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TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

drunkexpatwriter — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:47:55 EDT

@GeorgeBabbitt: Well, I haven't seen her, so I can only go by the time.

I mean, I'm sober at the moment, but I wouldn't expect people to assume so.

Kinda like if I called myself Bart9plus on a dating site, I couldn't complain if women were eventually disappointed.

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

GeorgeBabbitt — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:41:41 EDT

@drunkexpatwriter:From what little I've seen, I don't think Wookie is very hairy. And I don't think she'd take kindly to your implying so. She's lovely, but she can be fierce. ;-)

GeorgeBabbitt

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

drunkexpatwriter — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:09:35 EDT

@GeorgeBabbitt: Everyone has the right to have some furry fun from time time.

drunkexpatwriter

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

GeorgeBabbitt — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:49:31 EDT

@drunkexpatwriter: Funny thing is, many straight men here want nookie with Wookie, too.

GeorgeBabbitt

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

skahammer — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:34:06 EDT

@drunkexpatwriter: How well I know this...sadly.

skahammer

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

drunkexpatwriter — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:18:01 EDT

@skahammer: Hey,if you can't have fun with porn,you can't have fun with anything.

drunkexpatwriter

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

skahammer — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:03:24 EDT

@drunkexpatwriter: A true professional you are, sir.

skahammer

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

BalknChain — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:37:29 EDT

Bend It Like (this in front of) Beckham

BalknChain

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

blix — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:57:46 EDT

Drudge seems to enjoy the occassional Congressional probe.

blix

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

mattymcd — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:53:35 EDT

Sienna Miller seems a bit out of place, that's not a wardrobe malfunction - that's a Thursday.

mattymcd

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:51:55 EDT

They still can't touch CNN.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

Products Will Save Me — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:45:15 EDT

TMZ Takes It In the Brit.

Products Will Save Me

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

KarenUhOh — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:33:22 EDT

"It's The Cheesiest!" ought to work for the majority of their subjects.

KarenUhOh

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

drunkexpatwriter — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:29:59 EDT

TMZ should create a banner ad for themselves by using a picture of Britney and then putting the text "Come Here Often?" over her chest.

drunkexpatwriter

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

Mike_Jahn — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:21:04 EDT

I seem to recall long ago when a little tabloid weekly on the cusp of the Hamptons -- editor to remain unidentified -- boasted about its coverage of local proms, parties, and other such celebrations with the headline "we cover your balls."

Mike_Jahn

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

drunkexpatwriter — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:17:41 EDT

I should apply for a job with TMZ. All I do during my workday lately is write dick jokes.

Yesterday my client wanted an article about the "20 Men That Make Bears Spank Their Crank."

I made Chewbacca #14 with the explanation "Real men want nookie from the wookie."

drunkexpatwriter

TMZ's Cheesy, Innuendo-Laden Headlines

KarenUhOh — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:03:17 EDT

Harvey Wallbanger.

KarenUhOh