<![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @timbnyc44: That she did not. I debated with her about her mother's commitment to fiscal responsibility. She referred me to her website and then cited a number of votes of her mother that didn't really tell me anything. At this point, I'm really more concerned with this country not borrowing itself into a black hole and not destroying the credit markets and the world economy with our unsustainable spending. But now that you mention it, I do agree that her father signing that bill (it was a compromise to get something else he wanted, I believe), was a little shameful. But he's not running for president, so I didn't bring it up.

Oh, and Chelsea in person doesn't look that bad. She's very thin. I think the cable news programs are still having fun with PhotoShop at her expense.

kokotaylor

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> Did she explain to the crowd why her father signed the Defense of Marriage Act, and then took out ads on small-market Christian radio stations boasting about it?

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @In Other News...: Her ass was like two puppies fighting in a duffel bag. Specifically, Jack Russells. What I'm trying to remember is if she inherited the huge cankles of her dear madre. Thank God Hillary now wears pants exclusively.

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]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> I spoke to her for about 3 mintues in one of the gay bars in Philly. We actually had a conversation and she had intelligent things to say. After we spoke, some very big men made me vow to never repeat it.

kokotaylor

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @In Other News...: I think that's a stroll.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> And BTW, there MUST have been more to that "I grabbed her ass" quote from the young woman. Was it firm? Spongy? Like two-week-old marshmallow pillows from the Mall of America? Was it fine, like an aged (pronounced "AY-jed") cheese shat by a goat ensconced in a copse of fig trees found in the deepest reaches of Galilee? When pennies toward it are tossed, dost said pennies bounce back with such a ferocity, sonic booms are heard in wilds of Chile and frightens rebel malcontents into subservience? Was it an ass that formed the very substance of heaven? Speak, woman, SPEAK!

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]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @oneninesevenfour: @MattGaymon: Do any of them serve those cheez whiz and steak-umm sandwiches I hear so much about? Or are they all like the bar in that Danny DeVito-produced show on FX?

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]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @SayHeyJay:

"... except the feeling that this bullshit is absurd."

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @VoxPopuli: Nice!

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> Oh yeah. Thank God Miss Chelsea loves the gayz. Because her mother belongs to the extraordinarily and explicitly anti-gay Methodist Church and her husband signed DOMA and Don't Ask Don't Tell.

My stupid stupid fellow gayz. Hillary is not Judy Garland, girls.

scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> A 9-year-old girl attempting to ask an innocent question of the Chelz gets rousted by Secret Service agents, but a gay gets to grab her ass?
Priorities.

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> 'I grabbed her ass,' one young woman exclaimed...

(Singing)
But I felt nothing,
I'm feeling nothing..."

SayHeyJay

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> God-she's really working it for her mum!?

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @In Other News...: It does if you live in Philly. That's all of them.

oneninesevenfour

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> ... and then a handsy, bi-curious Monica Lewinsky grabbed her butt and offered her a cigar, and the universe folded in upon itself.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> My stream of consciousness on arriving at the line, “Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians”: duh, chelsea is a gayborhood, it’s always mobbed ... wait, wasn’t this in philly? ... oh, chelsea, right. where am i?

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> I HATE HATE HATE when one gay speaks for the rest! No Tori Spelling, Paris Hilton, etc. The gays DO NOT love you!

Jaguares

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @BettyCrocker: me, too

however, chelsea totally smacks down the bush spawn in the offspring category

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @BettyCrocker: i saw her one day waiting outside coffee shop at union sq ... low key, friend showed up, off they went

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> Bye-bye to Tori Spelling's hope of becoming the next gay icon.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @In Other News...: I think that is the number of gay bars in Philly. So yes by default.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @Helman: Her hedge fund job was in my office building - she always seemed very professional. Nice to know she can suck down fruitinis with us.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> @BettyCrocker: Fair enough. But Chelsea rocks.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> Does visiting four establishments a "gay bar crawl" make?

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]]> <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp]]> Meh. I'm still voting for Obama.

BettyCrocker

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