<![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @ineffable.me: Brithey's performance at the VMA's on South Park was beyond hilarious.

BenderingTime

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> The south park episode aired last night. it was intense.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> "Computer: Arch!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @VoxPopuli: What are you talking about? Encino Man was brilliant!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> WHERE IS THIS THING???

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Oh man, did you just discover the mother lode?

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: My God! It's full of stars!

Bos'un's Mate

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Let's test Denton's honesty thusly:

Visit my blog!
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TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> The worst part is, she picked up the Brownish/Black Great Lash and meant to lift the True Black instead.

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @Theda_Bara: @BalknChain: CLICK HERE - Apparently you can create your own posts.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Oh, NM. I didn't see this comment until I posted.

Theda_Bara

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @BabsieT: Lots of people get married a second time.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: huh, wonder what it's for?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Hey, do you know what that's for?

Theda_Bara

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Spooky. I hear tell that on a low-traffic night when the moon is full, you can sometimes still find the cached page where Pareene got mad at IndianSlipper.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Si.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> I didn't know they could give you a new anus. You learn something new everyday. My vagina and I are not on speaking terms lately, so not sure if it is depressed.

BabsieT

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Links to the UK tabs make me (and my depressed vagina) unsettled.

1). They are notoriously, famously, religiously unreliable.

2). That's how Drudge makes his filthy lucre.

Just think about it, OK?

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Yes.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @fiveinchtaint: Woah - check this out. Apparently there is a new feature in the works here. More blogs withing the blog opportunities? [gawker.com]

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @blix: Stickhands even.

blix

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> When is that Paulyo vaccine going to be ready?

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Edward Sticyhands.

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Peeps - check out your profile pages. Anyone else have a submission box above your activity? Weirdorama.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Winona does have the crazy eyes thing going on...

AirforceAmy

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Reality Bit

Sargasm

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Girl Interrupted during theft.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> ...I didn't know Pauly Shore was in the landscaping industry.

FitnessMadeSimple

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> @KarenUhOh: Nice!

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Yeah but his mouth would.

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> If Winona Ryder put Pauly Shore's career in her purse the alarm wouldn't go off.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Good Morning America has discovered campus gossip sites and right now is expressing shock and dismay and passing along demands for censorship.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Also Winona, aren't you like playing Captain Kirk's mom in the upcoming Star Trek? Bad form! Bad!

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> Re: Winona. Girl, do what we do. After the alarm goes off ("SORRY. IT APPEARS WE FORGOT TO REMOVE THE ELECTRONIC TAG FROM MERCHANDISE YOU PURCHASED. PLEASE RETURN TO CUSTOMER SERVICE TO HAVE THE TAG REMOVED. THANK YOU.") make eye contact with the nearest store employee, glare at them a bit with a look on your face that says "What? You got something against white people?", and walk out the door. Works all the time, especially on Fifth Avenue.

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]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> That might be the funniest thing that Pauly Shore has ever said, if it weren't so pathetic.

This coming from a guy who got a "career" only because his mom owned an influential comedy club.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Winona Ryder Thought Shoplifting Season Already Underway]]> The fact that we now have to explain who Heather Mills is implies that it's already over for her.

Mike_Jahn

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