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Paris Hilton Nipple Flashes Exported To England

TedSez — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:39:23 EDT

Is young Beckhamstein Jr. going to an actual Jewish school, or a "kabbalah" school with a Jewish-sounding name? I doubt the Sun can tell the difference.

TedSez

Paris Hilton Nipple Flashes Exported To England

worth79 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:09:59 EDT

i'm sorry, but paris just moved up a notch in my book.

worth79

Paris Hilton Nipple Flashes Exported To England

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:48:10 EDT

@Helman: that is genius

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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Hands — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:25:40 EDT

I happen to be a big fan of both cottage cheese and trash bags. And yet oddly, not of Kim Kardashian.

Hands

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BadUncle — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:57:17 EDT

A silver lining: wee Prince Beckham isn't going to a Our Lady of a Thousand Thetans scientology school.

BadUncle

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scroll_lock — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:36:17 EDT

@BalknChain: Why are you sharing all my pet names for you? I thought we had a confidentiality agreement.

scroll_lock

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Helman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:34:05 EDT

Or maybe bubble-wrap thighs?

Helman

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Helman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:27:32 EDT

Cauliflower ass?

Helman

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BalknChain — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:15:31 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: goobers gluteus maximus

BalknChain

Paris Hilton Nipple Flashes Exported To England

Spirit Fingers — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:13:18 EDT

I wonder if when Obama becomes president if George W. will suddenly feel the need to compare Obam's ass to dairy, or if that's just something sluts do when the sex tape torch is passed on?

Spirit Fingers

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GeorgeBabbitt — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:09:38 EDT

@Valerie Flame: She needs that shirt to remind her of her name. On the tops of her shoes her assistant has written, "Put this one forward," and "Now this one. Repeat," in really large letters.

GeorgeBabbitt

Paris Hilton Nipple Flashes Exported To England

Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:04:05 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: I mean, I mean, I mean I was suggesting that as the name of the condition.

Mike_Jahn

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:03:27 EDT

@BalknChain: Goobers Butt?

Mike_Jahn

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:02:23 EDT

Now that she's wearing a tee shirt with her name on it, she doesn't seem so publicity shy.

Mike_Jahn

Paris Hilton Nipple Flashes Exported To England

BalknChain — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:51:56 EDT

Why has poor diet friendly cottage cheese been reduced to describing celluite. There needs to be an affirmative action plan for shining the halo of God and Diets back on to cottage cheese. Cottage cheese should be remembered for all the good it has done for asses globally. Let us describe fat asses by using the foods that probably did enlarge them like McFatass, The King's Ass, Too Many Frosties Ass, Moons Over My Hammy Ass, Pizza Slut Ass, etc. I will be printing Stop Cottage Cheese Ass t-shirts today if anyone would like to order.

BalknChain

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AirforceAmy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:47:59 EDT

It's nice to know Paris' eye-opening experience in jail has continued to make her a better, nicer and more philanthropic person.

AirforceAmy

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skahammer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:47:40 EDT

@Helman: Well maybe you're just sick of nipples, did you ever think of THAT?

skahammer

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Helman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:40:44 EDT

I, for one, am sick of Paris Hilton's nipples.

Helman

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skahammer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:14:23 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: Showing more scrupulosity in re: sourcing than your average LA Times reporter on the hip-hop beat. Well done.

skahammer

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jobsworth — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:10:32 EDT

@PRIsNotJournalism: Ummm....dad?

jobsworth

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:08:46 EDT

@skahammer: I scrolled back to be sure that's what you meant.

Mike_Jahn

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PRIsNotJournalism — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:07:07 EDT

If these celebs want to be targets of attention so much can we just ship them to Iraq?

PRIsNotJournalism

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Valerie Flame — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:06:25 EDT

Paris Hilton is wearing a shirt. For her, that's not even demure. She's downright buttoned up.

Valerie Flame

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skahammer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:02:04 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: Uh, the cupcakes video, that is.

I'm sure that was clear anyway.

skahammer

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skahammer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:00:42 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: Foreal, I use that video now to cheer me up when my spirits are low.

I guess that comes out to about four times a day.

skahammer

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:54:04 EDT

@skahammer: Last month I got two pretty good sticky buns at the Chicago Hilton.

Mike_Jahn

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:33:56 EDT

@NotAndersonCooper: Unlikely if those hookers weren't 12-year-old boys.

Mike_Jahn

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:28:22 EDT

@skahammer: More so if they can waltz

Mike_Jahn

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NotAndersonCooper — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:27:37 EDT

This is all pretty dull. I was hoping someone would nail the pope as client #10.

NotAndersonCooper

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skahammer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:22:32 EDT

Well, some of us still like cupcakes.

skahammer

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DonPardoCalrissian — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:20:30 EDT

In Re: 12yo Boob job, British=Gross.
In Re: Beckham Family Circus, British=Stupid. Also Tattoo=Not Jewish.
In Re: Paris Nipple, British=Won't count in the finals.
In Re: Wentz/Simpson, Barf=Retch.

DonPardoCalrissian

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annasballs — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:15:27 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: they have to start out like Dagmar's to wind up hanging down that far. Paris's have always been sad little sodden cupcakes, and will be in her no-less-skanky and skinny 90s.

annasballs

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:03:38 EDT

@annasballs: If you can't hold them between your knees they're not ...

Mike_Jahn

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annasballs — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:56:23 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Dear Heart: absolutely perfect description. One thing about Paris--she's not afraid of having old-lady tits. Fearless.

annasballs

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:55:01 EDT

@Mike_Jahn:

poor branding for him

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:36:29 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: woikin' out.
I was just thinking that Posh's tatoo is the name of her plastic surgeon.

Mike_Jahn

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:30:50 EDT

@Mike_Jahn: heh. ur up earleee 2day

question: so what did people like that used 2 do before the intratubz made it so easy?

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:25:33 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: The M&M toppings are kinda cute, though.

Mike_Jahn

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:15:38 EDT

sad little cupcakes left out in the rain

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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Mike_Jahn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:05:16 EDT

Can we assume that it was not John Mayer who wound up with David Hasselhoff's groupies?

Mike_Jahn