<![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @science vs romance: Ew. Dickface actually gave The McLaughlin Group his tired old Iron Maiden treatment? Has he stopped thinking of boring things to say about Bruce Dickenson?

Ian Spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> I love that show. Why did Chuck Klosterman have to go ad try to make it mainstream popular in Esquire last month?

science vs romance

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @In Other News...: I'm in my living room.

Ian Spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> To digress for the nonce, what is up with Clarence Page's bulging eyes, Monica Crowley's fluctuating weight (not in a sexist, more in a health way - sometimes, it seems like her head will actually explode on camera), and what is the deal with McLa(o)ughlin's not aging? Is he a vampire? Or does G-d love ex-priests more than regular folk?

donmiguel

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart:

Who are you anyway?

Are you my resume?

That is a comment by a person I don't know.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> Has a McLaughlin Group prediction ever come true? The only part of the show that is halfway tolerable is when Big John says, "BUHYYY BUHYYY!"

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @Mike_Jahn: d00d, maybe honey in chief

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Ditto, and the Islamic Reformation is way overdue. The Jews had theirs after about 1500 years of existance. The Christians had theirs after 1500 year. The timer is buzzing, Ma'mud! Time to take off the bomb turban and join humanity.

Then someday, maybe, we'll all give up this superstitous bullshit and grow up.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @Ian Spiegelman: You're alone in the office, right? Go through Denton's upper right-hand drawer. The answer should be in there.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Honey, I've been running from presidents my whole life. Thanks tho.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @Mike_Jahn: can u run for president

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> i've said it before, i'll say it again: no crucifixion, no religion, no crusades, no rightwing churches

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @Ian Spiegelman:
ah, no prob. i had to google it cause even i wasn't sure off hand--just thought it looked diferent.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> But Jesus would totally go for the jugular on predatory lending practices. Then he'd get involved with a hooker, and get crucified.

rosaluxembourgeoise

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> As I understand it, Jesus really hates gays, can't stand the poor, is bothered greatly by non-caucasoid races, doesn't like enemies of America, despises Jews (another self-hater), abhors Protestants, rejects Muslims, derides Buddhists, denounces Arabs, is pissed off by commies, thinks the French smell "like feet," and has a very unfavorable opinion about the Mexicans (but only the bad, illegal, greasy "we don' need no steenkeeng batches" kind of Mexicans; not the good, always-gets-behind-the-toilet, doesn't steal my jewelry (mostly) kind of Mexican). Jesus? He'd execute anybody that looked at him funny. Except us Catholics. The white ones, at least.

Malarcus

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> I know Jesus would not support Monica Crowley's wardrobe. Anybody else worried that this heated primary is going to make Clarence Page's eyes pop out? They always look about 75% free from his skull, so I'm just waiting on another Bill Clinton gaffe to set them loose.

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

--Ghandi

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @mitchel_stevens: I'm part McLoughlin (with an "o"). I disavow the MF.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @mitchel_stevens: Gah! Okay, did an edit. Should kick in in a minute.

Ian Spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> Pack up the whips and chains, let's stick to the cross...

wretched_of_the_mirth

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @In Other News...: Oh man... Does gawker offer private comment threads?

Ian Spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> um, isn't it "McLaughlin" ? (not to nitpick, but still.)

that said, i watch for the bat-shit crazy video packages he likes to put together. i'm convinced they keep old man mclaughlin in a vat of crazy all week.

but my ideal sunday panel: matthews, mclaughlin, buchanan and tucker. for fun, introduce rev. sharpton in the final five minutes.

it'd be fucking awesome. the sheer insanity, the screaming, the video packages.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @Ian Spiegelman: All you needed to do was ask, my dear.

ms.creant

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> @ms.creant: Well, there's no one here to flagellate me!

Ian Spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> I winder if Pat thinks those if those who crucified "Jesus" should get down on their knees and be thankful they had jobs, like those ungrateful slaves

Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> Pat's just happy Jesus turned water into wine.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> I wonder what Pat thinks Jesus thinks of abortion.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> Your coverage of Pat Buchanan is turning into a type of self-flagellation, Ian.

ms.creant

]]> <![CDATA[What Would Jesus Kill?]]> He also put Hilary's odds of being president at 55%...

The next man on the moon will be Chinese!

Hiphopopotamus

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