'If you have paparazzi, you know you’ve gotten somewhere' - Gawker Comments

'If you have paparazzi, you know you’ve gotten somewhere'

VirusWithShoes — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:51:49 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: That's usually by accident or joint-slippage due to over-oiling on both our parts.

VirusWithShoes

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Pope John Peeps II — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:48:20 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: What about when she kisses you in the groin and knees you in the face?

Pope John Peeps II

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VirusWithShoes — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:44:24 EDT

@Unfun: Awww. There's those mood swings I've come to know and love!

I like it when you kiss me and knee me in the groin at the same time.

VirusWithShoes

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Unfun — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:39:55 EDT

@Nard38: Hilarious.
@Swifter: I can't stop looking at her Twitter either! That and Mary's blog, and I feel so cold and empty inside, and I take it out on VirusWithShoes in passive/aggressive IM conversations. Fuck you Virus! I love you!

Unfun

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CopyofBlueboy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:21:56 EDT

They have a cream for that, Vanessa. By prescription only.

CopyofBlueboy

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skahammer — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:18:42 EDT

@skahammer: Oh brother. I posted this little attempt at ha-ha before I'd waded through the JA-stalker thread.

Now I'm feeling my existence here is a little precarious. Anyone know what brand of Scotch Mr. Ketch prefers?

skahammer

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Swifter — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:18:37 EDT

@In Other News...: According to her Twitter, which I now follow sporadically (help me!), Julia Allison will be arriving in Las Vegas shortly to meet with the other fish, so perhaps she can spare you some chips.

@Nard38: Fanny packs are so last season.

Swifter

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In Other News... — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:18:23 EDT

@BullfightsOnAcid: Moral sex, of course.

In Other News...

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:15:14 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog:

OH NO. I am NOT falling for that one!

Chaim Gnadelstein

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winniemc — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:14:46 EDT

Yeah, I want my 19-year-old starlets to be drunk drunk, not fame drunk.

winniemc

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Swifter — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:13:44 EDT

@BullfightsOnAcid: Oh, yeah, I forgot most of you are in New York.

Swifter

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hamburgerhotdog — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:11:07 EDT

If your hand is bigger than your face, you know you've got AIDS.

hamburgerhotdog

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BullfightsOnAcid — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:01:27 EDT

@Swifter: What is this 'moral' you speak of?

BullfightsOnAcid

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:01:03 EDT

If you have garbage bag, you know you've gotten raincoat.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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In Other News... — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:00:34 EDT

@Swifter: Agreed on all counts. Can you spot me some chips?

In Other News...

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Itsjustcatnip — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:48:08 EDT

"If you have paparazzi, you have a ride home" - Britney

Itsjustcatnip

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ineffable.me — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:47:48 EDT

Well everyone already saw her bush, so this picture is positively conservative.

ineffable.me

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Nard — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:47:23 EDT

@Swifter: I hear you on the Vegas thing, but I hate when they ask to keep their fanny packs on to cover their gray pubic hair. It's like, "We've come this far, Edith! Don't get shy now!!!"

Nard

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:45:25 EDT

I seen Buzz Aldrin's on the TMZ, and THAT motherfucker's been to THE MOON!

Chaim Gnadelstein

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:45:06 EDT

"And, before taking Hudgens' quote as the shallow babbling of a fame-drunk teenager, stop to think: it's also entirely true."

These two things are not mutually exclusive, Nick. In fact, 90% of the shallow babblings of a fame-drunk teenagers are self-promoting statements of the obvious.

The other 10% are statements that defend these inanities as somehow insightful because they are true.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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Swifter — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:42:38 EDT

@In Other News...: Under 18 is wrong.

18-21 is legal but not really moral unless you're under 25.

Over 21 is fine.

Rule of thumb: if you can meet her in a casino in Las Vegas, she's fair game.

Swifter

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In Other News... — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:39:11 EDT

@Priam: 19-year-olds are of legal age. I think you might want to read up on the definition of "pedophilia."

In Other News...

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skahammer — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:34:07 EDT

But to know you've really arrived, V-Hugs, you need at least a stalker or two as well.

I think Smails is available.

skahammer

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Priam — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:33:56 EDT

@In Other News...: Just getting a little tired of the press reporting on the press to get press.

Priam

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Priam — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:31:28 EDT

@In Other News...: I see you are from the Jerry Lee Lewis school of thought.

Priam

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In Other News... — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:30:27 EDT

@Priam: And, what the heck are you talking about?

In Other News...

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WackoJacko — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:29:53 EDT

Yes, Nick, it's true. And stupid. And it's bad. BAD. Why don't we ever just all acknowledge that human beings thinking of themselves as "brands" is sort of hellishly bad? And that was my earnesty fart of the day. Thank you.

WackoJacko