Spitzer Sex Scenes: Now More Cringey - Gawker Comments

Spitzer Sex Scenes: Now More Cringey

Rrrrttt — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:23:17 EDT

Probably navy knee-highs with a chartreuse argyle pattern. The higher the sock, the better the fock.

Rrrrttt

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izzodee544 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:13:20 EDT

oh, and anal beads. that's my guess.

izzodee544

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izzodee544 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:12:42 EDT

2 girls 1 governor

izzodee544

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SheLaughs — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:11:50 EDT

@keram2: @themotionintheocean:

Socks on are a sure fire mood killer.

SheLaughs

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PinkPundit — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:26:09 EDT

What, no one's suggested nipple clamps? As they say at Babeland, men have nipples too! Even nerdy moralists

[store.babeland.com]

PinkPundit

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I Don't Get It — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:56:31 EDT

@the supergoddess: Those ambulatory surgery socks with the little rubber bits on the bottom may be acceptable. They give good "gription."

I Don't Get It

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twoeightnine — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:39:41 EDT

He definitely crys in the corner while holding his beloved teddy bear which is completely normal, right?

twoeightnine

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keram2 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:38:26 EDT

Socks, in any context - sex, w/sandals, sliding across wooden floors - are always weird. Nobody looks good in them.

keram2

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the supergoddess — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:29:08 EDT

@CaptainFantastic: there's so much weird about keeping socks on during sex I can't even joke with you about it. I mean, I'm, like, breaking out in hives just thinking about besocked fucking.

the supergoddess

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Nard — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:58 EDT

@BalknChain: Strapped For Cash

Nard

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CaptainFantastic — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:40 EDT

Nothing weird about keeping on the socks. They're the only things you can't put back on while running down the hall/stairs/street.

CaptainFantastic

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BooWahBabe — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:00:14 EDT

Post prints fake story after fake story: Remember the last madam. Well turns out Murrary Weiss and company were wrong: She had NOTHING to do with Spitzer. Remember the Marilyn sex video: There was NONE. Remember Tiger Woods' Hamptons home purchase: DID NOT HAPPEN. And the beat goes on.

BooWahBabe

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Seanibus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:54:24 EDT

@Sarcastro: After the abuse I have heaped on my liver over the years, I suspect that mine could be mistaken for a small furry rodent.

Seanibus

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scroll_lock — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:53:32 EDT

@raincoaster: @Sarcastro: The exam notes state the hamster was wearing four teeny black socks.

Also, I'm sure Ed McMahon would like to know about regrowing some liver cells. Please send him the info in .pdf format.

scroll_lock

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:45:43 EDT

@scroll_lock: I am, among other things, a medical writer, and that looks an awful lot like a device I've written about that regrows liver cells. Minus the rodent, of course.

Sarcastro

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raincoaster — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:41:09 EDT

My guess? The second hooker IS Roger Stone, that's how he knew.

@scroll_lock: That can't be topped. So to speak.

raincoaster

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scroll_lock — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:35:16 EDT

@Sarcastro: Photo from his recent colonoscopy:

scroll_lock

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themotionintheocean — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:34:54 EDT

"Sources said the second hooker also noted that Spitzer liked to keep his socks on during sex - a claim previously made by Republican political operative Roger Stone."

Wait, was Spitzer having fucking Roger Stone too?!

themotionintheocean

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:30:07 EDT

@scroll_lock: I am told that he has one of those exercise wheels stationed in his large intestine.

Sarcastro

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scroll_lock — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:27:32 EDT

@Sarcastro: His ass is a Habitrail!

scroll_lock

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:16:02 EDT

@Pussy Galore: Sure. I'll meet you at The Grape around quarter to six.

Sarcastro

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KarenUhOh — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:11:26 EDT

I knew G.I. Joe was cheating on me.

KarenUhOh

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Pussy Galore — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:06:46 EDT

Anal probe, anyone?

Pussy Galore

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:01:33 EDT

Maybe this is the Richard Gere urban legend come true.

Sarcastro

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Rumpelstilskin — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:01:33 EDT

Ex-Governor's "Aides" Take Stage

How come the ladies in porno get to keep their stilletoes on during the Act and people snicker at guy's socks?

Sexism at its rawest, basest nature.

Rumpelstilskin

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Sarcastro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:00:45 EDT

@Ryan Tate: Hooray!

Sarcastro

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YourGoldKeith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:53:52 EDT

If you keep your sox on the o is better...

YourGoldKeith

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Bos'un's Mate — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:43:31 EDT

I am a Gawker dick/shamus,
inquiring of governors, famous:
Spitzer, McGreevey,
others so pervy,
Sir, what's that up your anus?

Bos'un's Mate

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maxfield1 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:14:04 EDT

I concur. He liked the dildo up his love tunnel/poop chute.
"Cringey?" That is my new favorite word. I'm going to say it all day...

maxfield1

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BalknChain — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:10:25 EDT

@rod: Unbuttplugged?

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:10:01 EDT

Two Hoes, One Schmuck
Of Spitzer Sex and Socks
There Will Be Socks
Gold Toes n Hoes
Spitzer: Raw(er)
Spitzer's Got Some More 'Splainin' to Do

BalknChain

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BettyCrocker — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:46:37 EDT

Dildonoes!

BettyCrocker

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:46:30 EDT

"The full portrait of Mr. Spitzer's sexual interests has yet to be told," one source said.

portrait/told -- block that metaphor!

also, aside from whether it's worth putting in the newspaper on philosphical grounds, it's not really interesting, just meh

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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Trixie from Toronto — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:39:40 EDT

My guess is that he likes his ladies of the evening to don strap-ons and bang him up the arse. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Trixie from Toronto

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Ryan Tate — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:37:27 EDT

@rod: DILD'OH!

Ryan Tate

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rod townsend — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:34:22 EDT

SECOND SPITZ SEXGIRL: UNPLUGGED!!!

rod townsend

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Seanibus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:32:39 EDT

Maybe he brought his own blowup doll?

Seanibus