<![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @Priam: hits nail on head.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> And Katherine Heigl will complain about something to keep herself relevant in 5....4....3....2....1

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> I hardly think any British man wants to go on about doughy, pasty out of shape bodies and tiny penises. Not while Chris Hitchens and Prince Charles still roam the planet.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @dandles: Agreed. Way more Franko. Oh, and while we're at it - Lindsey Wier, can we please be friends?

Rachelattack

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @punkybrewster: eff that indeed!

Lady Shrimpton

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> "sorry state of masculinity in American movies today" -- just in the movies?

Lady Shrimpton

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @NinaHagen: I'd still rather see Harvey in his robe than Lars Ulrich in his jogging shorts. Also, my friend who lives on Sutton Place has a "Taxi" button in his elevator. That still blows my mind.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> How come no movies about doughy, pallid ladies? In fact, all of the women in Judd Apatow's movies are gorgeous. Yawn / eff that.

punkybrewster

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @Rumpelstilskin: I am totally willing to take that on.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> The word "romcom" is what's killing me.

It sounds like a military state of alert. Romcom 5! Man your stations! We have flaccid, hello!

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @NinaHagen And to think I was just about to write a letter to The Times about Nicole Kidman's swollen red hands, shame on me.

rossholio

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> I can't believe we've gone this long without mentioning Russell Brand.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Awww, he's cute and you never know how big those things will get. I once slept with a porn actor who went from three inches to ten in sixy seconds. The Pentagon should investigate this. But he does use it for good.

Rumpelstilskin

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Rogen and Cera are Canadian anyway.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Someone needs to send Goodwin a DVD of Eastern Promises.

brilliantmistake

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @cassandra:

No shittier than making fun of an older woman's breasts, as I read happens in There's Something About Mary. (I may have the wrong film, but I remember all the mean-spirited jokes by the primarily male movie critics.)

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @cassandra: Because no one does that to women's tatas. I saw a bit in the Star about "Angelina Jolie's bony hands." I mean, God help us.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> It's pretty shitty to dis a guy's naughty bits, though. Like, there he is, vulnerable and naked, and the critics just see a Lorena Bobbit opportunity to comment on its size and shape.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Jason Segal shouldn't be in the same category as Seth Rogen. He is much, much more attractive. Besides, the movie wouldn't have worked if he looked like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Really good-looking guys always get the girl.

demetria23

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> As Marlon once said, "Kowalski was always right, and never afraid. He never wondered, he never doubted. His ego was very secure. And he had the kind of brutal agressiveness that I hate. I'm afraid of it. I detest the character."

He probably would have preferred Seth Rogen himself.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @TedSez: My apologies. It's a tough one to pull off.

My Brando impression consists of me yelling "STELLLLLL-AAAAA!!!!!" and then beating holy hell out of Karl Malden.

It hasn't exactly earned me rave reviews. Especially since Mr. Malden passed his 90th birthday. Six years ago.

But in my book, Ted, you're definitely a contender.

skahammer

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @skahammer: Actually, that was my Brando impression. Doesn't work so well in print.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @TedSez: DAMMIT! I specifically asked that Richard Simmons not be invited to this party!

Well, at least he put on a pair of pants.

skahammer

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @Seeräuber Jenny: I think Heston & Wayne came into their own later in their careers - although both did descend into caricature - particularly Wayne - see True Grit - arghhhhh.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Hey, fellllaaaas!!!

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @SarahHeartburn:

Didn't he have some full frontal in Velvet
Goldmine? (Or was that too indie to count?)

Brando, in his youth, was boyish and slender. He had muscles, but was no Sylvester Stallone.

Bogart was only 5' 8." He had to stand on a box in his scenes with Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca. Although often tough, he had an appealingly boyish side.

I think every generation of male actors has its boys and he-men, although the he-men tend to be, relatively speaking, the less gifted actors, e.g., John Wayne, Charlton Heston.

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @NinaHagen: into - you are addle-pated.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> I still prefer a great chest to a member any day.@vulturesquadron: Has he turned inti Irving Berlin who used to go to the mailbox on Sutton Place in his bathrobe everyday.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @CrankYank: I think some Hugh Jackman full frontal would be nice too, or Gerard Butler. We need more than that ass shot from 300.

As I've said before, Apatow should at least force James Franco to show it if he's going to torture us.

dandles

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> I would worry more about the trends the Apatow actors are setting in crappy acting rather than what they look like. Meow! WOOF!

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @SarahHeartburn: Ewan loves showing the wee wee. I think a Jake Gyllenhaal full frontal could dispel all this nonsense. Really, he should do it for the good of us all.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> i don't understand...are neck beards not manly?

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Well, there does exist modern beefcake, like Ewen McGregor. Good actor too. And the full frontal in Young Adam is something you wouldn't want your mom to see. (Well, depending on the mom in question).

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @NinaHagen: Just hang around N. Moore and Greenwich Street long enough and you'll see Keitel in his wang-revealing bathrobe holding court in Tribeca. You get used to it after a while.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> "...the sorry state of masculinity in American movies today."

My avatar takes issue with this.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @NinaHagen: Bad Lieutenant - I don't know what's going on so sorry if it's twice.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @NinaHagen: Bad Lieutenant sorry.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> If full-frontal male nudity in Hollywood films is wrong, I don't want to be right.

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @CaptainHangNail: Don't forget

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> @NinaHagen: That still makes me nervous to think about, caressing the piano and all.

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> I wonder what Christopher Goodwin looks like naked...

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> "the most powerful voice in marketing"

Nice.

skahammer

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> I can direct Mr. Goodwin to some primo gay porn sites if he wants some "effortless masculinity" in his cinema.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Speaking of members. what about Harvey Keitel? My mother never forgave me for The Piano.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> It's funny because it's fat.

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> I don't know... generational? I like the skinny one from Flight of the Conchords and Stephen Seagal makes me ill. Gary Cooper was pretty dreamy, though.

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> Wait, flacid members attached to doughy and pallid bodies aren't capable of anything? Does the rest of the world know about this? We've been living a lie! Rise up sisters!

Zombosa

]]> <![CDATA[Judd Apatow is Ruining Hollywood—<i>Waah</i>!]]> What's Tab Hunter doing commenting at the Times of London?

CrankYank

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