<![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> @Hamud: The timing of the trip was horrible because they "weren't ever spotted in public together."

SeeingI

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> Not to be captain of the lame police, but the Marc Jacobs article in GQ this month did an adequate job of trying to explain the crazy.

whitekidinflatbush

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> @Hamud: Commie, Pulitzer, Nobel... your pick.

However, leave the poor boy's Easter bonnet alone. It only comes once a year, much like...

curlyqtips

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> is the younger brother on gossip girl?

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> Is this when we do the over/under on Marc adopting a Chinese baby and settling down with a nice dolphin trainer?

curlyqtips

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> If you are going to fuck someone to get ahead, and surely she is not fucking THAT because she is sexually attracted to it, then don't do it in the public eye, figuratively speaking.

DigitalVersicolor

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> Agreed, lose the blue Justin hat. Was Marc always so tan?

Rumpelstilskin

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> @Hamud: Is this where we nominate people for commies? Cuz I nominate you.

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]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> @Twerpsichore:

Something about the distance between the boy toy's eyes pretty much screams, "I'm only minutes from the downward spiral. I was never very bright, or had much of a soul, but I could always make guys like me with my cheerful, sunshiny demeanor. But now I feel all empty inside. I think my heart has stopped beating. I thought this bright-blue hat would help, but it hasn't. In fact, I think it's made things worse. Much worse. Since I started wearing it, I've been gnawing on the sides of my tongue until I taste fresh blood. In the morning, my mouth smells like rotten meat. This hat makes me feel like my life isn't really my own. It's like I'm watching a movie of myself. And it's a horror movie and in it I'm dead, but I'm not dead. And I'm walking alone through a city I don't recognize, looking for someone."

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> Did I saw new enough? New.

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> These two could wear used Kleenex and look amazing. Still, my crush is fading with each new layer of tan and each new barely-legal new companion. I like the old, busy, rumpled, off-guard version better.

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> The hat. The shirt that matches the hat. The ear bling. The chain worn *under* the shirt collar. The scar under the eye from, I presume, the friction of the ear bling.

What's *right* with this picture?

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs' Special Friend Explains What "Boy Toy" Means]]> "The timing of that trip," Austin says, "was horrible."

Why?

Because it happened to coincide with a close-out sale of sky-blue hats?

Where does a young man get the idea that such a hat is sexy, attractive, or "fun"?

Hamud Ibn Hamud

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