<![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> How about this - I'm a middle aged suburban soccer mom and I'll blurb how much I fear the book and how the moral compass of America is way off. I'll send a photo of me in mom jeans. Can I get some swag and stuff too?

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Isn't Richard Grayson the guy who wrote about Hamilton Nolan in his last book? It was hilarious.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Craigslust

I found an apartment on craigslist
Along with a leather sofa
And a surprisingly clean tuxedo
That I bought from a TV gofer.

But the biggest surprise of them all
(On the dating page that Craig carried)
Was finding my wife and her picture--
I thought we were happily married.

Leon Freilich

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Deflower power!

I guess that skews more towards the tweens. Dammit.

fingerfingerfinger

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> @carnevale: Thanks. I also want to stay in the teen sex genre forever - only it's getting a bit creepy now, even though I do cleanse and moisturise twice a day, I'm not really pulling it off the way I used to.

Euphemisy!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Dude, She Like Totally Came is genius, I suggest you pitch it to them. After this post, they'll want to stay in the teen sex genre forever.

carnevale

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> @marvel girl: there's actually this whole application process you have to go through to even be a hipster. questions are pretty much what you'd expect; age, sex, number of times pictured on 'last night's party', level of internet fame ranked from 1-10, number of items owned from american apparel, list of all djs that you are familiar with. Also, include a picture of yourself wearing empty-framed glasses.

izzodee544

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> "Minorities encouraged to apply. Under 18, must have parents' permission." Rarely has so much offensiveness been expressed so pithily.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Robin the Boy Wonder wrote a book?

PattyCake

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Lolcait wrote a book?

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Damn - I'm officially ten years too late to pitch them "Dude, She Like Totally Came".

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> I actually wrote a story about this guy Richard Grayson once when he was running for state legislature in Florida on an ultraliberal platform. He did not win.

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> I have some sex advice for teens.

Girls: Blue balls are a real problem. Don't cause them.

Boys: "Pull & Pray" is a 100% effective birth control technique if your do both hard enough.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> "Wow! A lot of people ejaculate before penetration! Now I know I'm not alone. Thanks, Who Will Kiss the Pig!

- Dr. Sparkles, Williamsburg

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> there is so much wrong, but i'll just start with this: 18-25yo hipsters

i thought the definition of hipster was graduated from expensive college and still being supported by mumsie and poppsie but acting all disenfranchised and rebellious

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> No, since you've brought it up. I'm NOT pissed I wasn't asked. Not in the fucking least.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Yeah, because stories about premature ejaculation are so freaking cool.

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> The proprietors of this company, along with those of the "Hipster Book Club" deserve to be ritually slaughtered.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Cool Enough To Blurb This Book?]]> Hipsters have to have headshots now? Wow, I'm so out of it...

marvel girl

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