<![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned? - Gawker Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned? - Gawker Comments]]> http://gawker.com Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:23:24 EDT Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:23:24 EDT http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4929239 Ooh...somebody's got Mommy's original nose...

Snarky1

]]> 7:5004646:c4929239 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:23:24 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4928271 those photos are SO posed... sending the complete wrong message - so few women actually look like that weeks after having a baby...ESPECIALLY twins. I mean, good for J-Lo to find happiness, but don't send people the wrong messages!

emily_k04

]]> 7:5004646:c4928271 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:35:34 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4917012 Does anyone else thing that J.Lo's children look fucking demonic? Or alien?

Leigh81387

]]> 7:5004646:c4917012 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:44:22 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4910601 Yep, no questions about who's the father.

UpstateAudacity

]]> 7:5004646:c4910601 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:23:38 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4910193 Hmmm...so it's okay to criticize the appearance of an innocent baby, but the 3 unfortunate looking Willis girls - Rumer, Scout & Tallulah - are off limits? I call bullshit.

shunguy007

]]> 7:5004646:c4910193 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:34:02 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4909691 J-Lo looks way more interested in smiling for the camera than paying attention to those babies.

Scout

]]> 7:5004646:c4909691 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:34:37 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4909465 What I what to know is, which bambino got the ass genes?

MeaniePants

]]> 7:5004646:c4909465 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:12:53 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4908922 the one kid should have been named Tobey Maguire Lopez.

apostropheS

]]> 7:5004646:c4908922 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:30:24 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4908765 the soul of st. selena returns from the grave to punish Jlo for capitalizing on her death

kingsquiddish

]]> 7:5004646:c4908765 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:20:32 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4908187 She looks like an old Flemish painting of baby Jesus

bridgeburner

]]> 7:5004646:c4908187 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:52:15 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4908185 @Decebal: When we were vaccinated at school, we once had a doctor in a ballgown administer the injections. She was using diversionary tactics, or summat. What J.Lo planning on doing?!

pufflehuff

]]> 7:5004646:c4908185 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:52:11 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4907303 @rod:

Hez

]]> 7:5004646:c4907303 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:23:48 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4906912 Anyone else thinking about the babyheads from Jonathan Lethem's Gun With Occasional Music?

Lydia9

]]> 7:5004646:c4906912 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:12:05 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4906654 Aww, sweet babies and a beautiful mother!

Word salad

]]> 7:5004646:c4906654 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:04:48 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4906510 @BalknChain: They don't know! They don't care! They just want to eat and sleep and poop! Their lives are good!

katastic

]]> 7:5004646:c4906510 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:00:39 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4906309 @Henifer Hropes: only taco kisses.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> 7:5004646:c4906309 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:55:17 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4906116 Whew! I was worried that I was the only one who diagnosed the kid as an FLK.

WHERE ARE THAT INFANT'S IRISES?!?

traumamama

]]> 7:5004646:c4906116 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:49:42 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4905956 HATERS! I think they look great

reni

]]> 7:5004646:c4905956 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:45:30 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4905780 If my phone rings now that I've looked at this photo, I'm gonna be really pissed off.

Ms. Pants

]]> 7:5004646:c4905780 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:39:47 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4905240 I'm pregnant right now, and I still think its fair game to make fun of odd looking babies. They are just lil' people, so why not be equal-opportunity mockers of oddity, regardless of age?

That being said, this photo is a prime example of why you shouldn't photograph newborns right away. Wait a few months (not weeks) until they grow into their looks a bit more. They are still in alien-baby mode and she does look scary smart, in a very Suri-like manner.

'Course, my own kid will be BEAUTIFUL, I know. But just in case, I'm not booking my People cover for a while...

SlickaNicka

]]> 7:5004646:c4905240 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:25:32 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4905068 I see two adorable babies.

chicklit

]]> 7:5004646:c4905068 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:20:51 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904928 harsh tokes. that nose is only going to get bigger.

inchworm

]]> 7:5004646:c4904928 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:17:02 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904892 Rosemary Lopez's Baby

mepo

]]> 7:5004646:c4904892 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:15:52 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904753 I ripped the pages from People and sent them to my best friend, with really nasty notes on them. Looks like I am not the only one.

It's not so much the kids (Rosemary's Baby anyone?) it's the ridiculous glamour, she is feeding the kids in a ballgown, for Christ's sake!!!!!!!

Decebal

]]> 7:5004646:c4904753 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:11:38 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904693 @tscheese: @misspie: @sassypants: I thank you one and all.

scroll_lock

]]> 7:5004646:c4904693 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:09:53 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904626 I think Emme is kind of cute, and pretty aware for a newborn. Mock the parents, if you will, but innocent babies should be left alone, yes?

Academy Queen

]]> 7:5004646:c4904626 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:08:01 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904580 Emme Maribel = Embalmer Me I (or Embalmer Em I).

Laines

]]> 7:5004646:c4904580 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:06:23 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904301 please please please post the photo of them (especially Skeletor) skipping down the driveway. That was more disturbing, if that's even possible. He looks like an evil gay martian or something.

oliverbabe

]]> 7:5004646:c4904301 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:57:52 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4904299 @tscheese: no shit.

@scroll_lock: as a DHC junkie, i salute you.

misspie

]]> 7:5004646:c4904299 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:57:51 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4903733 Oh, Mr Denton. Sometimes I really, really enjoy your posts.

pufflehuff

]]> 7:5004646:c4903733 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:38:52 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4903647 @scroll_lock: Thread over. You win.

tscheese

]]> 7:5004646:c4903647 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:36:19 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4903516 i mean, i usually think there's a certain beauty to all of mother nature's creations, but clearly, those bay-bays are not of this earth.

clarevoyance

]]> 7:5004646:c4903516 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:32:26 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4903441 Wouldn't it be funny (in a shadenfreude way) if a generation of celeb kids grew up to look like one of the in vitro specialists to the stars? No? Decades from now People and Us find out they paid millions for sneaky spunk and a mad doctor's spawn?

Yeah, I know, I'm going to hell, and all that. It could happen.

PaisleyPajamas

]]> 7:5004646:c4903441 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:29:56 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4903079 @BAngieB: Yeah. She's dreadful. I'm actually really surprised that she even got sperminated. She just strikes me as the female embodiment of castration.

sassypants

]]> 7:5004646:c4903079 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:18:28 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902850 @JinxyMcDeath: Haha! thanks, I never knew that and I actually studied Judaism in college (taught by a Rabbi!). I agree it should be relatives you like. I'm just a little anti-tradition for some reason. My parents almost called me Gino, I would have been scarred for the rest of my life.

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:5004646:c4902850 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:11:33 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902801 @sassypants: I thought seeing J with her babies would make me think better of her, like maybe she isn't selfish and shallow. But the pictures made me despise her. They were so fake.

BAngieB

]]> 7:5004646:c4902801 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:10:11 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902718 @scroll_lock: HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I forgot all about those sad little people.

sassypants

]]> 7:5004646:c4902718 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:07:28 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902705 @BalknChain: Mind you I have no idea if its true, but since I hate her, I choose to believe that she had the delivery room decorated (like.....seriously decorated with leather couches and shit) and had whats-his-bucket designer actually DESIGN HER HOSPITAL GOWN.

He just creeps me the fuck out.

sassypants

]]> 7:5004646:c4902705 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:06:52 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902591 So when does the progeria diagnosis get a second opinion?

scroll_lock

]]> 7:5004646:c4902591 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:03:10 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902442 @sassypants: ok, He-Man misses his little enemy.I've got nothing for her. What's she done stupid lately? Aside from Marc.

BalknChain

]]> 7:5004646:c4902442 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:58:42 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902421 she has the skeletor.

rachelhulin

]]> 7:5004646:c4902421 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:58:14 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902419 That has to be the phoniest photo shoot ever. Skipping along the driveway? It looked like an ad for JC Penney or something. I always feed the babies in a 10k dress.....

seaclops

]]> 7:5004646:c4902419 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:58:13 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902311 mr. denton, I know it displeases you when I think with my ovaries but I see nothing but delicious baby goodness in that photo. while we're on the subject of my ovaries, if you have some time could we revisit our conversation about getting me knocked up? you promised to find me a suitable stud, but honestly? blakeley wasn't quite what I had in mind.

the supergoddess

]]> 7:5004646:c4902311 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:55:09 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902286 @Cheap Shot: Naw, the Torah isn't the only place we get our names from. I'm named after my great grandmother, Tillie, because my dad loved his grandma and wanted to have her "live on" through me. It's a honor because the name (or derivative of the name) lives on...and you're only naming kids after people you actually liked...or at least told were likeable.

Also, despite her being dead, she knows because I told her about it during an especially intense Ouija board experience in 6th grade.

JinxyMcDeath

]]> 7:5004646:c4902286 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:54:40 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902244 @CodePink: HA! I need a new keyboard now...

That was awesome!

Kittenish

]]> 7:5004646:c4902244 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:53:49 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902164 @Sally Tomato: You can suck my culo, chica!

Henifer Hropes

]]> 7:5004646:c4902164 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:51:53 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902158 I refuse to say anything mean about innocent babies BUT, why do they need that kind of money? Aren't they both really rich??? Couldn't they donate it to a charity or something? It's really pretty sickening.

Road_Rash

]]> 7:5004646:c4902158 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:51:45 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902112 That picture did scare me, now that I think about it. She looks like Spawn of Chucky.

Sally Tomato

]]> 7:5004646:c4902112 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:50:15 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902102 BOth kids look like grown ups. That poor Emme has her daddy's schnoz and so does Max. Max looks like a 40 year old man and Emme has creepy eyes..

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

]]> 7:5004646:c4902102 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:50:03 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902071 $6M for photos of kids that, sadly, look just like their father.

Crazy Broad

]]> 7:5004646:c4902071 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:49:06 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4902012 @BalknChain: Ok, just make fun of J. Lo and that cadaver she married then.

sassypants

]]> 7:5004646:c4902012 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:46:55 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901995 As one who was, in fact, fooled by the "rocks" obtained by Ms. Lopez, I refuse to believe her continued assertion that she remains "Jenny" from the rectangular area comprising her home environs. I advise Ms. Anthony to exercise similar caution.

alaskanbrownbear

]]> 7:5004646:c4901995 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:46:31 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901990 @hamburgerhotdog: Si, si siiiiiii!

Henifer Hropes

]]> 7:5004646:c4901990 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:46:18 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901973 And these are the images after Photoshop.

Scout

]]> 7:5004646:c4901973 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:45:45 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901930 @Henifer Hropes: Are there tiny little fist diapers? Si?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> 7:5004646:c4901930 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:44:28 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901882 @Cheap Shot: don't go hatin' on that! I like that tradition when it's nice and well-deserved.... and who said anything about it being "for the dead relative"? Chances are the relative is still alive in which case he/she IS honored and if not, then it's not for the dead relative but for YOU, for you to remember that dead person and see them perhaps mistakenly, through the life of this new being.

End of tirade--- Resuming Henifer Hropes persona.

don be fooled by all my moneiii, I still laike to eat tacossss honeiiii

Henifer Hropes

]]> 7:5004646:c4901882 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:42:44 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901870 Emme kind of looks like a grown-up.

nicoolio

]]> 7:5004646:c4901870 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:42:13 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901789 @hamburgerhotdog: Oh si si si!! That makes me muy happy. The tacos come out their backside too chulo!

Henifer Hropes

]]> 7:5004646:c4901789 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:39:24 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901758 @JinxyMcDeath: Yes I know it's out of honor but your dead relatives will never know and I thought Jews just used names from the old testament. Jonah. Jonas, Lucas, Josh etc. whatever.

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:5004646:c4901758 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:38:30 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901592 Nick, I am not making fun of babies.

BalknChain

]]> 7:5004646:c4901592 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:33:40 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901570 This girl was clearly spawned in Jim Henson's Creature Shop. No wonder she can't sleep.

higgance

]]> 7:5004646:c4901570 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:32:49 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901532 They look kind of like those ceramic keepsake one-of-a-kind commemorative dolls you can buy in such quality publications as Parade.

tscheese

]]> 7:5004646:c4901532 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:31:36 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901521 What color are the other kid's eyes? Glowing red?

kentuckienne

]]> 7:5004646:c4901521 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:31:23 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901435 and does she have taco flavored keeeeses for her Ben?

Oface

]]> 7:5004646:c4901435 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:29:15 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901436 Didn't I see on the red carpet once in that same gown?

vibe-rater

]]> 7:5004646:c4901436 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:29:15 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901420 @rod: Suri's first full sentence: "It's like when you're in daycare and Emme has an accident in her Talbot's Kid's jumper, and you know that because you're a Scientologist, you're the only one who can help."

BettyCrocker

]]> 7:5004646:c4901420 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:28:29 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901354 This photo spread was the creepiest thing ever. There is no need for a photo of Marc Anthony's BARE FEET to be printed in a national magazine. Also, those are dead plastic baby dolls.

BK_KT

]]> 7:5004646:c4901354 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:26:23 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901315 Another creepy thing if you look at the spread...check out Marc's toes in the barefoot shot. He's got hairy toes.
Yuck.


Hockeymom

]]> 7:5004646:c4901315 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:25:14 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901312 Unfortunately, it's evident that JLo's husband, a direct descendant of Skeletor, has the more dominant genes.

cautionarywhale

]]> 7:5004646:c4901312 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:25:11 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901275 but does Emme like tacos y burritos?

Henifer Hropes

]]> 7:5004646:c4901275 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:23:53 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901266 Incidentally, this picture would have been much worse if the other child's eyes were open, for they are the color of fire, show no sign of innocence, and ooze malice.

CodePink

]]> 7:5004646:c4901266 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:23:34 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901225 @Cheap Shot: Actually, the names "Max" and "Emme" were apparently lifted from "Dragon Tales," one of my seven-year-old's favorite PBS shows. Are you happy now?

ginger rant

]]> 7:5004646:c4901225 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:22:14 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901191 I'm surprised she didn't eat her brother in the womb.

katastic

]]> 7:5004646:c4901191 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:21:08 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901155 Fuck you, J.Lo, for pooping out your kids on MY birthday.

Colonel Mustard

]]> 7:5004646:c4901155 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:19:53 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901140 A Changeling!

Cultmember

]]> 7:5004646:c4901140 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:19:29 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901138 @CodePink: Get wrong

MattGaymon

]]> 7:5004646:c4901138 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:19:26 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4901000 First I played with Mommy. Now I want to play with you!

Twerpsichore

]]> 7:5004646:c4901000 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:15:34 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900991 I wonder if Hennifer Lopez from South Park suddenly found two tiny little fists trailing her everywhere, eating tiny tiny tacos.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> 7:5004646:c4900991 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:15:17 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900984 That baby is tweaking me out. WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE PUPILS? Or is it just pupils?

katastic

]]> 7:5004646:c4900984 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:15:04 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900978 My eyes would be open at all times too if my dad was a vampire constantly looking at my chubby nubile bebeh limbs with evil intent.

JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith, dude.

]]> 7:5004646:c4900978 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:14:54 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900975 That child is "On the 666". (It's a joke combining a JLO song as well as a reference to Satan.)

CodePink

]]> 7:5004646:c4900975 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:14:52 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900956 Wow, does Emme look like Daddy. No wonder Max kept his eyes closed.

brendastarlet

]]> 7:5004646:c4900956 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:14:13 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900953 Madonna's first born will be her future mentor.
Tullulah Willis is prepping the Drew Barrymore tween-rehab for them both.


StabbyFerosh

]]> 7:5004646:c4900953 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:14:06 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900954 Is she already in the works designing sexy hot pink thong diapers for them with little gold JLo charms? The matching puffer jackets are gonna be so hot to death.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> 7:5004646:c4900954 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:14:06 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900943 It's fucking Pinhead.... Everyone out of the fucking pool!

Oh it's on now Scientology! When the Cenobite spawn with the golden lungs of J.Lo belts out the song of Doomsday, you'll all be moving your asses to hell along with it's salsa beat.

Tenno

]]> 7:5004646:c4900943 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:13:58 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900934 @Cheap Shot: How about Cheap Shot, the Second? Sounds ritzy!

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> 7:5004646:c4900934 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:13:43 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900929 "I'm your accessory for now, Mom, but just wait until I grow into my powers...then you'll be sorry."

BAngieB

]]> 7:5004646:c4900929 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:13:31 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900877 @Cheap Shot: Well, Jews do it out of honor...what assholes, right!?

JinxyMcDeath

]]> 7:5004646:c4900877 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:11:55 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900876 "Mommy and Daddy better give me my fucking cut."

In Other News...

]]> 7:5004646:c4900876 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:11:54 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900810 I hate those stupid names. Why do people have to include the names of their deceased relatives? I'm a junior and don't use it because it's dumb. Where's the imagination?

Cheap Shot

]]> 7:5004646:c4900810 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:09:44 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900799 @J.D.Regent: Exactly. She has her father's cadaver eyes.

eXXX

]]> 7:5004646:c4900799 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:09:22 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900781 Must get lawyer. Must sue Mommy for my share of photo money. Must haunt the living for all of my days. (burp)

eleanorstrousers

]]> 7:5004646:c4900781 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:08:43 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900760 what did you expect from the spawn of Skeletar?

wigglepuppy

]]> 7:5004646:c4900760 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:08:06 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900740 She IS a "secret" Scientologist, folks...if she grows up looking similar to Suri, I think we'll know that they're starting to manufacture these "kids."

JinxyMcDeath

]]> 7:5004646:c4900740 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:07:03 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900717 I'z wid ur celebridies... plotting your destruction

Disgruntled_Platonist

]]> 7:5004646:c4900717 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:06:20 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900709 dead shark eyes = scary

monkeyhead

]]> 7:5004646:c4900709 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:06:01 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900706 (J.Lo's weave looks beat.)

J.Lo.

J.Lo.

J.LO!

(Say it three times in a mirror and she'll come to kill you.)

beeble aka 'sugartits'

]]> 7:5004646:c4900706 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:57 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900696 @BullfightsOnAcid: Ha!

fiveinchtaint

]]> 7:5004646:c4900696 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:42 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900695 Awww... She looks like she's already planning to grow up, get a PhD in something neither of her parents will understand, live in a research lab, and never ever so much as brush her hair.

City_Dater

]]> 7:5004646:c4900695 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:39 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900690 Poor thing! Can you imagine living up to such a Diva Mom? It's like being one of Michael Jordan's kids - they'll never live up to the hype. As for People, this was easily their nadir.

I found the whole array of photos creepy as in the tradition of the UK's "Hello".

langtry

]]> 7:5004646:c4900690 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:29 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900680 She wouldn't sleep because she has to stay awake and gather the souls of....oh yeah, no souls in that household.

nolongerinacubiclebutstillawhore!

]]> 7:5004646:c4900680 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:15 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900675 So many Marc Anthony cadaver genes...so few hottest woman alive genes. Guess you prayed the wrong novena, J-Lo.

J.D.Regent

]]> 7:5004646:c4900675 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:04 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900658 This is merely the first recorded moment of many in which she is caught thinking "What the hell am I doing here with these people?"

Smitros

]]> 7:5004646:c4900658 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:04:26 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900655 No worries. Suri will protect us all from her.

rod

]]> 7:5004646:c4900655 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:04:24 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900654 That baby scared me! Spit and image of her spooky Daddy, but reminiscent of the Omen.

Also...in that spread, Mark is looking better than he's ever. Looked. Before. Less like a heroin addict.

Most definitely tons of photo manipulation before approval for publishing.

MartyPants

]]> 7:5004646:c4900654 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:04:22 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900650 Don't get fooled by the evil, devil eyes that I got, I'm still Emme from around the block.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> 7:5004646:c4900650 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:04:16 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900637 It's the Omen baby.

Ptarmigan

]]> 7:5004646:c4900637 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:03:45 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900623 It will shortly emerge that Dick Cheney (or David Crosby) was the sperm donor.

depardoo

]]> 7:5004646:c4900623 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:03:19 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900611 "I'm Talky Emme... and I'm beginning to hate you."

BettyCrocker

]]> 7:5004646:c4900611 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:03:00 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900603 Don't print this stuff. I really think it's child abuse.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> 7:5004646:c4900603 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:02:37 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900598 Of course she wouldn't sleep. She was plotting your demise, foul woman.

Triphena

]]> 7:5004646:c4900598 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:02:33 EDT <![CDATA[What Has J-Lo Spawned?]]> http://gawker.com/5004646/what-has-j+lo-spawned#c4900584 Thanks for the nightmares, Nick.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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