<![CDATA[It's All Over, People! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> I now have some new buzz words for my sandwich board.

gawkimo

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Would be almost worth it, to see those final headlines plunked out by Ian & his fellow Gawkers, refusing to quit as long as those back-up generators hold...

- Rigor mortis is the new botox!
- Buffet, Gates, Helu and the "Dubai Dozen" compete to see if the one with the most toys wins.
- Top TV show: Can You Design a Generator?
- New Tom Cruise Scientology Video Parody
- Al Gore wins Nobel Prize, Oscar, Emmy, SAGs, Kids Choice Award, cemetery plot & Readers Digest Sweepstakes for Anti-CERN documentary
- A-list actor turned super-mechanic called in to fix Page Six Generator!
- Clive Owen Tries to Save the Last Baby
- Sexy Generator Mechanic to replace Damon in upcoming Bourne Definitely, Really, Truly the Final One
- "The Hills" Movie Cancelled
- Sentate Bill to Legalize Gay Marriage Between Generator Designers & Mechanics Passes
- Gawker Sightings: Paris Hilton Seen with Page Six's Generator Mechanic. Britney Spears Seen With Page Six Generator.
- Liz Smith Is So Old
- Matt Damon's God-Nephew's Cousin Twice-Removed Fucking Kimmel's Head Writer's Second Cousin's Cabana Boy
- Final Open Caption [picture of the world blowing up]
- April Fools! Brangelina's Kids SAVE THE ENTIRE EFFING WORLD!

bodegacat

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> I want to meet the judge who is willing to rule in favor of black holes eating the Earth.

drunkexpatwriter

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> What really happens is we get sucked into a parallel universe where Spock has a beard, Dr. McCoy is Joseph Mengele, and Tribbles are blood-sucking meerkats.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> @VirusWithShoes: If you were English, rather than Scots, I would be accusing you of being Jasper Fforde.

UnstableMabel

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> @Mike_Jahn: Indeed.

I was, and still am, Y2K complacent.

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> O here we go again. The millennium bug people -- remember how the world was going to be turned into a giant electronic knish the second that the year 2000 arrived -- have had nothing to obsess on for eight years. Okay so now when someone flicks on the switch at CERN the world will be sucked into a black hole? Cool. I want the beer concession.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Anything that will clear off my credit card debt I am for.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> I was blinded by science. It was the 80's.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> A little bit of a re-hash, but I want them to succeed soon, so Bush can have a news conference discussing the weak and strong "nucular" forces.

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> @TheRightHonourablePrimeMinister: If things do go wrong, at least it would mean some sort of comeback for Geena Davis and that guy with the melty-leg.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> @Colonel Mustard: Try spicing up your pickup lines ... with science!

@VirusWithShoes: Our scienticians assure me that Jeff Goldblum's back was just as hairy before the incident.

TheRtHonPM

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> @TheRightHonourablePrimeMinister: Oh Gordon - you and your neutrino love. I'll blame Kirkcaldy if anything goes wrong. In fact, I blame Kirkcaldy on general principle.

I mean, what if a quark or something cracks open and Jeff Goldblum climbs out with a hairy back? Have you thought of that?

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Ah, so that's what my ex meant by calling me a strangelet. I thought he meant small and strange. This is much more apt.

ms.creant

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> @TheRightHonourablePrimeMinister: What if I already rented the keg and slept with six people under the guise of "this could be the end"?

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> I've screwed up at work before, but accidentally creating a mini black hole that sucked the earth into it and simultaneously killed everything on it, now that would be hard to top.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Stuff White People Like #178: Eschewing their weekend NYT habit, and drifting away in the sure arms of Spiegelman. Three cheers.

drugman

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Surely the M. Night Shamaylan movie is already in post.

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> I know this isn't a big science-y blog, but the Earth is bombarded daily by high-speed particles (much like those produced by the collider), so if it was possible for this kind of thing to destroy the Earth it would have happened already. And also, we would be seeing things in outer space getting devoured the same way on a regular basis. But we're not. So, cancel the end-of-the-world parties.

TheRtHonPM

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> How many years until society reverts to ritual sacrifices to Amun Ra?

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> What's to worry? Our planet is already covered in dense lumps.

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Most of my life has already become a dead lump of strange matters.

pablosecca

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Does the activating of this particle accelerator coincide with the year 2012 at all?

If so, we're totally fucked.

riskybusiness

]]> <![CDATA[It's All Over, People!]]> Now this is some litigation I can get behind.

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