Because Bear Stearns Traders Are Not Sufficiently Fucked - Gawker Comments

Because Bear Stearns Traders Are Not Sufficiently Fucked

bjonston — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:12:01 EDT

"Would you like fries with that?"

Because Bear Stearns Traders Are Not Sufficiently Fucked

higgs_bosom — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:22:40 EDT

@Hamud: this is true of every field of endeavour. The equivalent statement in physics might be a tensor is that which transforms ternsorially. You have to repeat it over and over until, one day, as if by magic, they get it. And then they graduate, and it all begins again I suppose.

Interestingly, a rank-two tensor can be represented as a matrix . . . a dominatrix. Thanks, I'm here until I collapse from loneliness.

higgs_bosom

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Koreanish — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:14:52 EDT

I may not be drunk enough even now, but I'm pretty sure I do this "anal on demand" thing.

Koreanish

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BK_KT — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:21:50 EDT

Seriously thought the thumbnail was a dude. But I've been drinking so there you go.

BK_KT

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Koreanish — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:13:52 EDT

I'm not drunk enough for this. Be right back.

Koreanish

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Helman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:55:50 EDT

@BeRightBack: tritto. Dude is always on the mark.

Helman

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Ryan Tate — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:55:37 EDT

@Hamud: And because it's forbidden! Maybe she just means she'll make them beg for it.

Ryan Tate

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BeRightBack — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:21:49 EDT

@ADismalScience: Join the club.

BeRightBack

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ADismalScience — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:11:55 EDT

@Hamud:

I think I just fell in love with you a little.

ADismalScience

Because Bear Stearns Traders Are Not Sufficiently Fucked

Hamud Ibn Hamud — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:04:47 EDT

"I do not offer anal play on demand."

I wonder what it would take to give a reading of that line that was utterly convincing and devoid of all irony.

As it stands, I detect a distinct put-upon tone, a weariness with being obliged to restate the obvious, an impatience with the world's repeated and apparently feigned inability to grasp the nitty-gritty of being a dominatrix who services "finance guys."

As if you didn't already know...

As if I hadn't already explained this a thousand times...

And yet, isn't sadomasochistic prostitution exciting precisely because it's out of the ordinary?

Hamud Ibn Hamud

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McCheeburger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:02:55 EDT

According to her bio, found here: [www.missvictoriax.com] She went to Harvard, and she is 5'9", 120 lbs. She likes to play here [www.hiddeneyeny.com] and her bra size is a 32A.

I can investigative reporter.

McCheeburger

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Hez — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:01:16 EDT

@BalknChain: Thanks lovey!

Hez

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:54:33 EDT

@notsofresh: Zippy! At least the $2 ass play was upped to $10. But now there's going to be a deep and lengthy government probe. Ay dios mio!

fiveinchtaint

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notsofresh — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:50:31 EDT

Dunno if Bear Stearns traders like it in the ass, but Bear Stearns stockholders sure better learn to.

notsofresh

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BalknChain — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:42:14 EDT

@Hez: Looks quite straight jacketian, no? Those are some sturdy Clydesdale-like cankles too. The ankle strap (stirrups?) are not her friend. Congrats on the gig BTW.

BalknChain

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:24:01 EDT

@MrInBetween: Of course! It's the famous aPOD!

Mike_Jahn

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Hez — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:05:38 EDT

That is some fugly-ass lingerie. In the thumbnail it looks like her stomach has its mouth open. That can't be sexy... even to Desperate Bears (incidentally, the least popular of the Care Bears).

Hez

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Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:04:32 EDT

Dude, if it's their ass, what do you care?

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

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HiredGoons — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:54:16 EDT

@HiredGoons: "I will not probe you in the ass, with this dildo made of glass."

HiredGoons

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HiredGoons — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:53:17 EDT

She looks like a Seussian Whore.

HiredGoons

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MrInBetween — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:45:59 EDT

Don't most TVs in hotel rooms now offer "Anal Play on Demand?"

MrInBetween

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maevemealone — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:45:39 EDT

I'd pay her extra to stop bending her joints that way! She also has a lot of torso, and cankles! What else... oh and she's slutty. That concludes this bitch report.

maevemealone

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Helman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:40:11 EDT

Servicey! The terrorists have won! My eyes are bleeding! I feel stabby! Overshare! (What am I missing, meme-wise?)

Helman