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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5400160">dcbadger</a>: Did you just put Rushdie, Roth, Updike, Morrison, and DeLillo on the same list as Hamsun, Beckett, Joyce, and Kafka?</p> <p><a href="http://ianspiegelman.com">ian spiegelman</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My god, what an egregiously false claim. Hemingway, the best of the last century? Holy crap. Have you ever read Joyce, Proust, Kafka, Conrad, Gide, Pynchon, Woolf, Welty, Beckett, Morrison, Rushdie, Bellow, Roth, DeLillo, McCarthy, Faulkner, Updike, Hamsun, and the list goes on and on?</p> <p>dcbadger</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5398838">Seeräuber Jenny</a>:</p>
<p>I don't think it's particularly surprising.</p>
<p>Frank O'Hara worked full-time at MOMA. Philip Larkin worked full-time as a librarian. Dana Gioia was a big-shot at General Foods for a long time.</p>
<p>(It's when you get to the confessional poets that things get real dicey employment-wise. Most of them were too fuckin' crazy to hold down a real job.)</p>
<p>About Harvard. Elizabeth Bishop really, really <i>hated</i> teaching there, but did so at the end of her life for the $$ and benefits. She didn't like the stuffiness or the meetings.</p>
<p>About Stevens. There's not much to know about his life. His marriage was disappointing in the conventional ways. He was mildly bigoted in the conventional ways.</p>
<p>Veterinarians routinely read aloud from Stevens biographies when they need to put very large animals to sleep.</p> <p>Hamud Ibn Hamud</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5398795">Hamud</A>: @<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5398240">AndSheSaid</A>: Sophists! But really funny sophists.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a linkindex="3322" href="#c5392287">minou</a>: @<a linkindex="3323" href="#c5392338">belltolls</a>:</p>
<p>I've never had strong feelings about Wallace Stevens as a person (Not that I know all that much about him.).  I do remember being shocked as a kid to read an article that said he'd turned down a prestigious Harvard lecture fellowship because he was afraid of jeopardizing his position as an insurance company executive.</p>
<p>Years later, I understand why a poet might want to keep his relatively lucrative day job.</p>
<p>Still, too bad he couldn't work something out.</p> <p>Seeräuber Jenny</p>]]></description>
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<p>That's <i>fascinating</i>.</p>
<p>I knew William Blake disguised himself as a lamb and roamed the meadows Sussex in order gain the first-hand experience he needed for writing <i>Songs of Innocence</i>, but I never read about Dickinson's delirious tenure as a gun.</p>
<p>I think this all just goes to show that the great writers of yesteryear were far more honest and resourceful than today's puling Ivory-Tower know-nothings who sit on their fat white asses in Berkelely or Sag Harbor and write limp-wristed tone poems about things they can only imagine.</p> <p>Hamud Ibn Hamud</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a linkindex="315" href="#c5393083">skahammer</a>:</p>
<p>So you can keep up with the hipsters, these days the preferred English translation of that work's title is <i>In Search of Lost Time</i>.</p>
<p>The line from the Shakespeare sonnet used by the first translator, C.K. Scott Moncrieff, is considered too passive.  I'm not sure, but I don't think Proust was crazy about it either.</p> <p>Seeräuber Jenny</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5397236">Hamud</a>: Emily Dickinson transformed herself
into a loaded gun and local hunters were amazed at what a good shot she
was, especially considering that the bullets were projected from out of
her taut virginal hymen. That is, until she met Death with whom she
famously carried on a torrid love affair. At first she resisted but
Death ardently pursued her, stopping outside her home in his tricked
out carriage every Saturday night. She finally gave in to his
entreaties. Many people insist their relationship was not physical but
she once confessed in a letter to Col. Higginson that when Death
climaxed he made the sound of buzzing flies.</p> <p><a href="http://">SheWalkedWithAZombie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5397236">Hamud</a>: ...all of which was <i>nothing</i> compared to what he went through to write <i>The Temptation of Saint Anthony</i>.</p> <p><a href="http://www.epicharmus.com/masterpiece">Dickdogfood</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5397236">Hamud</A>: Next you are going to tell me Proust wrote in a cork-lined room to keep the world out.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5391920">belltolls</a>:</p>
<p><i>"It's likely hard for people to understand there was a time when writers actually went out and did things before they wrote about them."</i></p>
<p>Flaubert was of course exemplary in this regard.</p>
<p>It wasn't easy, mind you, for a fat, prematurely balding epileptic man to pass himself off as a beautiful and dainty convent-educated provincial lass in order to marry a boorish but good-hearted <i>officier de santé</i>.</p>
<p>But Flaubert's devotion to his craft was such that he excelled at this masquerade, not only marrying a country doctor, but consummating the marriage and somehow from such congress became pregnant and successfully gave birth to a daughter.</p>
<p>Like all great writers, Flaubert disdained the dilettantish reveries worshipped by middle-brows as "imagination." Nothing less than hands-on flesh-and-blood personal experience would ever inform his work. And so Flaubert persisted in his lifeless provincial marriage with the dullard physician.</p>
<p>But gradually Flaubert, still magnificent in faultless imposture, grew restless and embarked on a number of doomed affairs with unavailable men, borrowing money lavishly for the gowns and bagatelles needed for nurturing and maintaining an inconstant lover's fancy.</p>
<p>Flaubert's ingenious ruse would likely have continued until his "fun money" ran out, had not one of Flaubert's overbearing lovers discovered that Flaubert had in fact an extraordinarly large and exquisitely functional penis.</p>
<p>With only minutes to spare, Flaubert managed to escape the crowd of vengeful philistines who ransacked the home he shared with his husband and daughter. Fully assuming his identity as a man, Flaubert made his way to his mother's home in Croisset where, armed with ample and highly vivid first-hand factual experience, he spent the next five years writing <i>Madame Bovary</i>.</p> <p>Hamud Ibn Hamud</p>]]></description>
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<P>I read that as Frey Fest. We should start one.</P> <p>miss_msry</p>]]></description>
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<P>Shit, it's Hemingway's fault I even know about the Murpheys.</P>
<P>For that alone he deserved the shotgun up the mouth.</P> <p>miss_msry</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5395264">minou</a>: Hahaha - will do.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c5392450">belltolls</a>: Much obliged!</p> <p>GraniteInMyVeins</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5395264">minou</A>: Don't try to draw me into a serious discussion here. I have seen what happens when people try--it's ketch as ketch can if you know what I mean--but suffice it to say I grew up in Oak Park, Illinois and was made to recite Carlos Baker each night by the fire. A Moveable Feast wouldn't pass the Frey test but I love it still.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5395264">minou</A>: You mean he didn't say dinky?</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5392450">belltolls</a>: I'm not picking on you, Bell, we just keep respectfully disagreeing.</p>
<p>It is worth looking up, Granite. The summary doesn't do the scene justice.If you can imagine, you'll find it in the chapter "A Matter of Measurements."</p> <p>minou</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5392338">belltolls</a>: For my part, I have a huge problem with "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird" and would have give up on Stevens were it not for "The Idea of Order...". So I hear you.</p> <p>minou</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393973">famousauthor</a>: That is the most awful thing I have ever heard.</p> <p><a href="http://ianspiegelman.com">ian spiegelman</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393913">Hez</a>: As you like it, sweetest.</p>
<p>In fact, you're probably right.  On those increasingly predictable midafternoon occasions when I've had to lift a forlorn, crying figure off the patio bricks, worry the oversized soft-lead pencil from her white-knuckled grip, and ease her into a warm, scented bath with her favorite Cat Stevens album playing softly in the background, all the while drying her tears of frustration with my fashionably untucked shirttail -- you're right, it's probably the Jumble(tm) itself that is the actual recipient of my ministrations as often as one-eighth of the time.  I suppose I'd been overlooking that fact until you pointed it out just now.  My bad.</p> <p><a href="n/a">skahammer</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393823">skahammer</a>: That's me - always putting the board in bored shorts.<br>
And I don't struggle with the Jumble(tm)... <b><i>THE JUMBLE(tm) STRUGGLES WITH ME!</i></b></p> <p><a href="http://cvxn.tumblr.com">Hez</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393651">Hez</a>: Actually I've grown quite accustomed to the way your mambozos will occasionally cascade out of your oversized pajama top when you're distractedly struggling with the Jumble(tm) -- it's quite fetching.  But I understand your desire to look sharp -- the pool boy will be here in minutes, and last weekend I noticed he went home with lipstick on the drawstring of his board shorts.</p>
<p>Not that I judge, at all.  I just think you'd enjoy it more if you mixed in some soda and ice rather than nipping straight from the bottle when you think I'm not looking.  As always, it's your well-being I have uppermost in my mind.</p> <p><a href="n/a">skahammer</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393612">skahammer</a>: Sounds like it's time for mami's dresser! Woo!</p> <p><a href="http://cvxn.tumblr.com">Hez</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393475">Hez</a>: Technically, dear, "time to start drinking" implies that there was a recent and generally identifiable period of time when you <i>stopped</i> drinking.</p>
<p>You're forgiven, though, as long as you keep doling out those lusty hugs. ::hint::</p> <p><a href="n/a">skahammer</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393068">Hez</a>: @<a href="#c5393087">skahammer</a>: GAH! Must be time to start drinking.<br>
<a href="http://www.plightofthefisherman.com">[www.plightofthefisherman.com]</a></p> <p><a href="http://cvxn.tumblr.com">Hez</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5393068">Hez</a>: Is it you that's always posting broken links, or is it the gin?</p> <p><a href="n/a">skahammer</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5392450">belltolls</a>: That was awesome. Can you do other Hemingway novels too? Or maybe <i>Remembrance of Things Past</i>?</p> <p><a href="n/a">skahammer</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5391909">In Other News...</a>: Not exactly, <a href="http://www.plightofthefishermen.com/%22">but it helps.</a><br>
<i>Farewell to Arms</i> was on TV the other night, and what an epic bit of miscasting that woman was. For a supposed 24-year-old, she looked positively matronly. Gave the whole romance an unintentional and very jarring <i>Harold &amp; Maude</i> vibe.</p> <p><a href="http://cvxn.tumblr.com">Hez</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I don't know who it was, but it certainly wasn't Mr. drunken, run-on sentences H.</p> <p><a href="http://copyranter.blogspot.com/">mark duffy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>See, I could never find much fun in Hemingway's antics and thought Proust was like the all-time greatest 20C writer. But that's quite possibly just the GUHEIGH in me.</p> <p><a href="http://www.epicharmus.com/masterpiece">Dickdogfood</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5392349">GraniteInMyVeins</A>:It's not worth looking up. Here is the skinny: Fitz is bitching to Hem that Zelda says it is Fitz's small dinky that keeps her sexually unsatisfied and so Hem takes him in the bathroom and looks at his dinky and says, "It's your average dinky." But Fitz will not believe Hem, so Hem takes him to some museum in Paris (Paris is lousy with museums) and shows Fitz some Greek statues of men and says, "See, normal dinky." But Fitz does not believe him and goes on to drink and work in Hollywood and then die.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5391908">With Love and Squalor</a>: Ha!  I totes don't remember Hemingway snarking about Fitz's cock in <i>A Moveable Feast</i>.  I'm just not quite sure it's worth re-reading for that passage.</p> <p>GraniteInMyVeins</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5392287">minou</A>: It is a swell poem. I just got a problem with that guy.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5392091">Seeräuber Jenny</a>: Ha! Now I'm going to reread the poem and look for the punch.</p> <p>minou</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5392109">belltolls</a>: This is one of my favorites also. But I like it as Stevens's. Somehow, it uncovers him.</p> <p>minou</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5392091">Seeräuber Jenny</A>: Marvelous poem. I read it and pretend it is by William Carlos Williams.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a linkindex="142" href="#c5392091">Seeräuber Jenny</a>:</p>
<p>One of my all-time favorites:</p>
<p><a linkindex="143" href="http://www.cscs.umich.edu/%7Ecrshalizi/Poetry/Stevens/The_Idea_of_Order_at_Key_West.html">[www.cscs.umich.edu]</a></p> <p>Seeräuber Jenny</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a linkindex="106" href="#c5392008">minou</a>:</p>
<p>And when Wallace came to he had a new idea of order at Key West.</p> <p>Seeräuber Jenny</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5006981/hemingway-continues-to-diss-from-beyond-the-grave#c5392008">minou</A>: Stevens was also an insurance company executive which would be reason enough to thrash him.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My favorite Hemingway anecdote:</p>
<p>Hemingway boasted(in a letter to Sara Murphy)that, in a boxing match at his home in Key West, he had knocked Wallace Stevens down quite handily: "... for statistics sake Mr. Stevens is 6 feet 2 weighs 225 lbs and ... when he hits the ground it is highly spectaculous."</p>
<p>Also, Stevens was 20 years older than Hemingway.</p> <p>minou</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It's likely hard for people to understand there was a time when writers actually went out and did things before they wrote about them.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5391889">mydeadgayson</a>: I think you meant Clive Cussler.</p> <p><a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com">In Other News...</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I knew a Hemingway once.  No relation, but he was <i>quite</i> the prick.  As for Spencer Tracy in <i>Old Man and the Sea</i>, don't you <i>have</i> to be fat and very rich nowadays to <i>afford</i> fishing?</p> <p><a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com">In Other News...</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Gertrude and F. Scott shared a penis? Who knew?</P> <p>Products Will Save Me</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>greatest writer of the last century? surely, ian, you haven't forgotten about dave eggers?</P> <p>mydeadgayson</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hotchner also helped create the spaghetti sauce that became the first Newman's Own product with his neighbor Paul.</P> <p>belltolls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>i love papa.</p> <p><a href="n/a">A Nooner For Nina</a></p>]]></description>
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