<![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> Live on the same block where the Manson murders happened. In fact live in the same house. For some crazy reason no one wants to live there so it's all yours. The keys are under ... well, there are no keys. Just enter through the open window with no glass ... which is all of them.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> Apartment brokers are scum.

postnocomments

]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> "True one bedroom" as opposed to "False one bedroom"?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> Live on the same street Heath Ledger lived on...but die alone with your cats in an overpriced depressing dump of a studio like the loser you are!

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> @Mike_Jahn: CitiHabitats? Sadly, probably not.

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]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> Happy April Fool's Day to you too.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> I'm surprised he didn't Photoshop little chalk outlines on the floor, just to give it that extra zing.

"You too could overdose in luxury and style just like this"

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[This Is How We Market Apartments Now]]> The tragedy isn't only having a bad patch of time during which you make an irrevocable decision. It's accidentally making it possible for an impossibly depressing gang of scum sucking mouth breathers to make a buck (and not much of one) off of you.

donmiguel

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