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Savaging Matthew McConaughey For Fun And Profit

vulturesquadron — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:16:42 EDT

@Priam: UK, Adult Swim, same difference.

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steveholtsmother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:52:23 EDT

When I first saw Matthew McConaughey I thought he was Woody Harrelson with a hair piece.

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Priam — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:01:09 EDT

@vulturesquadron: I know you like to over think things, so let me break it down for you. My youtube was set to Japanese for some reason, and setting to the UK version was the quickest tab to push to get the browser in English Again. Frisky Dingo isn't based out of England. It's based out of Atlanta. Have fun with you assumptions.

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hhpeterson13 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:25:48 EDT

Family Guy needs to go away. This clip is brilliant, however.

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HeyWhoTookMyStapler — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:06:36 EDT

@cockfightbarmitzvah: ME TOO! I can't stand that football-shaped-headed kid. He annoys the hell out of me. But I did laugh at this clip.
And yes, FG is just a poorer version of the Simpsons. There's a reason my avatar is what it is :)

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CrankYank — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:46:03 EDT

Oh, Damon. I wished I had caught that piece of Cantebridgian ass before he left town, dammit.

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PaisleyPajamas — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:40:59 EDT

"We need a good-looking guy with a tight ass and some great abs..."

...and some short, stubby legs with a receding hairline and a good ol' boy twang.

(hurl)

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britneyspearstears — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:21:17 EDT

@popture: agreed.

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cockfightbarmitzvah — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:19:51 EDT

@HeyWhoTookMyStapler: And I usually hate The Family Guy. At best they're a third-rate Simpsons rip-off (the last several years of The Simpsons being the second-rate Simpsons knock-off), but that clip was actually funny.

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:08:54 EDT

@vulturesquadron:
That's funny because it's true.

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vulturesquadron — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:31:42 EDT

@Priam: I'll let you in on a little secret: that UK funny just doesn't work over here. Your comment ably demonstrates that.

It just reminds us of puffy, pink, snaggle-toothed men dressed as women making silly voices.

I'm sure you'll list off a whole bunch of your favorites in defense, but, being British myself, I feel authorized to tell you that all beautiful American people give UK comedy the giant "Meh". Only nerds have the patience to parse through the horrible provincial dialects and references.

(Also, the American version is usually funnier. So, wait for that.)

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HeyWhoTookMyStapler — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:04:47 EDT

I usually *hate* matt damon but this clip kinda won me over...

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rdbhunter — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:58:24 EDT

I can prove he sucks donkey ass.

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VoxPopuli — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:08:27 EDT

@popture: Except for Stewie - he can stay. The rest of Family Guy, ah who cares.

Also, I was hoping for actual flames when you said they were roasting McConaughey. Oh well.

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agentbedhead — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:25:35 EDT

This is completely wrong... if only for the fact that McConaughey keeps his shirt on.

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Priam — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:27:12 EDT

@Priam: BOOOSH!

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Priam — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:26:50 EDT

Dacelle Jones and Team Jaguar news tell me everything I need to know. Stewie doesn't have anything on the Chinatown underground rabbit deathmatches.

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popture — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:16:01 EDT

Family Guy also needs to go away.

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Ryan Tate — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:46:18 EDT

@Bell County: Seriously. I also wanted to hate the thing he did with Sarah Silverman, specifically, because as far as I was concerned it was part of a stupid manufactured "feud" between two Hollywood frat brothers, basically.... but unfortunately that was funny too.

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raincoaster — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:41:34 EDT

Stewie is quite right. I keep getting him mixed up with the guy who played the bartender on Cheers.

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Bell County — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:39:34 EDT

@Ryan Tate: I've been wanting to hate Matt Damon along with Ben Affleck in the many years since Good Will Hunting, but he makes it so hard...

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Ryan Tate — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:33:24 EDT

Also, here's Matt Damon imitating McConaughey:

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