Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk - Gawker Comments

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

AnnaFreud — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:26:35 EDT

Right. Because the best way to affirm one's straightness is to proclaim one's affinity for Cher.

Tom, keep digging that hole deeper ...

AnnaFreud

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Muscato — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:54:09 EDT

But at what point did she laugh and dance and light the candles one by one?

My guess is just about two minutes, tops, before the consoling outlined by Scooter34, above, commenced.

Muscato

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

anonymous1 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:47:16 EDT

Yeah, and Cher also dated David Geffen, so obviously she has an affinity for Gay men.

anonymous1

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Itsjustcatnip — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:51:12 EDT

Learning disabled... at heterosexuality.

Itsjustcatnip

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Scooter34 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:06:11 EDT

I can just imagine the "long night":

"Sssshhhh, it's all right. Honestly, it happens. Of course I understand. No, I know you've been under a lot of pressure lately. Please...please stop crying, Tom."

Scooter34

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Un Chien Andalou — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:03:40 EDT

a "fling with cher"?
is that like a liason with a french girl?

Un Chien Andalou

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

contradicto — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:41:17 EDT

@Hythloday: At least Tom finally found someone like Kate to hide deeper in the closet with.

contradicto

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Nunya B — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:22:14 EDT

Scientologists believe they can turn back time, you know. Maybe Cruise gave Cher the idea…

Nunya B

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

VoxPopuli — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:19:58 EDT

There's got to be a way to work "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves (Thetans?)" into this, but I got nothing.

VoxPopuli

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

dutchmonkey — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:11:28 EDT

I think Cher is the machine Scientologists hook themselves up to in order to measure how alien they are.

dutchmonkey

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

JinxyMcDeath — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:06:53 EDT

My happily gay bff of q gazillion years has a short list of famous girls he would bone. Cher isn't one of them, but Jennifer Lopez is...

JinxyMcDeath

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

McCheeburger — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:40:11 EDT

I've got yew, babe.

(Sonny's last song)

McCheeburger

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

WordSalad — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:36:13 EDT

@famousauthor: I guess she had a *little bit* of Scientology in her at one time. Badabump!

WordSalad

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

UnstableMabel — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:24:15 EDT

Gynoid meets android.

UnstableMabel

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Swordfish — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:01:42 EDT

And Kelly McGillis too....

Swordfish

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

notsofresh — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:47:00 EDT

So Cher did Tom AND Val Kilmer? How about a roll in the sack with Anthony Edwards, just to hit the Top Gun trifecta?

notsofresh

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

MartyPants — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:40:07 EDT

@richardmarxhatesmyhair: FOD, indeed.

MartyPants

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

valet_of_the_dolls — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:10:26 EDT

@richardmarxhatesmyhair: You were almost off to see the wizard, there, weren't you?
Those becauses were building...

valet_of_the_dolls

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

WordSalad — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:32:51 EDT

What do you want from Cher? Every night all the men would come around and lay their money down.

WordSalad

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

famousauthor — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:30:03 EDT

I didn't know Cher was a Scientologist.

famousauthor

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

jimbosil — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:27:32 EDT

Um, something something "Half-Breed" something...

jimbosil

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

In Other News... — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:22:33 EDT

@SuperUnison: Nah, we can handle the truth.

In Other News...

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:20:38 EDT

@Bell County: i was totally going to say that.

jinx!

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

miss_msry — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:16:09 EDT

What self-repection gay wouldn't hit that gay cultural icon?

miss_msry

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

the earl grey — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:10:36 EDT

cher & gregg allman I can deal with. cher + gene simmons is too gross to deal

the earl grey

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Hythloday — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:08:30 EDT

@contradicto, @contradicto: Talk about a different kind of love song.

Hythloday

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

valarmorghulis — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:08:14 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: I don't think I could rise to that challenge.

valarmorghulis

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

contradicto — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:55:29 EDT

@SuperUnison: I guess Cher wasn't Strong Enough to be his man.

contradicto

Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

Pope John Peeps II — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:54:18 EDT

Sometimes you hear about a sexual act so strange that you just want to masturbate to it just to prove you can. I accept your challenge, plasticky brunette barbie and gay couch humping thetan hater.

Pope John Peeps II