the old days when we all we had was 8mm film of hand puppet re-enactments.

La Cieca

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Tammany_Fall — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:26:36 EDT

@the supergoddess: Maybe we need to demonstrate for Mr. Denton what the "on" in "girl on girl" really means?

Tammany_Fall

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:25:46 EDT

When do we get to see her pap smear?

Chief Wahoo

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yourfriendandneighbor — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:22:18 EDT

Thanks for that Totally Safe For Work break.

yourfriendandneighbor

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Cheap Shot — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:18:53 EDT

I think they're dancing to Taylor Dayne's "Tell It To My Heart".

Cheap Shot

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Steverino — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:16:03 EDT

Right now, millions of MySpace users are watching and thinking "she's just like me."

Steverino

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iahuff — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:14:56 EDT

WTF, where's the "ASL" at?

iahuff

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the cajun boy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:11:55 EDT

@the supergoddess: we should totally hijack this thread and turn it our little sex chat room!

the cajun boy

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JMacNYC — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:11:40 EDT

@the supergoddess: I click your avatar every afternoon as it is....

JMacNYC

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SoftBeadySuedeShoes — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:09:35 EDT

Playing the video with Dancing Queen in the background did not make it any better. Actually, it made it much worse.

SoftBeadySuedeShoes

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the supergoddess — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:05:17 EDT

@Furious George: babylove, I just asked you to slap me in another thread. GIDDYUP!
@the cajun boy: oh honey, I know you've never @'d me before but you are familiar with my oeuvre, correct? if? come now. when.

the supergoddess

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Tippy and Bad Girl — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:01:42 EDT

For once, I wish 'd just been rickroll'd.

This sauce, it is weak.

Tippy and Bad Girl

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the cajun boy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:01:36 EDT

@the supergoddess: if we're gonna be DPing, i call dibs on the butt!

the cajun boy

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Kim Gordon's Panties — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:01:13 EDT

Foiled again by Gawker lies! Lies!

Kim Gordon's Panties

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Furious George — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:00:11 EDT

@the supergoddess: Zut alors!

Furious George

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the supergoddess — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:44 EDT

@Furious George: @the cajun boy: threesome? might as well make the most of this little game of mr. denton's.

the supergoddess

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koala325 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:39 EDT

@Macloserboy:
Ha!

koala325

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the cajun boy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:55:27 EDT

i had the bed covered in visqueen, my naked body soaked frim head to toe in baby oil, and was all ready to wank one furiously. instead, my cock just recoiled inward like a turtle does back into its shell.

nick, you're a gay, so you probably don't know what real "girl on girl" action is, so from here forward, just run them by me before you cockblock our masturbatory bliss once again.

the cajun boy

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Nard — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:53:42 EDT

[single tear of pride rolling down cheek]

I know of a state that's a perfect playland with white sandy beaches by the sea;
With fun-filled mountains, lakes and parks, and folks with hospitality;
With historic towns where battles were fought, and presidents have made their home;
It's called New Jersey, and I toast and tout it wherever I may roam. 'Cause . . .

First Chorus
I'M FROM NEW JERSEY and I'm proud about it, I love the Garden State.
I'M FROM NEW JERSEY and I want to shout it, I think it's simply great.
All of the other states throughout the nation may mean a lot to some;
But I wouldn't want another, Jersey is like no other, I'm glad that's where I'm from.

Second Chorus
If you want glamour, try Atlantic City or Wildwood by the sea;
Then there is Trenton, Princeton, and Fort Monmouth, they all made history.
Each little town has got that certain something, from High Point to Cape May;
And some place like Mantoloking, Phillipsburg, or Hoboken will steal your heart away.

Nard

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the supergoddess — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:53:09 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: honestly? no. I have whatever the lady equivalent of blue balls is. y'all are better off clicking my avatar if you need a friday afternoon pick me up.

the supergoddess

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:51:44 EDT

Also, Madame du Barry posted a bunch of salacious bikini pics on MonSpace.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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Tammany_Fall — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:57 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: It's more like "Girl-Near-Girl."

Tammany_Fall

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Macloserboy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:42 EDT

@koala325: But it wasted my time and made me nauseous like Cloverfield.

Macloserboy

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Alex Blagg — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:39 EDT

Before Spitzergate is all said and done, I suspect Gawker will have us BEGGING for the return of round-the-clock Allison coverage.

Alex Blagg

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Furious George — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:05 EDT

Dear Mr. Denton,

Please don't use phrases like "Girl-on-Girl Video Action" unless you plan to deliver.

Sincerely,
The Readership

Furious George

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:04 EDT

C'mon, Nick... You missed Eva Braun's "sexy fraulein dance" on DasVurTubes?

TheHonJudgeSmails

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TedSez — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:49:52 EDT

I think it's safe to say that Ashley has now created more value for the media than she ever earned on her own. But it's not exploitive if it's also promotional!

TedSez

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ExtraMayo — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:45:51 EDT

Yep, that's how my momma caught daddy's eye... dancing with her maid.

ExtraMayo

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Nic Fit — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:45:23 EDT

Can we include the phrase "troubled prostitute" in these posts?

Nic Fit

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fiveinchtaint — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:44:46 EDT

@the supergoddess: Is it not worth watching? I'm leaving it to your judgment. The title is a total tease, isn't it. Fuck.

fiveinchtaint

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the-cubicle-dweller — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:43:28 EDT

I really, really, really want to watch this.

"Oh, hi Mr. Human Resources Representative. You want me to step away from the computer?"

Crap, I'll see it at home.

the-cubicle-dweller

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SoftBeadySuedeShoes — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:42:45 EDT

I wish I knew what song they were grinding too. I'm going to put the dance re-mix of "Dancing Queen" on my stereo and watch it again.

SoftBeadySuedeShoes

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the supergoddess — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:42:22 EDT

mr. denton, I already apologized for questioning your wisdom in posting the emily brill photos. I took my lashings like a big girl. I even cut my own switch! must you continue to punish me? because it is terribly cruel of you to promise hot kristen girl-on-girl action and then provide absolutely no actual action whatsoever.

the supergoddess

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koala325 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:41:02 EDT

I don't remember this scene from Cloverfield.

koala325