<![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @I_Think_Its_A_Pomeranian: awesome.

izzodee544

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Donald, stop looking at your daughter's ass!

Pussy Galore

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @gawksFromaRock: Her nose is fixed.
And her lips have collagen or something in them.
So... good eye!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @gawksFromaRock: Her nose appears to be missing, pretty much like her character. If she was going for the Cabbage Patch Doll look, mission accomplished.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @PandoraSpocks: Alas, it isn't from a movie or a song or anything like that. It's an original, as far as I know. I came up with it on my own.

It has a few meanings, but I don't want to bore you.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Look at that pic up close.
Her lips look really weird and her nose looks fixed

gawksFromaRock

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: @DorothyMantooth: HOW MUCH DICK WOULD A DICK BUTT BUTT IF A DICK BUTT COULD BUTT DICK?

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: That is effing hilarious, unless I actually visualize, in which case it becomes mental terrorism.

ragepotato

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @McCheeburger: LOVE you!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: What else could I have been referencing?
Sheesh!

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @ragepotato: Ha! How 'bout DICK BUTKUS BUTT? Redundant?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: DICK CHENEY BUTT
is always wrong.

ragepotato

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @ragepotato: Somehow, DICK BUTT is always right.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: I have no idea how to properly use DICK BUTT, but sometimes it just feels right.

ragepotato

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @ragepotato: I would never insult an angry spud! Plus, DICK BUTT makes me laugh.

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @belltolls: Apologies. She's a Trump-shaker.

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @ragepotato: "off" her Trump Steaks. Carry on.

ragepotato

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: I don't know what you mean, but I suspect it's either hilarious or extremely insulting toward me. In either case, kudos.

Also, I am said inbred English-upper-class-looking public school boy, so keep your hands her Trump Steaks. Please (we are a polite people).

ragepotato

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: Hey wait a minute News, that's my girl!

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: I've always said older is better. Plus, everyone else was busy crushin' on Jennie Garth or one of the Heathers or the Torino Olympics Spelling Bee (is that her real name?) so I thought I'd be different.

@belltolls: I'd like to Pythagoras her Theorem.

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @ragepotato: More than we can imagine?

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> DICK BUTT

ragepotato

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @BalknChain:
Someone in the previous post compared Janet Jackson's boobs to mangoes.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @BalknChain: Read that you can grow square fruit but you have to do it in a box.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @BalknChain: I believe it was 1986's 9-1/2 Weeks, in which John (Mickey Rourke) refers to Elizabeth's (Kim Basinger) "heart-shaped ass."

You're welcome.

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: Awww! Honey!!
She was, like, 32 then. It's positively Kutcheresque!
(Kutcherian?)

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> When did we migrate away from fruit as body type descriptors?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @McCheeburger: Ha!! Poor, hairy chinchillas. So ignominious...

BTW, "it's [also] a fact" that I totally love you if you were referencing this:


+ Watch video

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: Actually I did notice a shot on Celebrity Apprentice where her bottom looked like the hypotenuse was a little out of whack but we forgive these things in the ones we love.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @mathnet:
It took you 16 minutes to think that over?

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @MisterHippity: (Admiral Ackbar voice)

"IT'S A TRAPEZOID!!!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> I dated a woman once who had a great big badonka-dodecahedron.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @I_Think_Its_A_Pomeranian: Ooh, even better. Didn't see that.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Well, at least she doesn't have a triangulass.

There's nothing worse than a triangulass. Except maybe a rhombutt.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @belltolls: @DorothyMantooth: I would like to thank you for not putting me down about my Carteris crush. Because everyone in high school did.

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @slimceagirl: What if he's Pete Doherty? Wouldn't it be loverly?

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @mathnet: Participle?

BURN

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> The rectangularly shaped bottom was obviously a cash box stuffed into her panties. She's got a regular route these days, trading dollars for Euros, until the U.S. economy improves.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @Ryan Tate: Either LaGuardia has a rectangular ass or you have a dangling modifier, Night Editor!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> "Ms. Trump's attempts to return to her condo in the luxurious new Trump Pineapple Under the Sea were hampered by her breasts' surprising bouyancy."

mockingbird

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> It's a rhomb-ass.

hipsterdoofus

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @FracturedAcetabulum:Ya know, its been driving me crazy for months -- on and off -- trying to remember where your name came from. A movie line? Story? Monty Python?

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @Ryan Tate: If Gawker ever brings back its T-shirt line, "Apologies to Ivanka's bottom" will be the top-seller.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> I want to know more about what this inbred English boy looks like...sounds fascinating!

slimceagirl

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> I prefer trapezoidal asses, personally.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Copy editors are out, along with English-speaking writers. But maybe that means we can hire some cheap for Gawker!

In the meantime, I corrected the entire everything. Apologies to Ivanka's bottom.

Ryan Tate

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth:
No, silly, she puts them in her bloomers and then takes them overseas where they can be buried in secrecy. Note that our stalker caught her going through security at LaGuardia. Can you imagine the enormity of the scandal if a lowly airport rent-a-cop was caught groping Ms. Trump's behind!?

It's not only well thought out, it's a fact!

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> I don't know about rectangular, but I hear he is power bottom. Wait, we are talking about the British guy, right?

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: Laughed when I thought you meant Joyce Carol and then louder when I clicked. But just to clarify, I would be just as happy with Ryan's posts on the history of historical writing or public service journalism but I got the Ivanka's rectangle post and now I have a boat to catch. Great.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @McCheeburger: ...and then she sits in the coffins?
Has them made into a skirt?

I do not think your chinchilla-wig coffin-sitting theory is very well thought-out, my friend.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: @belltolls: Aw, c'mon, you guys! I've actually admitted on these very pages that I had a(n unironic) crush on Oates! Oates!!!
We're all family here.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Oh, that's an easy one. That shape is caused tiny coffins of the chinchillas they sacrifice weekly to populate The Donald's scalp.

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @TedSez: copy editors are out, didn't you hear?

izzodee544

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: Got to be more careful what I say. Some people here like to talk. I'll stop now.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: Oops!

@belltolls: Bell, I was crushin' on Gabrielle Carteris.

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: It's okay, Bell. I had a crush on Andrea from "90210."

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: I say we run out and tell everyone he knows!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: anonymous secret

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @Conbon: Oops, I forgot I was online. I just like to keep my pretend TV friends seperate from my real-life pretend friends.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @Conbon: Ain't much of a secret no mo'.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @belltolls: Why secret?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> I'm surprised she flies commercial and not private.

tribalpottery

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Is her bottom "Regularly Shaped" (as in the headline) or "rectangularly shaped" (as in the item)?

This is a job for a copy editor... or a geometrician.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: I have a secret crush on her and also the lady from Top Chef with the scar.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> I'd be afraid that Joey Combover, her father, has her tail guarded by paid thugs who beat anyone who disapproves of her behind.

donmiguel

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Rectangular. Not regular. Right?

RocketRockit

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @belltolls: You know what? It's the luckiest chair in the Boardroom.

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @DorothyMantooth: O hai. I've been waiting for an opening. So, thank you Ivanka!

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Hope it is not from sitting in the Boardroom.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Like a pair of cats struggling in a gunny sack?

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> With that (ahem) background, she could've splurged for an ogee. Or at least a beveled edge.

BedroomAccountant

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> @In Other News...: Hi there!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Like a Eurasian Oblong of Maximum Danger.

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]]> <![CDATA[Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom]]> Mr. Bottomtooth?

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

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