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Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

SeeingI — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:38:40 EDT

I hope he's got some savings. All whores know that when they hit 30 they'll need to find a real job.

SeeingI

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

HiredGoons — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:24:58 EDT

Power Bottom.

HiredGoons

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

Strehle — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:35:37 EDT

Too bad Kimberly Denise Jones didn't take Lil' Kim's advice.

Strehle

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

scarletmenace — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:31:15 EDT

This guy is like the perfect demographic for the New York Times T Magazine.

scarletmenace

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

BettyCrocker — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:22:30 EDT

NEXT - On "When Anger Twinks Attack!"

BettyCrocker

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

fortqueenmean — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:10:05 EDT

It takes a lot of bum-burnin' to afford LV handbags and $2,0000 boots.

In the immortal words of Nancy Sinatra: "Okay boots, Start Walking!"

fortqueenmean

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

moff — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:01:14 EDT

If I make fun of him for saying "brah," will he call on behalf of my comment? My comment could use a personal assistant.

moff

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

SchmatSchmaymon — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:50:12 EDT

@Hamud: The thing is, I don't get the sense he cost a great deal to make.

SchmatSchmaymon

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

Rumpelstilskin — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:07:50 EDT

He did not correct the "one time hooker" identification, whatever happened to "sex professional"? Every profession should have its dignity.

Rumpelstilskin

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

laura_pinkstone — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:01:18 EDT

Fair comment Jason

laura_pinkstone

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

donmiguel — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:30:16 EDT

Um, isn't Jason Preston over like Heavy D? Why are we even giving him ink? Um, or pixels?

donmiguel

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

dandles — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:01:44 EDT

Jason Preston, you wouldn't have gotten dumped if you didn't use the word, "brah."

I guess it is kind of cool that he corrected his own stalker sighting. Natasha Lyonne would never do that. Maybe Parker Posey's wretched dog would, though.

dandles

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

belltolls — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:26:37 EDT

So I guess he is officially a Gawker commenter?

belltolls

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

Bell County — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:12:15 EDT

@Hamud: And don't let Gillian Anderson play you in the movie version.

Bell County

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

Hamud Ibn Hamud — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:55:54 EDT

OK. Look.

None of the above changes the fact that in this little saga I'm divining very real early-21st century fruit-flavored House of Mirth potential.

URGENT: Personal to Jason Preston

* At all costs avoid taking a job in a millinery.

* If you spurned the advances of a guy named Rosedale in order to hook-up with Marc Jacobs, now is the time to reconsider Rosedale and take him up on his offer.

* No matter how hopeless or at-loose-ends you may feel, discontinue any and all use of soporific or "nerve-calming" drugs. If you can't help but feel edgy, go have a few beers with the bears over at the Dugout (185 Christopher Street), but, please, leave the Louis Vuitton "gym bag" at home.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

onebadclam — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:49:58 EDT

@valet_of_the_dolls: The extra 0 is for value.

onebadclam

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

valet_of_the_dolls — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:33:28 EDT

@onebadclam: That's $2,0000, bitch.

valet_of_the_dolls

Jason Preston's Correction Involves The Words "Shut Up, Bitch"

onebadclam — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:28:31 EDT

Spends $2,000 on boots and quotes Lil' Kim? Classy.

onebadclam