Paparazzi Lord's Nauseating Justifications - Gawker Comments

Paparazzi Lord's Nauseating Justifications

Maulleigh — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:59:56 EDT

A humanitarian, that Navarre.

Maulleigh

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Helman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:28:38 EDT

@BeRightBack: OK: love you!

Helman

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BeRightBack — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:12:05 EDT

@Helman: But your avatar is adorable!

BeRightBack

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Helman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:55:00 EDT

@BeRightBack: I am an idiot

Helman

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BeRightBack — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:51:38 EDT

@Helman: I was agreeing!

BeRightBack

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Helman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:48:42 EDT

@BeRightBack: Um, what's wrong with those words?

Helman

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DonLaFontaine — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:26:42 EDT

@BullfightsOnAcid:

Or, at a bare minimum, stopped the production of Bio-Dome ...

DonLaFontaine

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BeRightBack — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:26:14 EDT

@Helman: @HiredGoons: Two words: Lick, spittle.

BeRightBack

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Helman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:42:25 EDT

@HiredGoons: Smithers is yummy. But then, so is Marge.

Helman

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HiredGoons — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:24:12 EDT

@Helman: Smithers in a Swing.

HiredGoons

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MrInBetween — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:47:12 EDT

When did The Atlantic become Cracked Magazine?

MrInBetween

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Helman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:31:25 EDT

Question: would you rather sleep with South Park or the Simpsons?

Helman

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HiredGoons — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:27:26 EDT

Clearly they haven't been able to save Paris Hilton from herself though.

HiredGoons

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HiredGoons — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:26:34 EDT

@Dickdogfood: Someone needs to brush up on their Phillip K. Dick. We ARE still in the Roman Empire, this is all a three-dimensional hologram/illusion. But then, if you'd just ingest massive amounts of MDMA you'd know that...

However, this time around we have Bush Playing the Banjo While New Orleans Drowns. The second time is farce.

HiredGoons

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valet_of_the_dolls — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:22:50 EDT

@Dickdogfood: That would never have happened; they would have been too consumed with following Caligula around to see who (or what) he was going to defile next.
Or hanging around the vomitoriums, which were the ancient world's version of the bathrooms at Hyde.

valet_of_the_dolls

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BalknChain — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:09:02 EDT

@Dickdogfood: I have to follow you now :)

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:07:58 EDT

@Dickdogfood: ha! brilliant! Great minds and all that.

BalknChain

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Dickdogfood — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:57:16 EDT

@BalknChain: Oh, damn.

Dickdogfood

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Dickdogfood — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:56:59 EDT

And if the paps were around in ancient times, they totally could've stopped the assassination of Julius Caesar and then Roman Empire would've never fallen and we'd all speaking Latin and going around in spaceships just like Carl Sagan said we would! Or, alternately, they could've stopped the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and then the Roman Empire would've never fallen and we'd all speaking Latin and going around in spaceships BUT WE'D ALL HEATHENS with no shot at getting to heaven! It is a mighty power that these paparazzo have! Will they use it for good...or EVIL?

Dickdogfood

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pufflehuff — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:56:42 EDT

@pufflehuff: )

pufflehuff

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BalknChain — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:54:51 EDT

There would be no "et tu, Brute?" if X-17 had been there. It's also a good degreaser.

BalknChain

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pufflehuff — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:52:52 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: Awesomeness. Shame they've never tried to warn Camilla about... anything.

Um... the paps failed to prevent Britney's slow meltdown over the last decade (thus preventing the sullying of my pleasant memories of snogging to 'Baby One More Time' at sixth form parties. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

pufflehuff

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Colonel Mustard — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:47:55 EDT

Oh, I get it now -- they were just trying to warn Diana about that dangerous tunnel!

Colonel Mustard

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kingsquiddish — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:40:56 EDT

Why didn't the paparazzi stop george bush from getting elected?

kingsquiddish

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BullfightsOnAcid — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:36:02 EDT

The Paparazzi could have also stopped Hitler from coming to power, kept the Titanic from sinking and halted production on Ishtar.

BullfightsOnAcid

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In Other News... — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:28:07 EDT

Hmmm. Paparazzi, or John Lennon. Which would we rather have here today?

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